It’s off to the races in the explosive eighth book in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series.
As chaos and mass panic spread outside the dungeon in the wake of Faction Wars, Carl and Donut find themselves on the tenth floor, where they’re forced to compete in a surprisingly normal set of tasks. Well, normal for the dungeon.
Races. Get from point A to point B, and don’t come in last. After each race, they pick an upgrade for their vehicle and the track gets more challenging. It all seems a little too normal, a little too simple.
Ignore those strange glitches that are occurring with increasing frequency. Don’t listen to those whispers about what’s happening on the mysterious eleventh floor, something the system AI calls A Parade of Horribles. Nobody, not even the showrunners, knows what that means. Just that the AI has ominously dubbed it “a coming-out party for the ages.”
Everything is fine, Crawler. I repeat, everything is fine.
Carl hates that it’s business as usual. The rules of this floor have taken away his agency. That just will not do.
So Carl is planning a party of his own. It’s a plan so dangerous, so insane, he can’t even consult his friends lest the AI put a stop to it. Because if it goes wrong, it’s not just the end of Carl and Donut. No. The stakes are higher than they’ve ever been.
Matt Dinniman is the best-selling writer and artist from Gig Harbor, Washington. He is the published author of dozens of short stories and a gaggle of books. In addition, his art publications—from greeting cards to stationery kits to calendars—can be found in boutique and stationery shops around the world. Also, he strongly feels like a pretentious twat when he writes about himself in third person.
i think about this book at least 50 times a day and i question what i'm supposed to do with life until it is in my hands. i have never needed a book so bad or wanted a year to pass by in the blink of an eye more than i do now when it comes to carl's book of boom
This book gave me whiplash. It was constant action, racing against time to get ready for each heat and then taking part in it. There was no downtime to recover, either for the characters or the readers. There were only a few moments where they had time to sit down and discuss things, which made it feel a bit overwhelming at times.
Carl had some really twisty moments in this book, some were hilarious, while others felt absolutely unfair. But it was great overall, and with everything happening toward the end, it was a total mind bomb. I’m not sure what’s going to happen next, but I’m secretly elated to have my “remaining” favorite characters going at it together.
This may be the weakest book, moment to moment, in the series so far. The cast is large, the lore and exposition has a lot to juggle, and the 10th floor just lasts too long for what it is.
The character themes that were so strong in the previous couple of books here are stretched thin, and coming down from the high of faction wars was going to be a challenge.
I’ll say that while l was let down for most of this book (in comparison with my expectations/anticipation), the ending section has set up the series nicely for a duology conclusion, if that’s still the plan.
picking up on the heels of faction wars, carl and donut are thrown into the 10th floor which can only be described as a combination of mario kart and mad max death race. the ai continues to go completely off the rails, continuing to find ways to pit the crawlers against each other. our favorite crawlers (and side characters - im looking at you jamal and samantha) are forced to make decisions they'd hoped would never become a reality, continuing to force them deeper into the darkness.
just like every other dungeon crawler carl book, matt dinniman has managed to weave an absolutely insane and cohesive storyline that makes you laugh through its usual crude humor. seriously, very few authors could manage to weave the amount of foreshadowing that he did throughout this entire series that has lead up to this point.
first off.. oh my god??? this is a masterpiece and possibly the best book in the series so far?
this book definitely focused more on the politics and world/universe dynamics than the previous books but it was 𝙖𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮 necessary. it not only gives us insight into what's going on in the universe but it perfectly sets up for book 9, which is going to be absolutely bonkers.
𝐩𝐫𝐞-𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 ⋆˚࿔ guys... THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME FOR ME TO START MY ARC?!? im truly so excited i think i could cartwheel around my entire house right now.
I feel like this book gives us less game and characters progression, and instead reminds us that the crawlers are incredibly vulnerable and at the mercy of a more and more deranged AI.
I'm more and more dreading how this will end and how they will be able to retain their humanity and sanity.
Honestly this is, to me, the most horror coded entry to the series.
Dungeon Crawler Carl meets Mario Kart: insane AI edition.
