Here’s the source material for much of what you’ve heard about the Ramsey case. It’s ground zero of the investigation, brimming with facts both well known and obscure.
Author, Steve Thomas, is a former Boulder PD detective who spent twenty months investigating JonBenet’s death.
Prior to reading, my impression of the Boulder PD was of a bumbling, inept organization. I haven’t changed my mind, BUT Steve introduces us to a more complex reality. He paints the social landscape of mid-1990's Boulder, a privileged Democratic niche where the political and judicial systems worked in sync to pander to powerful citizens. Laughable as it sounds, Boulder wanted a “non-violent” SWAT team. The District Attorney handed out plea bargains like candy, avoiding trial at all costs. The Ramsey murder hit this fragile ecosystem of law and order like a bomb.
Steve’s book is a scathing testimony of how the Boulder DA’s office bent over backwards to defer to the Ramsey defense team, crippling the investigation at every turn. Steve is vehement that Boulder detectives investigated the hell out of this murder in spite of a soft police chief, an adversarial DA, an army of defense attorneys, internal leaks, inadequate funds, rabid media coverage, thousands of junk tips, and most notably, the Ramseys’ absolute refusal to cooperate. It’s a David and Goliath story, a warning of how justice can be subverted by power and privilege. It’s the tale of a whistle-blower.
Beneath the wider social issues, our collective obsession with who killed JonBenet has never wavered. It’s the unsolvable game of Clue, the case that divides even the most esteemed experts.
Steve doesn’t shy away from interpretation. He theorizes Patsy lost her temper during a bed wetting incident, accidentally inflicting a massive head wound. He believes Patsy panicked, staged a crime scene, discarded key evidence, and then woke her unsuspecting family.
It’s impossible to address those claims without a full blown trial. I invite you to weigh the evidence yourself. Whether you agree with Steve’s conclusion or not (I don’t), the book is riveting.
While he fails to convince me Patsy was responsible, Steve successfully demonstrates how the Boulder DA sabotaged the integrity of the investigation for political purposes, and he proves the Ramseys were a true roadblock to the investigation, intentionally or not.
I’ll list key points of the book that stood out to me. My thoughts are in parentheses, not to be confused with the author’s.
* Steve believes Lou Smit, a renowned detective who solved over a hundred murders, was blinded by the Ramseys’ Christian faith. He describes Lou as “compromised.”
* Don Foster, legendary linguistic analyst of Unabomber and Shakespeare fame, flipped 180 degrees on this ransom note. Based on publicly available samples Foster found online, he wrote Patsy a dramatic letter proclaiming he knew her to be innocent. However, after being given access to the original handwriting evidence in totality, he reversed his opinion, announcing Patsy definitely DID author the note. (Apparently, the experts even disagree with themselves on this case.)
* Steve is adamant Bill McReynolds (AKA Santa Bill) was an innocent, feeble old man who was hounded into his grave. Steve insists Bill was cleared based on blood, fingerprints, handwriting analysis, and “other information.” (My endless thoughts on Bill below.)
* This next bit of information floored me. After his infidelity, John’s first wife, Lucinda, divorced him. John’s father later married Lucinda’s mother (or vice versa, I can’t remember which). So John and Lucinda, ex-spouses, technically became step-siblings. (Why does no one ever talk about this? That situation would be confusing to children. Imagine you’re Burke. Your dad’s “sister” used to be your dad’s wife. Could this be why the dictionary was open to the i’s with a page folded over pointing at the word “incest?” Was Burke trying to sort out the family tree? Did this give him ideas to sexually experiment with his own sister?)
* The Ramseys flat out lied to police more than once. For example, when asked about John’s affair, Patsy said, “I’m not aware of anything like that.” (Based on John’s comments at a much later date, Patsy definitely knew about the affair all along. Why did she lie to police? To preserve the illusion of perfection? What else would Patsy lie about to keep up that facade? In reality, I think Patsy considered the topic shameful, irrelevant, and private so she simply ended the line of questioning by playing ignorant.)
* The underwear on JonBenet’s body was too large. Patsy supposedly purchased this particular package of panties as a gift for a family member. I don’t know any adult who buys underwear for kids other than their own. That’s bizarre in itself, BUT after some thought, I can see myself accidentally buying the wrong size of underwear for my own child. The packaging isn’t always clear. Rather than throw it out, I might intend to give it to a relative, a lofty goal I never get around to. And then I can see my young child keeping it for themselves even though it’s the wrong size. Apparently, the day of the week was stitched on each pair. Maybe that appealed to JB. It seems odd at first glance, but it probably isn’t relevant to the murder.)
