My Selling Pitch:
Absolutely idiotic YA thriller
On my do not read list.
Pre-reading:
I picked this up because I heard good things about Tiffany D. Jackson’s writing, and I figured this would be a good way to get a taste of a bunch of different authors.
(obviously potential spoilers from here on)
Thick of it:
I know I’m probably reading too much into it, but if it’s storming and the detective’s already sunburned, he didn’t just get there.
It’s already reminding me of Five Survive
You know, it’s really annoying that his name is Quintin, which means five, but then his nickname is Quatro, which means four.
YA quirky writing is EXHAUSTING.
Really hate when YA books sexualize teenagers like this. He’s 17. Don’t tell me about his tight end.
Hungry hummingbird is diabolical.
I wonder if someone’s gonna get concrete shoes?
I thought there was a pretty big argument that comparing skin color to food is offensive. I don’t share this belief, but I’m surprised all six of these authors are chill with it.
So much of this book is overwritten cringe. What do you mean, guava-colored pillows? Like grow up.
I fucking love hamachi crudo, but you can’t make a meal out of it.
As a reminder in memorial is redundant as hell. Just say in memorium of Key.
This reads like bad Gossip Hirl/ Pretty Little Liars fanfic.
I have a hard, hard time believing cops would be allowed to speak to these nepo babies without a lawyer present.
I know this is written by multiple authors, but holy fuck, I find this writing style obnoxious. Especially these River chapters. Channel her mother, fuck offff.
They’re rich enough that he has an iCloud backup of his phone. Be so for real right now. Also, there’s no way he doesn’t have blackmail stored on multiple devices.
I don’t like this book. I’ve totally checked out.
So help me god, if there’s a secret baby in this book because of her heterochromia, and they’re like look, she got one eye from one parent and one from the other!
And why does the general manager have the same sunburnt nose as the detective? Coincidence? I think not! (I am wrong.)
I wonder if that’s a nod to The Westing Game’s Turtle.
So she’s a ripoff Bailey Sarian gossip column for her school.
I’m supposed to believe a luxury resort like this doesn’t have a security feed on the pool?
I feel like they set it up where you can only drink from your one cup to pointedly poison someone.
Really harping on the sunburn.
Sausage casing dresses is never complementary.
Acab, baby.
They have obliterated these crime scenes to the point that they’re either not crime scenes or everybody going to jail for obstruction.
Why isn’t it the mess manifest not manifest the mess? Like don’t be stupid.
That is not how the cloud works.
Noelle and River’s characters are way, way too similar. All the characters feel like they have the same generic voice. This book is very bad.
I feel like his necklace has to be a matched set to Key’s bracelet because she’s his secret sister or something.
What is with all the fuckass Christianity in this book?
Oh, come off it. Just write she’s knocking on the door. Stop virtue signaling. You sound ridiculous.
You’re attempting to be a pro football player and you can’t break open a suitcase?
You kiss someone else the night your girlfriend dies? You’re a bad person.
I feel like Anthony isn’t dead and is the one murdering the hotel staff, but I don’t know how he faked his death. But like this has to be some And Then There Were None shit.
Why are we so fixated on his sunburn?
Oh my god, the repetitive writing is making me wanna put my head through the wall.
I’m so over this book. It’s very something’s gonna happen and then nothing actually happens. Everything is completely unbelievable. There’s no functional adults.
The timeline mishmash isn’t adding tension. It’s just unnecessarily convoluted.
But we know Prescott survives to advise her when talking to the cops so-
This is an incredibly idiotic whodunnit.
OK, I said she was related to him. I just thought it would be a closer relation than cousin, but like I’m counting that as correct.
So what was the dirt they got on Dwayne’s dad?
So they don’t release a minor from the hospital without the parents talking to the doctor.
A pool drowning looks very different from towel smothering on autopsy. I’m sure her loaded doctor parents would never get a second opinion about those results. God, this book is stupid!
Post-reading:
Incredible that you have six authors working on this book and not a single one of them or their editors knows how the cloud works. Um, this is too stupid to function. If you throw away any scrap of logic, this is technically readable. It reads like bad Pretty Little Liars or Gossip Girl fanfic. It’s wannabe Holly Jackson. I’m not convinced a single one of these authors has ever stayed at a luxury resort. I think they watched an episode of Zack and Cody and made their villains.
Stylistically, you can spot when different authors take over. One of them needed to be banned from foodie figurative language. The characters are bafflingly flat and all end up reading exactly the same. River and Noelle are the same character to the point it’s laughable. Jumping around in the timeline does nothing for the book’s tension. It’s exhausting to read. It’s unnecessarily convoluted for a mystery you’re gonna open and guess the gist of.
And I can’t stress to you enough how illogical villains’ motivations are. There is not a single functional adult in this story. It’s so beyond the suspension of disbelief, you’re gonna immediately check out.
I literally don’t have a single nice thing to say about this book. I think it’s an embarrassment of a thriller, and if I went solely off of this writing, I would not seek out a single one of these authors again. I don’t think you should read this. Even if you can tolerate a generic whodunnit, this is piss poor work, and stop pushing your toxic religion in YA books.
Who should read this:
Bad YA thriller fans
Ideal reading time:
Summer
Do I want to reread this:
Fuck no
Would I buy this:
No
Similar books:
* Five Survive by Holly Jackson-YA revenge thriller, mystery, family drama
* The Drop by S. R. Masters-revenge thriller, college friends
* Thin Air by Kellie M. Parker-YA revenge thriller, mystery, high schoolers
* She Lies in Wait by Gytha Lodge-crime procedural, revenge thriller, mystery, high schoolers
* And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie-OG revenge thriller mystery
Thank you to Netgalley and the publisher for a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.