I thought escaping my toxic ex-boyfriend's coven was the hard part.
Turns out, being magically bonded to four himbo alpha wolves comes with its own challenges—like convincing them I don’t need them to hunt down tampons for me, explaining why I need an actual job despite Killian's obscene family wealth, and trying not to accidentally freeze my coffee every time I get excited about my newfound magical abilities.
Oh, and there's something ancient and vaguely villainous living in our bond right alongside us. Something—or someone—that is definitely not a himbo alpha wolf.
But before I can figure out why my new supernatural connection feels like it comes with a bonus cryptid, my former coven crashes my peaceful afternoon like the world's worst party guests. Turns out my ex, AKA Piss Pants, wants his favorite magical battery back. And he's brought eleven magical friends to make it happen.
A magical war is brewing, my new boyfriends are in danger of becoming a pack of vengeful fur rugs, and I appear to be the f**king catalyst.
Because the universe isn’t finished screwing with me, apparently.
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Do You Even Shift, Bro? is the second book in a Paranormal Romance RH series about a grumpy witch with scars and trust issues becoming the last thing she wanted - the unwitting obsession of a pack of massive himbo frat wolves and the center of a magical war.
Some pacing issues and a lot of filler in this one. I would have liked to see more plot progression or more character development. There was relationship progression, but I think it could have gone a little deeper. I did think there were fun and funny moments, the himbo jokes don’t get old. I just felt like there should have been more conflict in the novel. The cliffhanger event I feel should have been something that happened earlier in the book and then been resolved. I think I would have preferred for a new conflict to arise at the end to be the cliffhanger instead
I loved this book. I enjoyed all the characters and particularly loved how the fmc stood up for herself and the love interests respected her and her choices. It was a refreshing change from many other reverse harems I’ve read. Warning though, it ends of a cliffhanger! Can’t wait for the next one!
Note: I received an ARC copy in exchange for a review after the Amazon glitch prevented the book from publishing.
I was even lucky enough to receive an ARC for Do You Even Shift Bro? And honestly, it’s a 10/10 for me! I was literally cackling with laughter. The characters are so endearing. I love the world building, the magic system. Just all of it!
This is hands down one of my gods tier level series. I think River does a fantastic job bringing the reader into the chaos, without it being overwhelming.
You know what? I loved this like I love Love is Blind, Bridgerton, and other all-fun-no-substance shows. Was it a masterpiece? No, but that’s not what this is. This is not a Van Gough, it’s the artwork drawn on the bar bathroom stall and we know we love to see it!! This was hilarious and engaging and it’s the first series in a long time that I haven’t been able to put down! Loved it so much! ❤️
I’m still laughing at this series. OMG. These wolf mmcs are so funny. This is the rare book 2 that moves the plot along albeit slowly but moves the relationships along at a good pace.
I received an ARC for this book. Not because I’m an ARC reader, but because the vendor had technical issues releasing the book on time so the author opened her ARC list to everyone who was waiting on book 2 so we wouldn’t have to wait for the issue to be resolved. Seriously, kudos to her for that! Top tier behaviour, and I’ll be buying the book as soon as it’s officially released because of that.
The book itself, it’s a good read. It ends on a cliff hanger (again!) but I honestly expected that after the first book. I really love that the characters aren’t just recycled caricatures that seem to litter every why choose book these days- the FMC has actual SCARS that make her snarl and show her tooth- which is AWESOME. People (ok, vampires and an ex, do they count?) recoil from her and she’s self conscious about herself. Refreshing.
And the MMC- I started this series because a book about himbo wolves sounded too intriguing to not read. I had very low expectations, and this book exceeded them in all the best ways. They’re funny. They’re caring. The plot? Pretty ingenious. I love what happened to the ex in book 1. Hopefully he gets more. I’m very curious about certain aspects and how this is going to play out in future books, so I’ll be continuing for sure.
A great continuation of the first and it reads as the next chapter in their story. This book felt much more about the fmc building back her self esteem and starting her life again with her pack as a strong support and entertainment in the background. A positive and fun read. Managed to scoop an ARC copy and am voluntarily leaving this review as I've been waiting for the release.
I graciously received an ARC from River for this book. I devoured Do You Even Hex, Bro? and was waiting anxiously for the second installment of the story.
We return to the Lupa Tau house with our favorite himbo wolves and Regina preparing for their bonding ritual in hopes of freeing herself from Kyle and his coven. Acquiring the ingredients, writing the spells and making sure nobody lost their kno....heads. Sadie is my favorite side character, because who doesn't love a cranky goth girl who takes the piss out of jock alphas any chance she gets?
