Sherlock (TV) Fanfic Sherlock Holmes/John Watson John Watson has a medical condition that means everyone he sleeps with is instantly healed of all illness and injury. This causes complications when Sherlock breaks his arm, and even more complications when Sherlock falls in love with him. Yes, this is a story where John has a literal magic healing cock. It's a lot less cracky than you're probably imagining. Words:32231 complete
This is why I like fanfic, lol. This is, "What if the MC really did have a magic penis? And sex with him cured whatever was wrong with you?" It's quite the trial for poor John, so it's not as lighthearted as it could've been, but it's just a fun idea. These are the kinds of stories you can only do in fanfic, I think.