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May 15, 2026
This was a fun cozy instalove sapphic romance story and I enjoyed the premise of a mandatory naked resort. It was all body positivity and queer positive. Stella was awkward, sweet, a little shy, and determined to lose her V card on this trip. She had a great, if sometimes overly invested, friend group. Zina was sexy and friendly, but had some insecurity nipping at her heels too. Fortunately, both main characters were willing to have conversations that brief miscommunications made awkward.
Spice: 4/5
Triggers: public nudity (nudist resort), mentions of sex work (positive and respectful), adoptive family, use of plan B, discussions of pregnancy (no one is pregnant)
Spice: 4/5
Triggers: public nudity (nudist resort), mentions of sex work (positive and respectful), adoptive family, use of plan B, discussions of pregnancy (no one is pregnant)
Review of advance copy received from Author
Thank you to Emma Elizabeth for the advanced reader copy of your book.
When a virgin human is taken to the Galaxy View Nudist Resort in space for her birthday trip with her best friends, she expects to lose her virginity, not to find her fated mate…
This book was an alien rom com with fake dating, some unique spice, a 90’s themed nudist space station, and a lot of whimsy.
When a virgin human is taken to the Galaxy View Nudist Resort in space for her birthday trip with her best friends, she expects to lose her virginity, not to find her fated mate…
This book was an alien rom com with fake dating, some unique spice, a 90’s themed nudist space station, and a lot of whimsy.
Review of advance copy received from Author
I would be so down to go to an nudist resort in SPACE! Weird sentence, but our MFC Stella goes there with some friends for her birthday and while she's there she gets tangled up with a hot as heck alien woman, Zina.
It's so cute and a bit funny at the same time, you're literally doing everything naked lol. Then Zina and Stella are cute together, could work on their communication but so very cute.
Overall cute, spicy, and funny read. Definition recommend it.
It's so cute and a bit funny at the same time, you're literally doing everything naked lol. Then Zina and Stella are cute together, could work on their communication but so very cute.
Overall cute, spicy, and funny read. Definition recommend it.
May 5, 2026
Slits a good time for all!
A space nudist resort written by a woman - absolute Bliss!
Having a fated mate with muscles, tentacles, and a tail is all anyone could wish for (right?) And Stella is lucky indeed.
Reading this plus sized FMC's body being worshipped by a muscle mummy was intoxicating in the best way. Stella and Zina's friends are so supportive and wholesome, the story dripping (pun intended) with yearning and sapphic joy.
The scenes are richly imagined enhancing the experience by juxtaposing it with the 80's-ness of the resort's bits and pieces.
Incredible work!
A space nudist resort written by a woman - absolute Bliss!
Having a fated mate with muscles, tentacles, and a tail is all anyone could wish for (right?) And Stella is lucky indeed.
Reading this plus sized FMC's body being worshipped by a muscle mummy was intoxicating in the best way. Stella and Zina's friends are so supportive and wholesome, the story dripping (pun intended) with yearning and sapphic joy.
The scenes are richly imagined enhancing the experience by juxtaposing it with the 80's-ness of the resort's bits and pieces.
Incredible work!
April 22, 2026
Cute super fast read
This book is a super fast, cute with a HEA and very spicy. Don't let the name of the book stop you from reading it. The book is so worth it. Very highly recommend.
This book is a super fast, cute with a HEA and very spicy. Don't let the name of the book stop you from reading it. The book is so worth it. Very highly recommend.
April 24, 2026
All of Emma’s stories are a fun time, and this was no exception. This was giving How Stella Got Her Groove Back, but with aliens. Just a little birthday vacation to a nude resort, what could possibly happen (other than tentacle actions and fisting 👀🤣) I loved the little twist about fated mates.
Review of advance copy received from Author
What can i say other than wow this was an amazing sapphic alien romance that blew my mind. I want to say thank you Emma Elizabeth for the advanced readers copy it was an absolute honor. Zina and Stella's story was amazing. I read this in one sitting and i have no shame I binged this bad boy like no one else mattered.
