Everyone knows someone who has either been to jail, or is possibly on their way to jail. These days it doesn't take much to land you in the pen. A lie told to police by an angry girlfriend, spanking your disrespectful and unruly child, and even simple non-violent traffic offenses are all causes that can be used for arrest, and it can happen to any of us. Learn how to survive in jail with this guide in the event you ever get arrested. Written in a somewhat sarcastic/humorous style, author John Doe gives a firsthand account of his experiences in jail and tells you how you can survive the same way he did without getting caught up in the schemes of fellow inmates or additional time in the cage.