Like all of my reviews for this series (and like the series itself), this review is going to be chaotic.
This one felt very dark, but also, it very much had fun.
I didn’t know Carl was such a good singer lol. We get a karaoke duet with Princess Donut and Carl, which I was not expecting.
I actually feel like there was less emotional moments between characters in this instalment compared to the previous few books. Instead, we see a very internal rage and struggle as Carl takes on the responsibility of everyone.
He’s like the big brother. The dad. The over-burdened, done-with-this-crap dude.
I had thought, after books 6 and 7, we’d get more information about the wider history and lore of the Crawl. I actually think this was the lightest in terms of world-building in recent instalments.
The AI is insane, and it makes for some very tense situations. Seeing how unhinged it could get, combined with the sound effects, made for some of my favourite scenes in the book.
Per usual, Jeff Hayes’s narration is incredible, even if I believe some bizarre scenes were added just to make the best use of him.
I admit, I did find the humour slightly too forced in a few places. I know LitRPG can get crazily absurd, but it was cringe-inducing at times.
Physical arc gifted by Michael Joseph publisher in March. This review was posted after I listened to the audiobook.
I am not embarrassed to admit - I started this series in June 2025 - and have since listened to books 1-7 - TWICE as of November 2025 - . I don't know what to do with myself without Carl & Donut. I need this book yesterday. May is so far away...
Okay - Update, make that THREE TIMES. I swear this series has become my who personality ;) LOL, I mean I had to prepare for release day.
This was one of my most anticipated books of the year. Perhaps my most anticipated.
I read the first seven books of this series last year, in 2025. I binged the whole thing in the span of two weeks. I lived and breathed Dungeon Crawler Carl. It literally haunted my dreams; that's how deep I fell into this. I was so excited while waiting for this next installment, and honestly, I am a bit disappointed.
Don't get me wrong, I liked this book. I just think it was a bit of a step down from the previous installment.This Inevitable Ruin was a big book of chaos and non-stop action. An entire book dedicated to outright war and unbelievably high stakes. There were big emotional highs and dramatic revelations, and so many casualties. It ended on a high note that left me begging for more.
And then this book starts, and the pace slows down again. It felt almost jarring. Going from war to a glorified Mario Kart was not what I expected. I didn't care about the races. Mainly because, for the most part, Carl was going up against NPCs with all the other crawlers off on their own races. The stakes for the rest of the team didn't feel real. Obviously, Carl and Donut weren't going to lose their race and die. And we didn't really get to witness what was going on with the others, not that it matters since most of them are encased in plot armor at this point.
Honestly, I was kinda bored while reading the first half of this novel, something I never thought I'd say.
The lore of this world keeps on expanding. I think I understand what's going on, but at the same time, I've decided I'm okay with being confused. Everything is going to crap, the AI has officially lost its mind, and the universe at large will feel its wrath. I have so many questions about the mechanics of it all, and I don't even care if they get answered at this point.
The last 20% of this novel, as it has been for all the novels, was absolute chaos in the best possible way. This is what I was expecting this book to be: chaos, action, and high stakes. When even the AI is left speechless by Carl's plans, that's when you know the true scale of madness that goes down. And yet,
Anyway, that last bit was good. It was the best part of the novel, and without it, I would have rated this lower.
In the end, I thought this was fine. Not what I expected, but fine. The next book is bound to be chaotic, full of action, and with unbelievably high stakes. Just how I like it. Although I am certain that either Carl or the AI will find some loophole or another to make it go their way.
Lastly, let me just say, I read this while also listening to the audiobook. The production quality of these never ceases to amaze me. How they got the right to that song is beyond me, but that Karaoke sequence was absolutely hilarious. The narrator, Jeff Hays, never disappoints.
NEW ACHIEEEEEEVEMENT: You finished one of your favourite Dungeon Crawler Carl books in the series. Buckle up kiddo, you’re in for a bumpy ride.
Parade of Horribles did everything that The Dungeon Anarchist’s Cookbook wanted to do, but better.
Using a movement and race based map engine for this could have gone one of two ways. Ironically in TDAC, I found that despite the rail and consistent movement system being in effect, it was a very slow and at times relatively confusing environment.