NOW I WILL SAY MY REVIEW MAY HAVE SOME SPOILERS, IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW THEN PLEASE DONT READ. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
Now to the juicy part T!ts Out Slits Out was an absolutely wild, funny, sexy amazing book that i wished was so much longer.
It starts with Stella's friends taking stella to a nudist alien resort in the galaxy. This place as dana in the book called it 80's Vaper wave vibes, with neon colors, so much fun stuff and it was nudist resort.
Stella's friends wanted stella to in a sense loose her virginity. She had never had a relationship due to one reason or another and they wanted her to let loose on this vacation/bday trip/ girls trip.
I felt her friends Lenny, Dana, Taylor, and Marie at times were a bit pushy but they meant well in all the right ways. Once they got to the resort everyone went to a comedy show and diner and stella went to the hot tub side and relax. Stella was still very unsure of the whole naked thing but she was a champ about it.
Now while stella was in the spa/hot tub side that's when she met zina and that's when both zina and Stella's lives changed.
After meeting Stella, Zina noticed she started to shimmer and itch which was un usual, but having grown up with an adoptive family on Moratu they had not taught her about her species Sozarin. So she had to message her friend Pazin who was a Sozarin as well and had grew up in the culture so he new what waws going on.
Zina found put her symptoms were from Stella being her mate. Then after Zina and Stella were intimate and she found put her tentacles only come out when you find your mate Pazin informed Zina that no matter the gender you can get your mate pregnant. That's when Zina told Stella she was her mate and Stella was down for it she felt the same way about Zina.
Then the end of Stella's trip was coming to and end and stella wanted zina to come back with her but zina didn't want intrude in Stella's life even though she hated being a part from her. Reki Zina friend kept pushing Zina into leave but zina was stubborn at times.
So Stella leaves and after 3 weeks of her and zina being in agony she surprised Zina at the resort and brought her home.
Now the ending is my absolute favorite, they had being living together a year and it is valentines day and Zina goes all out for Stella. She spoils her and then ask her to marry her.
Overall, this was my favorite alien sapphic book so far this year I absolutely loved it and will be buying this in paperback. Emma Elizabeth you knocked this out the park i loved it so much.
NOW I WILL SAY MY REVIEW MAY HAVE SOME SPOILERS, IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW THEN PLEASE DONT READ. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
Now to the juicy part T!ts Out Slits Out was an absolutely wild, funny, sexy amazing book that i wished was so much longer.
It starts with Stella's friends taking stella to a nudist alien resort in the galaxy. This place as dana in the book called it 80's Vaper wave vibes, with neon colors, so much fun stuff and it was nudist resort.
Stella's friends wanted stella to in a sense loose her virginity. She had never had a relationship due to one reason or another and they wanted her to let loose on this vacation/bday trip/ girls trip.
I felt her friends Lenny, Dana, Taylor, and Marie at times were a bit pushy but they meant well in all the right ways. Once they got to the resort everyone went to a comedy show and diner and stella went to the hot tub side and relax. Stella was still very unsure of the whole naked thing but she was a champ about it.
Now while stella was in the spa/hot tub side that's when she met zina and that's when both zina and Stella's lives changed.
After meeting Stella, Zina noticed she started to shimmer and itch which was un usual, but having grown up with an adoptive family on Moratu they had not taught her about her species Sozarin. So she had to message her friend Pazin who was a Sozarin as well and had grew up in the culture so he new what waws going on.
Zina found put her symptoms were from Stella being her mate. Then after Zina and Stella were intimate and she found put her tentacles only come out when you find your mate Pazin informed Zina that no matter the gender you can get your mate pregnant. That's when Zina told Stella she was her mate and Stella was down for it she felt the same way about Zina.
Then the end of Stella's trip was coming to and end and stella wanted zina to come back with her but zina didn't want intrude in Stella's life even though she hated being a part from her. Reki Zina friend kept pushing Zina into leave but zina was stubborn at times.