* Because the Ramseys refused to cooperate with police, it’s hard to nail down their stories. But there are inconsistencies in what little they’ve said. For example, they’ve told different versions of how JonBenet was put to bed and what she was wearing. Patsy says she never checked on Burke in his bedroom, but Burke says she came in “freaking out.” So on and so forth. (Why the discrepancies? Normal memory loss, the fog of shock and trauma, division of household tasks by two parents resulting in the right hand not knowing what the left is doing, general bedtime chaos, or a sign of intentional lies?)
* That morning, Patsy was wearing yesterday’s clothes as evidenced by Christmas photos. She says she showered before discovering the ransom note. What are the chances a former Miss West Virginia, freshly showered with makeup and hair done, walked past her closet of designer clothing and threw on yesterday's dirty wrinkled outfit? Steve vehemently believes she never slept. It’s his smoking gun. (Except … this family was fairly messy. The kids had hygiene issues. Patsy was likely exhausted from Christmas. I can see her tossing her clothes on a chair before bed. Maybe she only wore that particular outfit to dinner, and it was still fairly clean. Maybe she didn’t think twice about grabbing lightly worn clothing and throwing it on before the mad dash to the airport.)
* Steve appeared on Larry King Live alongside John and Patsy. You can watch this deeply uncomfortable encounter. Make of it what you will. (To me, the Ramseys come across as smug and condescending. When asked about lie detector tests, John declares “We took a polygraph quality controlled by the person who invented the polygraph system.” UGH. Rich people. Yet Steve strikes me as stubborn to a fault, absolutely blind with tunnel vision.)
***** MY PERSONAL OPINION ON STEVE’S THEORY *****
Steve makes a mildly persuasive case. I finished this book thinking it’s feasible Patsy accidentally killed her daughter and covered it up. After all, the grand jury believed it strongly enough to indict. (Although the standard to indict is low - nowhere near the standard to convict.)
Then I look at the autopsy photos, and that thought dissolves. When I’m not staring directly at the carnage, I can imagine JonBenet with a bump on the head, gently slipping away, fading into the night.
But pictures don’t lie. That’s not what happened. Her skull was split with the force of falling from a third story building. Her neck was cinched to a grotesque degree, a truly disturbing sight to behold.
Staging or not, dead or alive, very few people have the capacity to inflict that kind of damage to a child’s body. That type of violence wasn’t done to cover up an accident. It wasn’t done by a nine year old making knots according to the Boy Scout Handbook. It wasn’t done to settle a business grudge. A sadistic pedophile did that because they derived pleasure from doing so. My eyes can’t interpret those photos any differently.
For the sake of argument, let’s say Patsy did lose her temper, JB bumped her head, and she fell unconscious. The vast majority of parents would immediately rouse the household and call 911. A tiny percentage of parents might assume their child is dead and try to cover their part up by faking a different accident, perhaps by pushing their child down the stairs or dropping them off a balcony. An infinitesimal number of parents would get rid of the body altogether.
But THIS? To abuse, violate, desecrate, and defile your child’s body? You could put a gun to my head, and I couldn’t cinch a rope around my child’s neck or molest their dead body. I’ve never heard of even one case of an accidental death being disguised as a sexual assault so frenzied the child’s hair was carelessly caught and twisted into the knots. The person who killed JonBenet was a monster.
If one of the Ramseys WAS a monster, they certainly wouldn’t leave JB’s body in that horrific state, laying in the basement, waiting to be found, covered in evidence for all the world to see. A Ramsey would have dumped her body FAR from home and claimed she disappeared.
John Ramsey is STILL pushing the Boulder PD and CBI to continue investigating, analyzing, and testing evidence. These are not the actions of a guilty man.
No matter how you arrange the puzzle pieces, they never fit in a way that forms a picture of the Ramseys as guilty.
I’m not alone in this line of thinking. To name a few: Lou Smit, John Douglas, and Julia Cowley’s profiling team (check out the podcast, The Consult) believed an intruder was responsible. No offense to Steve Thomas, but his investigative experience with Boulder PD Narcotics simply does not compare.