TPoH flips that on its head and forces consistent plot and narrative progression with an ever-moving race based map system.
And it’s fucking chaos.
But in the best way.
I feel like this has some of my favourite ever scenes, karaoke, the final three chapters (holy moly).
I don’t know how Matt can consistently keep bringing me such joy but also such anxiety and fear about what might come next.
I’m really not sure how ready I am to descend even further into the hell that is coming. But like an accident, I can’t help but look and see what horrible things are bound to happen.
We’re at a point now where I think the character development doesn’t really even need praising, the work that has been done to bring us and the characters on this journey is superb.
Yes, I will always admit, this series is not for everyone; it’s violent, it’s grotesque at times, and it’s overly sexualised (looking at you Samantha).
But for me, this is maybe my favourite entry in the entire gore and splooge filled series.
I can feel it coming in the air, tonight. *screams*
“Unity. Support. Family. And kneecapping bitches.” Yeah, that quote sums it up nicely!
Carl and Donut are back after Faction Wars and we’re on the tenth floor. Not gonna lie, this was pure chaos from start to finish. I actively slowed down my listening from about halfway on as everything was happening so fast and I never wanted it to end.
Almost all of our favorites are here, while others were sorely missed. I don’t play any video games but I’ve seen some and this book reminded me a bit of Mario Kart. There was lots of racing and ridiculousness, punctuated by punches in the feels, and genuine moments of pure rage against the machine that put our crawlers in this situation in the first place. Whenever Carl rebels or makes a stand I want to stand and cheer. Maybe that’s because so many are not standing up in the real world right now? I don’t know for sure, but it’s nice to be on the side of someone with a backbone and real integrity, even if it is only fictional.
The NPCs here are abundant and a bit overwhelming at times. There’s a lot of frenetic action and the bosses? OH. EM. GEE. As Donut would say. Dinniman’s creations never fail to please as far as imagination is concerned. Personally, I think there’s something wrong with the guy. HA! Whatever’s wrong with him must be wrong with me too, because this series is just a blast!
Jeff Hays, the narrator, well there’s nothing to say about him that hasn’t already been said. The man is a genius when it comes to voicing these characters and I remain in awe of his incredible talent.
We are rooting for you Carl. You too, Donut. They will not break you. We will not let them.
This story just gets better and better. I’m so committed and invested in these stories. Even though Matt Dinniman has a way of writing in a way where I will literally laugh out loud, as we advance deeper into this story, the tone has got significantly darker. There’s a huge undertone of greed and corruption that could easily be paralleled to current politics and the whole revenge VS vengeance thing struck a cord with me. I’m so sad that we’re getting to the end of this remarkable and creative journey, but I’m absolutely here for it!!
The story picks up right after Faction Wars, as the crawlers reach the tenth floor. Carl and Princess Doughnut must compete in a series of races, making sure they never finish last. Anyone who survives the tenth floor joins The Parade of Horribles on the eleventh. At first, things seem simple, but with the AI delving into chaos and the world outside the dungeon falling apart, the tenth floor could be the toughest yet. Crawlers are forced to face each other, tough choices are ahead, and not everyone will make it through.
Matt Diniminan delivers another exciting book, and I can’t get enough of this series. The book is a true mix of chaos and humor. There’s so much happening on the tenth floor with all the races and characters that I almost lost track. I’m so attached to these characters now that finishing this book was an emotional ride. Although most of the action happens on the tenth floor, A Parade of Horribles also reveals more about the AI system and the politics outside the dungeon. The series is clearly heading toward its finale, and I’m excited to see what comes next. If you’re a Dungeon Crawler fan, you won’t want to miss this one!
Audiobook Fans:
Jeff Hayes delivers another strong performance in Parade of Horribles. I think this is his best narration in the Dungeon Crawler Series, and I’m always amazed by how many unique voices he gives each character. I listened to Chapter 57 four times before moving on, and it’s now my favorite part of the book.