So Stella leaves and after 3 weeks of her and zina being in agony she surprised Zina at the resort and brought her home.
Now the ending is my absolute favorite, they had being living together a year and it is valentines day and Zina goes all out for Stella. She spoils her and then ask her to marry her.
Overall, this was my favorite alien sapphic book so far this year I absolutely loved it and will be buying this in paperback. Emma Elizabeth you knocked this out the park i loved it so much.
Review of advance copy received from Author
ARC REVIEW
Duel 3rd Person POV. 5🌟 4🌶️. 144 pages
6 Spicy Scenes
I’m a big fan of Emma Elizabeth’s sapphic monster/mythical creature novellas, so obviously I was going to read this. But that title just moved this book to the top of not only my TBR, but to my favourites list!
T!ts Out Sl!ts Out follows Stella a 28 year old virgin, as her friends drag her to an alien nudist resort for not only a wild vacation but to finally get her laid. Zina is an alien bartender at said resort and is infatuated from the minute she sees Stella. But how can offering to get her friends off her back by suggesting a fake date, lead to a fated mate bond?
I loved everything about this book. From the title to the characterisation was just so well done. Stella is a loveable shy human who just wants connection but is too awkward to find it, Zina is a clueless sweetheart that seeks the same thing and would do anything for her human. Despite how short this little nugget is, Emma manages to pack an entire novels worth of story into such a short read. Would I have liked it to be longer? Absolutely, but I feel that way about all of her books. The characters are just so loveable that when it’s over, I find myself wanting more. It even had me breaking my spice rating rule for novellas!
If you’re looking for an alien romance with fated mates, an alien nudist resort, hot plus size FMCs, tentacles and some cozy f!sting, then I’d highly recommend reading T!ts Out Sl!ts Out!
T!ts Out Sl!ts Out will be released April 21st, add it to your TBR or I’ll come to your house and rearrange your bookshelves!
Things to LOVE:
📚Alien Romantasy Novella
👽Alien Nudist Resort
☺️Plus Size Virgin FMC
🤫Fake Date
🫶Fated Mates
🦑Tentacles & Tail Play
✊🏼Cozy F!sting
Duel 3rd Person POV. 5🌟 4🌶️. 144 pages
6 Spicy Scenes
I’m a big fan of Emma Elizabeth’s sapphic monster/mythical creature novellas, so obviously I was going to read this. But that title just moved this book to the top of not only my TBR, but to my favourites list!
T!ts Out Sl!ts Out follows Stella a 28 year old virgin, as her friends drag her to an alien nudist resort for not only a wild vacation but to finally get her laid. Zina is an alien bartender at said resort and is infatuated from the minute she sees Stella. But how can offering to get her friends off her back by suggesting a fake date, lead to a fated mate bond?
I loved everything about this book. From the title to the characterisation was just so well done. Stella is a loveable shy human who just wants connection but is too awkward to find it, Zina is a clueless sweetheart that seeks the same thing and would do anything for her human. Despite how short this little nugget is, Emma manages to pack an entire novels worth of story into such a short read. Would I have liked it to be longer? Absolutely, but I feel that way about all of her books. The characters are just so loveable that when it’s over, I find myself wanting more. It even had me breaking my spice rating rule for novellas!
If you’re looking for an alien romance with fated mates, an alien nudist resort, hot plus size FMCs, tentacles and some cozy f!sting, then I’d highly recommend reading T!ts Out Sl!ts Out!
T!ts Out Sl!ts Out will be released April 21st, add it to your TBR or I’ll come to your house and rearrange your bookshelves!
Things to LOVE:
📚Alien Romantasy Novella
👽Alien Nudist Resort
☺️Plus Size Virgin FMC
🤫Fake Date
🫶Fated Mates
🦑Tentacles & Tail Play
✊🏼Cozy F!sting
April 21, 2026
𝗧𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗲𝘀:
💜Fated Mates
💜Plus Size FMC
💜Tail Stuff
💜 Sapphic
💜 Cozy F!sting
I received a complimentary advanced copy of this book. Opinions expressed in this review are completely my own.
