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Polanski Brothers: Home of Eternal Rest #1-4
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Spencer Polanski is an embalmer at her family-owned funeral home. Perfect job for a vampire, really. Especially one who's sans a working schnoz. That’s right. She has a bum nose. A plus when preparing the dead for eternal slumber—a big fat zero when it comes to sniffing out your true life mate.
Devoid her sense of smell, it’s business as usual when a clueless Spencer meets Larkin McBride. The detective's at Polanski’s to attend the wake of his best friend when he discovers something very unusual…
He can hear Spencer’s every thought.
Her every vampire thought.
So what’s “Detective McYummy” to do when the luscious Miss Polanksi’s thoughts are consumed by the body count in her sleepy town…and the possibility that the murderer could be one of her own kind?
*Author note: Dear readers, Please note, if you recognize this title, this book, originally published in 2006, is a rerelease and has been updated, revised and expanded.
Devoid her sense of smell, it’s business as usual when a clueless Spencer meets Larkin McBride. The detective's at Polanski’s to attend the wake of his best friend when he discovers something very unusual…
He can hear Spencer’s every thought.
Her every vampire thought.
So what’s “Detective McYummy” to do when the luscious Miss Polanksi’s thoughts are consumed by the body count in her sleepy town…and the possibility that the murderer could be one of her own kind?
*Author note: Dear readers, Please note, if you recognize this title, this book, originally published in 2006, is a rerelease and has been updated, revised and expanded.
161 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 1, 2008
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206 people want to read
About the author
Dakota Cassidy
167 books1,944 followersDakota Cassidy is a national bestselling author with over thirty books. She writes laugh-out-loud romantic comedy, grab-some-ice erotic romance, hot and sexy alpha males, paranormal shifters, contemporary kick-ass women, and more.
Invited by Bravo TV, Dakota was the Bravoholic for a week, wherein she snarked the hell out of all the Bravo shows. She received a starred review from Publisher Weekly for Talk Dirty to Me, won an RT Reviewers Choice Award for Kiss and Hell, along with many review site recommended reads and reviewer top pick awards.
Dakota lives in the gorgeous state of Oregon with her real life hero and her dogs, and she loves hearing from readers!
Connect with Dakota online: https://twitter.com/DakotaCassidy https://www.facebook.com/DakotaCassid...
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Invited by Bravo TV, Dakota was the Bravoholic for a week, wherein she snarked the hell out of all the Bravo shows. She received a starred review from Publisher Weekly for Talk Dirty to Me, won an RT Reviewers Choice Award for Kiss and Hell, along with many review site recommended reads and reviewer top pick awards.
Dakota lives in the gorgeous state of Oregon with her real life hero and her dogs, and she loves hearing from readers!
Connect with Dakota online: https://twitter.com/DakotaCassidy https://www.facebook.com/DakotaCassid...
Join Dakota Cassidy’s Newsletter The Tiara Diaries! Join here: http://mad.ly/signups/100255/join
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Displaying 1 - 16 of 16 reviews
March 11, 2015
Another winner!
Fast, super sexy, and fun, fun, fun! Interesting premise. Vamps who own a funeral parlor. Studly cop love interest, sweet, and spunky girl vamp, who embalms ? Great love match. Altogether great read!
Fast, super sexy, and fun, fun, fun! Interesting premise. Vamps who own a funeral parlor. Studly cop love interest, sweet, and spunky girl vamp, who embalms ? Great love match. Altogether great read!
June 21, 2017
I've seen this book a couple of time just never picked it up to read it and I'm glad I did because it was kind of cute. They own a funeral home Spencer their daughter is the embalmer. When anybody comes in she has to go in and do the work because she has no sense of smell. During the week of one of her last customers and then ask her what she means when he helps her when she almost falls. When she realize she hasn't said anything to him and realizes that he is reading her mind she becomes worry. Larkin is a detective it is it was his friend Alan that died. Something didn't seem right to him because Alan wasn't the time to commit suicide. We had more important things to figure out like how he could hear voices in his head one anyway and what did she mean by vampire ..as of all of her books I enjoy this just as much as the rest.
November 4, 2016
I don't do book reviews........ I read the book and if I liked it I give it up to 5 stars, if I didn't then it gets a 2, if I didn't finish then it's a 1, that's it I'm afraid.
I read it, I like it, I want more from the author.
As with a vast number of Kindle books there might be the odd spelling and punctuation errors.
After reading well over 300 Kindle books of all types and subjects you get use to them and they become less noticeable, unless they effect the story.
February 24, 2020
This tried way too hard to be funny. Inconsistent info on turning, and hello her cousin had a human for a licensed but she couldn't figure out he was hers? Also she knew mates could read minds but didn't get it? Nope. She knew Joffrey was a vamp but didn't connect him as the bad guy, and on!y other vamp in town?
Finished, but it was painful.
Finished, but it was painful.
February 25, 2020
This tried way too hard to be funny. Inconsistent info on turning, and hello her cousin had a human for a licensed but she couldn't figure out he was hers? Also she knew mates could read minds but didn't get it? Nope. She knew Joffrey was a vamp but didn't connect him as the bad guy, and on!y other vamp in town?
Finished, but it was painful.
Finished, but it was painful.
April 3, 2023
I love Dakota Cassidy's writing, whether it's her sweet and cozy stories or her fun and spicy (like this one) ones. They always make me smile. In this one, you get a combo of spicy paranormal romance and paranormal mystery. I often find paranormals that aren't cozy too dark in their subject matter, but that wasn't the case with this one. It was just lots of fun.
June 22, 2018
Another good book from Dakota Cassidy. How can you not love a vampire who can't smell?? And a detective who can hear thoughts??
August 26, 2018
Major offense for Christians and major graphic sex to the point of boredom and turn off. Also kinda lame and lacking logic in places. No more Dakota Cassidy for me.
October 16, 2018
Fun read!
This was another well written story! It brought many smiles along with of fun storyline. I would love more books to go with this one!
This was another well written story! It brought many smiles along with of fun storyline. I would love more books to go with this one!
October 14, 2021
Fantastic and have read many times. ❤️📚👍
September 25, 2023
Fun_filled and saucy
Witty banter with an intriguing plot that makes you want to read without stopping. Love this author's work and I am looking forward to more of this series.
Witty banter with an intriguing plot that makes you want to read without stopping. Love this author's work and I am looking forward to more of this series.
August 25, 2024
little bit too much sex and not enough story for me
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December 6, 2015
Two big issues.
A vampire is killing men and the only vampires around are the heroine's family. She knows it isn't any of them. Well there is that creepy vampire stranger who was at the first victim's funeral and the bar where the victims went but it NEVER occurs to the heroine or detective that it could be him.
How do you make a new vampire? One bite and presto-chango ten seconds later you have insta-vamp. Taa daa!
A vampire is killing men and the only vampires around are the heroine's family. She knows it isn't any of them. Well there is that creepy vampire stranger who was at the first victim's funeral and the bar where the victims went but it NEVER occurs to the heroine or detective that it could be him.
How do you make a new vampire? One bite and presto-chango ten seconds later you have insta-vamp. Taa daa!
January 2, 2016
A little too gimmicky for my tastes.
April 14, 2016
Good read
I don't think I've ever read a book by this author that I've not liked. It had humor, paranormal, mystery, etc. Very good. Fun read. Recommend this one.
I don't think I've ever read a book by this author that I've not liked. It had humor, paranormal, mystery, etc. Very good. Fun read. Recommend this one.
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