Whatever is the spiritual shrug of a generation that grew up latchkey, over‑caffeinated, under‑supervised, and allergic to enthusiasm. It’s a minimalist manifesto for everyone who learned early that expectations are a trap, perfection is a scam, and emotional labor is optional.
This book doesn’t try to inspire you. It doesn’t want to fix you. It’s not here to optimize your morning routine or unlock your inner warrior. It’s just here to sit next to you, crack open a warm Diet Coke, and mutter “yeah, same” while the world burns in the background.
Inside, you’ll
repetition as resistance
misalignment as aesthetic
profanity as punctuation
and the quiet, unbothered power of not giving a single polished damn
Whatever is the Gen X survival strategy distilled into low‑effort, high‑truth, and aggressively unbothered.