Stella takes a birthday trip with her friends to a nudist resort (that happens to be 90’s Earth themed) in space. She is looking for some steamy encounters as she doesn’t make much time for dating and relationships. Her friends very much want that for her and try to play the part of wing-women for her.
Zina is a Sozarin but grew up away from her home world in an adopted family. She is immediately drawn to Stella, and they spend some very spicy time together. Zina begins to notice unexplainable features and feelings and must seek out fellow Sozarin, Pazin, for help.
Stella and Zina are an adorable couple. Stella does her best to be vulnerable in her inexperience and Zina is sweet, patient and communicative in return. They have plenty of physical chemistry and both are drawn to each other in an unanticipated way.
Emma did a wonderful job writing about the relationship between Stella and Zina. I could feel butterflies right along with them. The story had just the right amount of angst while still being cozy. I loved Stella’s practical feelings about her virginity, and the consent was sexy and sweet.
This was my first read by Emma Elizabeth and won’t be my last. I know she is writing another story in this universe, and I will be first in line to read it!
💜Fated Mates
💜Plus Size FMC
💜Tail Stuff
💜 Sapphic
💜 Cozy F!sting
I received a complimentary advanced copy of this book. Opinions expressed in this review are completely my own.
Stella takes a birthday trip with her friends to a nudist resort (that happens to be 90’s Earth themed) in space. She is looking for some steamy encounters as she doesn’t make much time for dating and relationships. Her friends very much want that for her and try to play the part of wing-women for her.
Zina is a Sozarin but grew up away from her home world in an adopted family. She is immediately drawn to Stella, and they spend some very spicy time together. Zina begins to notice unexplainable features and feelings and must seek out fellow Sozarin, Pazin, for help.
Stella and Zina are an adorable couple. Stella does her best to be vulnerable in her inexperience and Zina is sweet, patient and communicative in return. They have plenty of physical chemistry and both are drawn to each other in an unanticipated way.
Emma did a wonderful job writing about the relationship between Stella and Zina. I could feel butterflies right along with them. The story had just the right amount of angst while still being cozy. I loved Stella’s practical feelings about her virginity, and the consent was sexy and sweet.
This was my first read by Emma Elizabeth and won’t be my last. I know she is writing another story in this universe, and I will be first in line to read it!
Review of advance copy received from Author
This book is pure joy from start to finish. Tits Out Slits Out delivers exactly what it promises and then some, with a wildly fun premise, lovable characters, and a romance that feels both instant and genuine.
The setting alone had me hooked. A 1990s Earth themed nudist space station is such a creative and hilarious backdrop, and it adds a layer of charm and openness that perfectly matches the story’s tone. It creates the ideal space for vulnerability, connection, and a romance that unfolds quickly but still feels meaningful.
Stella is easy to root for, and her fake date turning into a real connection with a gorgeous purple glittery alien is everything I wanted. Their chemistry jumps off the page, and the relationship balances sweetness, humor, and just enough emotional depth to keep it engaging.
What really makes this book shine is how unapologetically fun it is. It embraces its weirdness in the best way while still delivering a heartfelt sapphic love story. The tone is light, flirty, and uplifting, making it the perfect escape read.
As a standalone, it is incredibly satisfying and easy to dive into. If you love sapphic romance, quirky sci fi settings, and stories that do not take themselves too seriously while still giving you a happy ending, this is absolutely worth picking up.
Highly recommend for anyone looking for something cute, campy, and completely delightful. 💜🚀✨
The setting alone had me hooked. A 1990s Earth themed nudist space station is such a creative and hilarious backdrop, and it adds a layer of charm and openness that perfectly matches the story’s tone. It creates the ideal space for vulnerability, connection, and a romance that unfolds quickly but still feels meaningful.