So why did the Ramseys stonewall the police? Easy. Because they were privileged. Innocent or guilty, they enlisted legal help and followed advice to the letter. Anything else would’ve been foolish. From Steve’s point of view, their lack of cooperation was obstruction of justice. From the Ramseys perspective, it was necessary protection from wrongful conviction. They were both correct.
I believe JonBenet was targeted by an acquaintance. And (sorry, Steve) Bill McReynolds is my top contender.
**** WHY I THINK SANTA BILL IS GUILTY ****
* Bill had been in the house multiple times. He knew the layout, an advantage when creeping around in the dark. He knew the basement was a secluded location.
* Bill took special notice of JonBenet because she gifted him a vial of glitter. He took the vial with him into heart surgery, asking for his ashes to be mixed with the glitter if he died.
* Bill pressured Patsy to throw a last minute Christmas party by dangling the Charles Kuralt film as bait. The film was a half-truth. CK wasn’t on board yet. Bill hired two filmmakers to shoot the piece speculatively with no assurance of purchase. But it made a good line. “Let me play Santa at your house, and we can both be on television!”
* Because he successfully convinced Patsy to throw the party, Bill was in the house just days before the murder, once again interacting with JB and refreshing his memory of the layout.
* During the party, a mysterious 911 call was placed. This may have been Fleet White misdialing 411, the “information” line at the time. But some speculate the call came from Bill - a test call to see how fast police could respond, for example. Or possibly it was an adrenaline rush for Bill to stand in plain sight in front of the police knowing he would commit murder in that house a few days later. Or possibly Bill said or did something to frighten JonBenet, and in her innocence, she dialed 911. A partygoer reportedly found JB crying on the stairs, saying she “didn’t feel pretty.”
* JonBenet told a friend’s mother that Santa had been to her house for a party and told her he was coming back for a SECRET visit AFTER Christmas. When pushed for clarification, JB doubled down on the key words. I can think of only two explanations. (1) An innocent Bill told JB a “Secret Santa” gift exchange would take place on the Michigan trip, and she conflated these words into a secret visit from Santa. I don’t know if such an activity was planned, mind you. (2) A guilty Bill prepped JB for her own murder. She wouldn’t scream if she expected Santa to show up at her bedside - a blood chilling thought.
* A card from Bill was found crumpled / torn in JB’s trash. This proves Bill singled JB out for individual attention. Did Burke receive his own card from Bill?
* The ransom letter is written by a person of average intelligence who is … I’m not sure of the right word. Naive? Dramatic? Silly? OLD, perhaps? To me, the author is puffing up, hoping to be seen as more impressive than they really are. Bill was a retired journalism professor, the first in his family to go to college. His daughter stated he could still be socially awkward among the upper class. “A bit of an imposter” she observed.
* Guess who might be wordy enough to write the War and Peace of ransom notes? A retired journalism professor like Bill.
* The ransom letter is packed with movie quotes. Bill’s wife was a movie critic.
* The writer of the ransom note referred to John’s “southern common sense.” That’s a mistake. John isn’t from the South. Patsy was. This indicates the killer primarily knew Patsy and only knew John tangentially. The killer assumes John is also from the South like his wife. Patsy is the one who arranged Bill’s service for her Christmas parties. She is the one he interacted with most.
* The ransom note demands $118,000, the amount of John’s Christmas bonus. I can easily imagine Patsy boasting about this fact. As in, “Sure Bill, I guess I can afford to hire you this year since John’s annual bonus was $118,000.” (rich person chuckle) Or Bill may have overheard this bit of gossip at the party. Dropping the number into the letter was a power play. “See? I know things.”
* The ransom note is signed “Victory! S.B.T.C.” I interpret this as “saved by the cross.” Victory refers to Christ’s victory over death. It’s a dig at the Ramseys’ Christian faith. As in, “It’s not so bad. Your little girl is with Jesus now, right?” Or it could be a self-assurance of sorts, a way for the killer to assuage their own guilt. Bill certainly knew the Ramseys were faithful churchgoers. Everyone did. I’m certain the topic of religion came up frequently during all those Christmas parties.
* Bill told police another one of his special kid friends died. Interesting that Bill had more than one special kid friend. Who died.