Thank you to NetGalley and Berkley Publishing for the opportunity to review A Parade of Horribles. All thoughts and opinions are my own.
przez pierwszą połowę miałam problem się wciągnać - wyścigi to nie jest mój ulubiony motyw. ale w drugiej części wydarzenia eskalują i dostajemy starą, dobrą jazdę bez trzymanki.
First time I'm giving a full 5 stars to a DCC book. How a silly book about a televised gameshow version of the apocalypse managed to turn into a story with such heart, so powerful a commentary on modern society, and still managed to keep the insane fun it started with is beyond me.
And as always, the audiobook version elevates this series. Fantastic!
The fun! The emotion! The implications of that ending!
What Matt Dinniman is building here is undeniably impressive. That said, there’s something about this entry that didn’t hit the same heights for me as the last few books. The pacing feels almost too fast, like it’s all gas with very little room to breathe. Earlier entries spent more time on worldbuilding through achievements, loot boxes, and dungeon mechanics, and while those books could occasionally feel too long, this one weirdly feels too short. Like it’s missing connective tissue somewhere.
It’s still a phenomenal time, and the ending is genuinely insane, but compared to some of my favorite entries in the series, this one lands a little lower for me. Even as a four-star read, it’s probably near the bottom of my personal ranking.
What a fun week in the life this was for me, and I’m just sad it’s already over. I think I could be satisfied just reading/listening to new DCC for the rest of my life.
This delivered everything I was hoping for at this point in the series — a fresh feeling floor theme, deeper lore drops, and continual raising of the survival and emotional stakes. Dinniman is simply a master storyteller and knows how to keep me absolutely spellbound through all kinds of story beats.
As with every single DCC book, it wasn’t perfect for me, but the contentment I feel listening to the story makes that a moot point, not to mention the humor and liveliness of the dialogue and events always makes every scene engaging. This one suffered a bit from the same issues as bk 3, where I thought a lot of the zany races were light on scene setting and description, which made them a bit hard to visualize. In the end though I don’t mind that too much, since I know as I reread/listen in both formats that these scenes will get more and more distinct.
And anyway, the real heart of these books isn’t found in the action scenes but in the quieter moments, from the heartfelt character bonding to those insanely tense reveals and twists that come from just learning new information. And A Parade of Horribles is chock full of those, and if you’re as invested in the cast and ultimate outcome of this great big pile of chaos as I am, those moments are what you live for in reading sff.
While the quieter moments may have stolen the show for me here, the races were a blast and were just such maximally tense and exhilarating sequences where you really felt the danger of the situations. The second to last race in particular in the apartment building is one of those tour-de-force massive set pieces that only Dinniman is capable of (and which he’s been delivering consistently since bk 5). It managed to combine crazy large scale action with extremely hard hitting and grounded emotional beats and is the type of sequence unique to DCC, where he goes so overboard yet still somehow makes you believe in the stakes and the character drama. And that karaoke scene?!!! What an absurd treat that was in the audio.
With how Dinniman delivered on Faction Wars, I suspect we’re in for something special with the Ascendancy Games coming up. Bring on book 9 and the 12th floor!
A+ cover, no notes. Love the colors. Love the tiny Sir Rendlegore, and the judgmental Donut in her sunglasses. Happy to see also that Carl still has his luscious locks. Don't know why there's a truck with a chicken on it, but happy to find out.
Oh my heart, that was so incredibly good and emotional. SO much happened and I had such a fun time on this wild ride.
I loved the level, the idea was so wacky but it worked. We made some new friends along the way.
The laughs were still there, alongside some serious aspects. I did worry how we'd progress from Faction Wars and Carl's feelings felt genuine. Donut was as sassy as ever, I love her so much.
That ending?! Excuse me! Matt, what have you done to us?!
5 stars. I realize I am biased because I 100% love this series, but alas, here we are. I will admit I didn't love the 10th floor. I was bored a lot of the time, and the races weren't really my favorite. If this review had been based solely on that floor, I probably would not have rated it as high; however, the 11th floor made it all worth it. Some of the quotes in the last 20% of the book gave me chills. It made me so excited to see where the story is going to go. I highly recommend.