Stella is easy to root for, and her fake date turning into a real connection with a gorgeous purple glittery alien is everything I wanted. Their chemistry jumps off the page, and the relationship balances sweetness, humor, and just enough emotional depth to keep it engaging.
What really makes this book shine is how unapologetically fun it is. It embraces its weirdness in the best way while still delivering a heartfelt sapphic love story. The tone is light, flirty, and uplifting, making it the perfect escape read.
As a standalone, it is incredibly satisfying and easy to dive into. If you love sapphic romance, quirky sci fi settings, and stories that do not take themselves too seriously while still giving you a happy ending, this is absolutely worth picking up.
Highly recommend for anyone looking for something cute, campy, and completely delightful. 💜🚀✨
Review of advance copy received from Author
4,5 stars
Fun, short, sweet and spicy sapphic alien rom-com with fake dating, fated mates, tail play and tentacles.
I really enjoyed this short story. The idea of the nudist 1990s Earth-themed Galaxy View Resort was fun.
Stella and Zina were so cute together. I loved how clueless Zina was about her own species and how the things she and Stella were experiencing were new to both of them and they learned things together. And who wouldn’t want a hot, sparkly alien mate with a nice tail and tentacles.
“Crazy that it took going to space to get us all together at the same time.”
“Right, so you’re going on a pretend date with a super hot woman, and it’s just a favor to her?”
“Ok, ok, so you ran away because you were freaked out about the tentacle thing. I think you should just tell her that, too. I bet she will understand!”
“This is the weirdest and best vacation. I don’t know how we’ll ever top this with another friend trip.”
I received an ARC of this book and I am voluntarily leaving a review. Receiving ARC didn’t affect my opinion of the book.
Fun, short, sweet and spicy sapphic alien rom-com with fake dating, fated mates, tail play and tentacles.
I really enjoyed this short story. The idea of the nudist 1990s Earth-themed Galaxy View Resort was fun.
Stella and Zina were so cute together. I loved how clueless Zina was about her own species and how the things she and Stella were experiencing were new to both of them and they learned things together. And who wouldn’t want a hot, sparkly alien mate with a nice tail and tentacles.
“Crazy that it took going to space to get us all together at the same time.”
“Right, so you’re going on a pretend date with a super hot woman, and it’s just a favor to her?”
“Ok, ok, so you ran away because you were freaked out about the tentacle thing. I think you should just tell her that, too. I bet she will understand!”
“This is the weirdest and best vacation. I don’t know how we’ll ever top this with another friend trip.”
I received an ARC of this book and I am voluntarily leaving a review. Receiving ARC didn’t affect my opinion of the book.
Review of advance copy received from Author
Stella, a 28 year old virgin, gets dragged by her well-meaning friends to a wonderfully late 80’s/ early 90’s themed nudist resort in a space station. It’s there that she catches the attention of Zina, an alien bartender working at the resort. Zina offers to provide a cover for Stella so that her friends will stop putting so much pressure on her getting laid. But what happens when this fake date leads to a real mate bond?
I find some of the sci-fi settings in the genre to be bland, but Emma does a phenomenal job of instantly creating a bright and welcoming atmosphere that you can immediately picture based on her descriptions. The characters are very easy to identify with and are immediately charming. I loved the immediate chemistry Zina and Stella have together.
This book was a great time, it’s just so much fun.
Those familiar with Emma’s other works will not be disappointed and if you’re new to Emma and her books, there is no better time to start.
I find some of the sci-fi settings in the genre to be bland, but Emma does a phenomenal job of instantly creating a bright and welcoming atmosphere that you can immediately picture based on her descriptions. The characters are very easy to identify with and are immediately charming. I loved the immediate chemistry Zina and Stella have together.
This book was a great time, it’s just so much fun.
Those familiar with Emma’s other works will not be disappointed and if you’re new to Emma and her books, there is no better time to start.