I love that we get to see some individual dynamics with the wolves and Regina. It was a lot easier this book to separate the personalities and develop them. I feel like we really got to know Micah a lot better in this book because his character got a little lost with the boisterous Sean and macho-alpha Killian.
I am an absolute sucker for Villeneuve. The dark, mysterious Temu Dracula has captured my curiosity. Without him, the bonding wouldn't have happened at all, and River has dropped some interesting foreshadowing details for us about what kind of shifter Villeneuve might be.
What I liked the most about this book is Regina is smart without being arrogant or a "pick-me" girl She is competent, but not stubborn. She can accept help when she needs it from the people she trusts and doesn't make things harder by being TSTL and running head first into danger. She has also been given an opportunity to expand her knowledge with a powerful mentor and does what's best for HER. I could definitely see River adding said mentor into the harem. Fingers crossed!
River also makes the himbo wolves absolutely endearing to the max. She makes sure they are the sweetest type of stupid alpha without being disparaging/insulting about them because she highlights all their good qualities. Even Sean has a couple of good ideas even while being the biggest meathead of them all. The only bullies in this book are the bad guys, and I love that.
My only criticism is that with the different character POVs, we get some repetition from the perspective of another character for the same scene, so the story doesn't move along quite as fast as I prefer, but that's also because I'm a speed demon reader.
River leaves us with a nice closing to the book without throwing us off a cliff, which thank goodness for that. This is a fun book that doesn't need to leave us weeping at the end of the last chapter like some authors like to do. She didn't give us emotional whiplash and it didn't give me a book hangover. I absolutely see myself re-reading these.
I’m really enjoying this series. It’s such a good balance of plot and splice. I adore the fact that Regina is still healing from her trauma, and still has issues even though she’s found her mates. It’s refreshing to see her open herself up but still be worried. I love the natural pace of the relationships, and getting to dive deeper into the different characters.
What I love most is the balance to the story. And it’s an actual interesting story that I really want to see play out!
Dans la lignée du premier tome ! Même si moins chargé en évènements, dommage, on a vraiment l'impression qu'il n'y a qu'une poignée de scènes dans le roman. Pas le livre du siècle mais au moins ça se lit vite XD. Il y a des petits trucs intéressants comme l'idée d'une meute de 4 himbos (ils me font rire et m'exaspèrent la fois) ou encore le système de magie qui semble recherché et qui mériterait d'être plus présent. Les mystères aussi sont intrigants et je pense que je lirai la suite par curiosité ; en plus la couverture du tome 3 est assez badass. Fingers crossed!
Due to the Amazon glitch, the author sent me an ARC ! This book picks up right where we left off in Book 1. Super happy to see the pack all fully bonded and growing with each other. Regina is shaking her habits from living in an abusive relationship for so long and truly starting to become herself again. The boys are still hilarious and totally in love with her! Can’t wait for the third one !!
Villenueve is definitely a dragon right? And what was the fifth presence is in the bond? I feel like Regina is secretly something else besides just a siphon.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
Sou apaixonada nessa série, a forma como esses lobos me conquistaram foi tão rapidamente que me sinto arrebatada.
AGORA, estou me perguntando se a tal entidade que a Regina sentiu dentro dela seria o Elias, vulgo o arqui-inimigo dos lobinhos (o sobrenome é difícil demais de escrever).
E que final foi esse?! A autora quase me matou do coração.
Os sonhos do Killian parecem premonições e temo que chegará o dia que eles serão controlados para atacar a Regina, e eu torço MUITO para que isso não aconteça, que ela seja poderosa o suficiente para vencer qualquer vilão do caralho.
Ansiosa pelo terceiro livro.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
I can't put these books down! The personalities of the four shifters complement each other, from playful to serious to academic. Great blend, and the way they love Regina is beautiful. They are so hot! Can't wait to to see what's next.
Fun, fluffy book. I am very torn - I feel like this story has the potential to be deep with teeth, a really interesting and deep read - yet I also feel like the author was trying for light and fluffy…. It’s an odd combo, yet I did enjoy it and I will read the next one. A solid three stars for me.
This was enjoyable. Book 1 had the feel of a prequel, whereas this one has more of a true first installment spirit. We get some character development and the relationships build.
Regina agrees to work as a TA for the mysterious Villeneuve, who also helps the pack with their magical ritual for bonding. He also agreed to be their faculty sponsor because they’re on probation.
Alas, an eerie presence seems to be in the bond too: green, ancient energy. Is it Villeneuve? Is it the werewolf who attacked Regina? Is it the dragon whose blood they used for the ritual? We don’t know yet.
