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Confessions of a Trash Droid #5
Remote Command
Tedd is on a secret island. The secret is nuclear.
Missile silos. A mutant army. A countdown that's already started.
With his weapons running dry and no backup, Tedd has to destroy the most heavily fortified base on earth — before the Manager pushes the button that ends everything.
Doomsday is coming. Someone forgot to tell Tedd.
Missile silos. A mutant army. A countdown that's already started.
With his weapons running dry and no backup, Tedd has to destroy the most heavily fortified base on earth — before the Manager pushes the button that ends everything.
Doomsday is coming. Someone forgot to tell Tedd.
- GenresScience FictionHumor
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Published January 26, 2026
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December 21, 2025
This series just keeps delivering, each book better than the last.
I absolutely love this series, the humour, characters and swearing. Particularly the swearing. It isn't gratuitous, it's just spot on and perfect. This one moved at a slightly faster pace than book 4 and now I have a month long wait for the final installment.
No spoilers, but when asked for a password, it isn't ‘shipfullofc***s123.’
And again, when ArachnoBot meets up with TEDD and Nick, the exchange is just perfect: “So, who is he? What happened?”“You won’t believe this – he’s a Luddite. But I’ve convinced him we’re not all bad, so don’t fuck it up by being yourself.”“I’ve missed you. You c***.”
I absolutely love this series, the humour, characters and swearing. Particularly the swearing. It isn't gratuitous, it's just spot on and perfect. This one moved at a slightly faster pace than book 4 and now I have a month long wait for the final installment.
No spoilers, but when asked for a password, it isn't ‘shipfullofc***s123.’
And again, when ArachnoBot meets up with TEDD and Nick, the exchange is just perfect: “So, who is he? What happened?”“You won’t believe this – he’s a Luddite. But I’ve convinced him we’re not all bad, so don’t fuck it up by being yourself.”“I’ve missed you. You c***.”
January 31, 2026
TEDD and company attempt to save the universe
TEDD, AracnoBot, and Sarah manage to escape the jungle but are now headed for an island where The Manager wants to nuke everything in sight. They pick up another human along the way. Right now things don't look too rosy for everyone else in the world. Mr Cheney has managed to pull off another thrill ride of a story. Enough peril to go around for all involved, including the reader. Can't wait to see how TEDD and crew save humanity from annihilation. Stay tuned, meatbags!
TEDD, AracnoBot, and Sarah manage to escape the jungle but are now headed for an island where The Manager wants to nuke everything in sight. They pick up another human along the way. Right now things don't look too rosy for everyone else in the world. Mr Cheney has managed to pull off another thrill ride of a story. Enough peril to go around for all involved, including the reader. Can't wait to see how TEDD and crew save humanity from annihilation. Stay tuned, meatbags!
April 17, 2026
Excellent
I hope he keeps on writing great stories. It is wonderful to discover stories that keep me smiling and reading... No scanning! And you all may not realize what a high complement that is. I get disgusted by authors that seem to think that if they put enough blood and guts\ death and destruction theve created a story... Not!!!
I hope he keeps on writing great stories. It is wonderful to discover stories that keep me smiling and reading... No scanning! And you all may not realize what a high complement that is. I get disgusted by authors that seem to think that if they put enough blood and guts\ death and destruction theve created a story... Not!!!
January 29, 2026
Another excellent read in the series. Cheney does a fine job blending adventure, humor and even a bit of romance into these fascinating stories. I am certainly looking forward to whatever comes next.
March 23, 2026
Remote Command
This is actually fairly exciting. The crew has infiltrated the operations of the manager and found all sorts of horrible things there. Could this be the end of the world? Only the next in the series knows.
This is actually fairly exciting. The crew has infiltrated the operations of the manager and found all sorts of horrible things there. Could this be the end of the world? Only the next in the series knows.
December 12, 2025
Quite good
I am following the adventures of Tedd and Sarah, eagerly looking forward to the last installment of their stories. Soon.
I am following the adventures of Tedd and Sarah, eagerly looking forward to the last installment of their stories. Soon.
December 17, 2025
Not as good as the previous trash droid books, the humor is missing a beat.
December 22, 2025
This is such a fun series! Ridiculous, at time, but I love the mirth 😊
December 24, 2025
Another good one.
January 22, 2026
Book is good
Buy book. Don't steal book. Read book. Laugh. Laugh more. Keep on laughing. Then leave a good review, so maybe more books to read and laugh.
Buy book. Don't steal book. Read book. Laugh. Laugh more. Keep on laughing. Then leave a good review, so maybe more books to read and laugh.
February 24, 2026
Good
Books 5-6 were as fun and interesting as books 1-4. If you liked those ones, you'll have a fun read with those. Now waiting impatiently for book 7.
Books 5-6 were as fun and interesting as books 1-4. If you liked those ones, you'll have a fun read with those. Now waiting impatiently for book 7.
March 25, 2026
This series started out really great. i think the 3rd book took i turn i didn't like much. Overall i still love the characters and its still a good read
April 16, 2026
Back on track without as much gore as the 4th book.
April 17, 2026
fun read
Is it Tolstoy or Dickens? Absolutely not.
But the whole Trash Droid series is an enjoyable read, with good banter between the characters.
Is it Tolstoy or Dickens? Absolutely not.
But the whole Trash Droid series is an enjoyable read, with good banter between the characters.
April 27, 2026
I was almost going to ditch this series after the last book, but this one has it back on track and gives me a reason to go to book 6.
May 7, 2026
This is such a funny, captivating, action packed series that still has me completely hooked! I simply don’t want it to end. The adventure keeps getting better and I just adore the characters. This story was super fast paced and had me laughing out loud. Couldn’t recommend the audio narration enough. What a story!!
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