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Cursed Centaur
“Before the day ends you will realize what a beast you are.”
When Collin’s former high school girlfriend puts a spell on him, he is skeptical, until he blacks out at a Taco Bell in Fresno. When he awakens in a generic fantasy world as a centaur, he thinks maybe he is cursed. What is the point in being hung like a horse if you can’t even reach your own junk?
Collin is biding his time until the paramedics resuscitate him, navigating a world with a randy female centaur, a lewd princess, a midget bargirl in Hollywood Mexico, a Nazi Chihuahua, a nymphomaniac gecko woman, peace-loving crocodiles, and a busty nun, but women’s insatiable lust for horseflesh complicates things.
When Collin’s former high school girlfriend puts a spell on him, he is skeptical, until he blacks out at a Taco Bell in Fresno. When he awakens in a generic fantasy world as a centaur, he thinks maybe he is cursed. What is the point in being hung like a horse if you can’t even reach your own junk?
Collin is biding his time until the paramedics resuscitate him, navigating a world with a randy female centaur, a lewd princess, a midget bargirl in Hollywood Mexico, a Nazi Chihuahua, a nymphomaniac gecko woman, peace-loving crocodiles, and a busty nun, but women’s insatiable lust for horseflesh complicates things.
186 pages, Kindle Edition
Published January 7, 2026
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