But Killian has been having bad dreams of losing control of his wolf to an ancient power and attacking Regina.
Regina: witch mate, has physical and emotional scars from her old coven Killian: leader of the pack Sean: true Himbo of Himbos. The dumbest and most golden retriever of the pack Rowan: smart, clean, orderly Micah: dedicated, wears glasses so you know he’s smart, thoughtful
Killian and Sean get featured a lot in this book, and they have clear personalities. Rowan and Micah continue to be somewhat interchangeable and also don’t stand out as important.
The book ends with a cliffhanger. Regina finally meets the wolf forms of her pack and they go for a run, but her old coven portals in to attack them.
River Ramsey, I crown you Queen of Spice All hail the Queen of Spice!!!
5/5⭐? that's not nearly enough, more like 10/5 or idk 10000/5? welp
I totally fell in love, completely, with Sean, what will you do about that now?? Please take responsibility!!😭 MAJOR WARNING: YOU'LL FALL IN LOVE WITH SEAN so prepare your hearts and other things. Because you'll melt.
To witchy readers: If you're part of the witch community read this series, it's totally worth it, funny, and it will give you inspiration to practice more often. I definitely got inspired.
I got a lot of quotes from the book, and I've never marked so many pages in my life as I did in the books in this series. I usually just read the book and underline less than 10 passages. But this one.. They aren't just appropriate enough that I'll be confident in sharing them😂
Ok, I do got one. I loved this one because her choice of clothing is just like mine and I felt called out ahah. Also, because Sean is always right, he's a genius ok?
"No more beige. You're not a fucking oatmeal cookie." She laughs again, and damn, I could get high on that sound. "I like neutrals. They're practical." "Practical is for tax returns and kitchen appliances. Clothes should be fun."
And I've never read something so right in my life.. Sean taught me to make bolder choices. Witches should dress more fun! Get yourself a Sean who encourages you to dress fun. And hot.
I'm trying not to curse while writing because this books is so damn good. My inner Sean wants to speak in my stead. Tho he has no words too for how to describe how amazing this is.
Can I choose a spirit animal? Because I want Sean!
I have nothing to complain except I wasn't too into the beginning of this second book🤷♀️ but at some point I was addicted. Again. And YES I am mad you!
This is how I imagine is being the mate of a wolf pack, and having them wanting attention. Gods, so cute. This books has a lot of fluff!["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>
Another funny banger - I loved this just as much as the first, maybe even a little more. Sean + the rest of the Pack is fuuunnnyyy. They’re still getting up to all sorts of silly hijinks, and the addition of Villeneuve is excellent. I can’t quite pin down what his future role will be, but I’ve got plenty of theories brewing. I’m actually a bit sad this fun interlude is over for now. It ends on a cliffy, and I’m not sure when the next comes out, or for how long the series will run, but I’m genuinely enjoying the ride. It’s light, whimsical, and consistently makes me laugh.
We get a deeper look at the Pack - their dynamics and individual personalities - and I loved seeing that. There’s also a little bit of spice (absolutely necessary - come at me, I don’t care). The book is quite short, though, so short it almost feels like books one and two could’ve been combined, to be honest. Still, the teasers for future storylines are great. It’s just…a really 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 time.
In Do You Even Shift, Bro? we jump straight into the Pack dynamic instead of building up to it. It’s full steam ahead, so we get all the good stuff right away. Their interactions play out so well - I could see it like a movie in my head, all the jostling and back-and-forth. It’s ridiculously endearing.
When they’re all together, especially Sean, that’s when the magic happens. That’s when I’m actually giggling to myself. They’re just so perfectly silly and weirdly relatable.
𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚: 2/5⭐ 𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗥𝗘: 𝖴𝗋𝖻𝖺𝗇 𝖱𝗈𝗆𝖺𝗇𝗍𝖺𝗌𝗒 𝗧𝗬𝗣𝗘: 𝖲𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗌 𝗔𝗚𝗘: 𝖠𝖽𝗎𝗅𝗍 𝗦𝗔𝗙𝗘𝗧𝗬: 🟡 ✦•····························••····························•✦•····························••····························•✦ 𝗘𝗩𝗔𝗟𝗨𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡: 𝖢𝗈𝗇𝖼𝖾𝗉𝗍 𝗂𝖽𝖾𝖺: 3/𝟻 🤔 𝖯𝗅𝗈𝗍: 2/𝟻 📖 𝖶𝗈𝗋𝗅𝖽 𝖡𝗎𝗂𝗅𝖽𝗂𝗇𝗀: 2/𝟻 🌎 𝖶𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀: 3/𝟻 📝 𝖯𝖺𝖼𝗂𝗇𝗀: 1/𝟻 ⏱ 𝖫𝖾𝗇𝗀𝗍𝗁: 2/5 📏 𝖢𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌: 2/𝟻 👥 𝖱𝗈𝗆𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖾: 0/𝟻 ❤️ 𝖲𝗉𝗂𝖼𝖾: 2/𝟻 🔥 ✦•····························••····························•✦•····························••····························•✦ 𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗦 / 𝗙𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗘: 🐺 𝖲𝗁𝗂𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 🎓 𝖠𝖼𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗆𝗂𝖼 𝗌𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 💕 𝖯𝗈𝗅𝗒𝖺𝗆𝗈𝗋𝗒 💖 𝖥𝖺𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖬𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗌 ✦•····························••····························•✦•····························••····························•✦ 𝗠𝗬 𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗦: Plot wise nothing happened and I'm just not a fan of the MCs (they're just acting way too stupid and childish). The only reason I stay was Villaneuve, but now I'm not sure if I want to waste my time continuing the series. ✦•····························••····························•✦•····························••····························•✦ 𝗦𝗨𝗠𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬: ✦•····························••····························•✦•····························••····························•✦ 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦: ✦•····························••····························•✦•····························••····························•✦ 𝖶𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖨 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗎𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗌? ❔ 𝖶𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖨 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝖻𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗎𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗋? ❔ 𝖶𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖨 𝗋𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝖽? ❔ ✦•····························••····························•✦•····························••····························•✦ 𝗧𝗪 / 𝗖𝗪: ✦•····························••····························•✦•····························••····························•✦ Bros and the Witch Series 𝟏. Do You Even Hex, Bro?: 2.5⭐ 𝟐. Do You Even Shift, Bro?: 2⭐
Deducted one star because throwing in a cliffhanger on the last page isn't a substitute for having an actual plot. We're subconsciously wired to understand story mechanics, we know when to expect conflict, so when . Mind you, it's not that I actually want yet another FMC to be abducted, but when you're bracing for the inevitable conflict and nothing actually happens, the whole storyline starts to feel a bit off-kilter..
With that complaint out of the way, this book was an absolute JOY to read. I kept finding myself wheezing with laughter. Who knew himbo MMCs could be so entertaining? From the "Emotional Support Animal" vest that was four sizes too small, to glancing out the window to find a bear sized wolf up in a tree, looking back, to every time Sean said something brilliant by complete accident. "Never mind. I vote for the trebuchet." 😂😂😂 Never change, himbos. Never change..
We all think Proffessor Bond Villain is another mate, right? That he snuck into the bond ahead of time by using his own . I definitely hope he gets more screen time in the next book and I'll be there on day one to read it.
Be sure to read book 1 first as this directly follows it. Regina is working hard to gather the ingredients and perfect the spell to allow her to break her bond with Kyle and his coven while simultaneously creating a bond with her four wolves. She convinces Killian, Micah, Rowan, and Sean that she needs to consult with Professor Villeneuve to ensure her Latin is good and the spell will work. They are so not happy. The consolation brings their nemesis into the ceremony as an observer/coach as he has access to an obscure ingredient they need - dragon blood. It also turns out they need him to be their sponsor since they have alienated all the faculty members on campus. (What a surprise!)
The book is entertaining, it would have to be with these four lovable knotheads. Regina is slowly getting her self-esteem back and moving on with the plans she had before Kyle messed up her life... and her face. But there is an unusual problem, it seems a fifth prescence entered the bonding ceremony at the end and it is causing problems for Killian. And, of course, Kyle is still out there recovering from the loss of his arm. He's not done with her yet.
I was given an advanced copy of this book by the author. My review is voluntary.
This series is so good! It was heartwarming to see Regina settle into pack life and to watch her overcome all the trauma that Kyle and her previous coven left her with while learning to accept the love that the pack so freely and eagerly gives her. They help her regain her confidence in not only asserting herself and voicing what she wants but also helping her realize that love should feel comforting, supporting and given without strings.
I also loved the funny moments that came in with how playful the pack is. It adds the perfect amount of lightheartedness to the heavier topics. Especially Sean, he’s very much a goofy character and I love it. All of the packs personalities blends seamlessly to offer the perfect blend of steadiness, reliability, playfulness, strength, comfort, adoration and love.
The only thing that kept this from being a five star was that I do wish we would have got just a little bit more of the doting moments between the pack and Regina. Just a little bit more scenes revolving this to play into the Wolfy desire to adore and protect their mate or for the scenes we did get to be just a little longer. The spice in this was fun too!
I love this series and I’m itching for the next one!