* Bill’s daughter was abducted on December 26, 1974, twenty-two years TO THE DAY JonBenet died. She and a friend were molested and then released. What are the chances of these rare events in Bill’s life occurring on the same day of the year? I’m no mathematician, but the answer is LOW. Plus, it wasn’t just any day. It was the day after Christmas, the holiday Bill was obsessed with. The fact these things occurred on a date significant to him drops the odds even lower. What does this tell us? Did Bill allow someone to molest his daughter? Did he try to recreate the scenario with JB? Do pedophiles trade “referrals” since molesting kids close to them is too risky? (vomit) Did Bill consider Dec 26 the best day of the year to sin? Be “good” all year for Santa and then purge before a new year officially starts? A Christmas loophole, if you will. (more vomit)
* Bill’s wife wrote a screenplay about Sylvia Likens, a girl who was tortured and murdered in a basement.
* After the murder, Bill was eager for the spotlight, speaking at the funeral and literally elbowing his way through a crowd to speak to The Today Show. He also gave an interview to Dan Glick of Newsweek. Bill showed Dan a wooden harp carved with the names of dead children. Bill said, “I’ve saved a small place right here for JonBenet’s name.”
* Bill forced hugs on everyone from Steve Thomas to Katie Couric. He really wanted to be perceived as sweet and harmless.
* None of Bill’s hair, blood, or fingerprints were found at the crime scene. You know, the completely contaminated crime scene. Given the poor police work, the killer could’ve left a completed 23&Me DNA kit on the doormat, and Linda Arndt would’ve stepped over it. The LACK of a forensics match should not clear anyone. Not Bill. Not the Ramseys. Handwriting analysis? It’s tempting to rely on, but there’s too much room for doubt.
* Bill’s alibi is his wife, the person most likely to lie for him.
* Bill was old, possibly unable to commit rape by intercourse. JonBenet was assaulted with a paintbrush and by digital penetration.
* Bill was old and possibly impotent, but NOT frail. Investigators had to track him down while he was on vacation in Spain. He was hardy enough to subdue a child and carry her down the stairs. Maybe not spry enough to finagle a dead body out a basement window.
* The killer leisurely wrote the ransom note from inside the house, probably while the Ramseys were out for dinner. The letter essentially reads: “Hey everyone. I’m definitely NOT a pedophile. Gross! I’m just gonna take this little girl for money. Oh, and I’m not from around here. I’m not even American. Goddamn foreigners, am I right?” The writer doth protest too much.
* Many people dismiss Bill as too old to molest a child as criminals age out. I disagree. Once a pedophile, always a pedophile. It’s possible he wanted to indulge himself “one last time,” especially as his heart surgery had confronted him with his own mortality.
* As we all know, pedophiles seek out positions of trust with easy access to children. Like Santa Claus.
* The nearby murder of Tracy Neef has been noted for similarities to the Ramsey case. Personally, I don’t see strong links, but one thing stands out. Detectives suspect a connection between the Neef case and an unknown assailant who sexually assaulted girls AND THEN ALLOWED THEM TO GO. Sound familiar? Bill’s daughter and her friend were also picked up, molested, and allowed to leave. This link is a stretch, but, again, how many unlucky coincidences can Bill have to this case?
* I can hear the Internet screaming: “Leave Bill alone! He was cleared!” I come bearing bad news. Real life is messy, and this sort of thing happens often. The term cleared means suspects are pushed to the side for NOW, not for EVER. Sometimes police miss the truth but circle back to it later. No one circled back to Bill. He was lost in the circus.
* If the Boulder PD did reconsider Bill, they would never state it publicly. Admit they foolishly cleared the killer because he played SANTA? Never. The Boulder PD has a vested interest in this case remaining unsolved.
Based on the information above, Bill McReynolds is a much more viable suspect than Patsy or John.
In addition, there were known home invaders / rapists (such as Keith Schwinaman and Bradford Wagner) actively commiting crimes in the area using a similar MO.
There’s also a possible connection to the home invasion and assault on “Amy” (pseudonym) on September 14, 1997. Both girls attended Dance West.
Any of these possibilities make more sense than “Patsy lost her temper over a wet bed.”
*****
As you can see, I disagree with Steve Thomas’s ultimate conclusion. This book is still a five star read. It goes beyond the scope of this one case, and it’s full of useful information.
The Ramseys were spoiled and unlikable. But innocent.