This is a 3.5/5
"The Golden Gizmo" was written the year Jim Thompson's deranged masterpiece, "King Blood", was penned, but it's a different beast. It reads almost as if Thompson had become so drained and mentally scarred from the writing of, "King Blood", that he had to write something lighter, and that piece of fluff turned into, "The Golden Gizmo".
The story is about Toddy Kent, another door-to-door salesman character in a Thompson novel, who specializes in gold. He has something inside, another sense, his "golden gizmo", that sends him to high quality gold and, as we will find out, to his downfall. Toddy is married to yet-another nagging wife character who should've been served divorce papers in the first chapter, but Toddy's not the brightest con man around, and his aloofness spills over into his romantic choices. As the story progresses, Toddy falls in with the wrong people on a score he believes could be a ticket out, for he may be a con man, but he's planning on escaping the lifestyle. His escape becomes problematic as he runs into former German Nazis and Spanish fascists, crazy women with uncertain motives, a maid he ignores who's warning him to stay far away, a chinless man, and of course, a talking dog. With this cast of characters in any other writer's hands could result in something approaching nonsense, but Thompson makes it all seem natural - natural to the simple crime story he's concocted. If this were a noir movie from the 40's - 50's, it might make for an entertaining one, perhaps a great one if it found the correct director. As a novel, though, it feels too slight. There's enough whacky moments and characters to lead one to believe Thompson is up to something bizarre, but, instead, it becomes clear as the chapters go by that he's written a thrilling crime novel that's one of his quickest read. As a sacrifice for his chosen style, the novel has a deficit of elements usually taken from his great, strange, dark well where the best parts of his fiction come from. It is not, by a long shot, a terrible book, and certainly not awful like readers on the internet describe it as - it's simple: fans of Jim Thompson that don't mind when his style shifts out of the darkness to revel in goofy crime plots or readers that like to read a fun mid-century noir and/or hard-boiled crime novel, this might be the novel to read.