April 23, 2026
Can an awkward human virgin find love, or at least get lucky, at a nudist resort in space? Will the sexy purple alien bartender learn the secrets of her own biology and embrace the spirit of human U-hauling? And most importantly, what those tentacles do? 👀
This is a cute, fun, spicy sapphic romance. Human Stella is feeling a lot of pressure from her friends to find a partner and end her virginity on their girls trip to a space station nudist resort. Alien Zina offers to act the part to get them off Stella’s back, but “just pretend” quickly morphs into real attraction—until Zina’s body undergoes some unexpected changes that send her running. I genuinely laughed at several points while reading, including during an unfortunate naked crafting incident. Zina’s skittishness left me a bit frustrated, but naturally they work it all out in the end. (It is a romance, after all.)
A sincere thank you to the author for providing me with this ARC.
This is a cute, fun, spicy sapphic romance. Human Stella is feeling a lot of pressure from her friends to find a partner and end her virginity on their girls trip to a space station nudist resort. Alien Zina offers to act the part to get them off Stella’s back, but “just pretend” quickly morphs into real attraction—until Zina’s body undergoes some unexpected changes that send her running. I genuinely laughed at several points while reading, including during an unfortunate naked crafting incident. Zina’s skittishness left me a bit frustrated, but naturally they work it all out in the end. (It is a romance, after all.)
A sincere thank you to the author for providing me with this ARC.
May 14, 2026
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
👀Tropes: Dual POV Sapphic Alien Romance with fated mates, fake dates, public nudity (a lot of it - they go on vacation to a nudist resort) and respective discussion of sex work.
🪢Kinks:
📚Read Method: Kindle eBook. I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
✨My Thoughts: This book is sassy, spicy, and so fast!! I ate it up in one sitting and couldn't put it down. Emma always writes books and novellas that suck me in and this one is no different. Each character finds out something about themselves and grows through the book, no matter how short the page numbers are.
💖Quotes: "She didn't wait to see their reactions before she turned and bent to pick it up from the ground. It occurred to her, devastatingly enough, that she was naked as she bent over, and was consequently flashing the entire room with a very explicit view."
👀Tropes: Dual POV Sapphic Alien Romance with fated mates, fake dates, public nudity (a lot of it - they go on vacation to a nudist resort) and respective discussion of sex work.
🪢Kinks:
📚Read Method: Kindle eBook. I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
✨My Thoughts: This book is sassy, spicy, and so fast!! I ate it up in one sitting and couldn't put it down. Emma always writes books and novellas that suck me in and this one is no different. Each character finds out something about themselves and grows through the book, no matter how short the page numbers are.
💖Quotes: "She didn't wait to see their reactions before she turned and bent to pick it up from the ground. It occurred to her, devastatingly enough, that she was naked as she bent over, and was consequently flashing the entire room with a very explicit view."
Review of advance copy received from Author
I read the ARC.
General rating: 3 / 5 stars
Personal rating: 2 / 5 stars
It wasn't my cup of tea, but I can’t be upset about receiving the exact tea I ordered. The author delivered on their promise of what this book would be, and that is worth 3 stars.
This book is a light weekend read written in standard prose that delivers exactly what it says on the tin.
There isn't much depth given to the plot, the characters, or the setting. The world-building is set dressing for the romance and spice. The book is written to tell rather than show.
There were a couple of surface-level errors that likely won’t make it into the final version of this book, but if they do, they did not detract from the readability of the story.
If you just want a book of straightforward, light-hearted fun and sex, this is for you.
General rating: 3 / 5 stars
Personal rating: 2 / 5 stars
It wasn't my cup of tea, but I can’t be upset about receiving the exact tea I ordered. The author delivered on their promise of what this book would be, and that is worth 3 stars.
This book is a light weekend read written in standard prose that delivers exactly what it says on the tin.
There isn't much depth given to the plot, the characters, or the setting. The world-building is set dressing for the romance and spice. The book is written to tell rather than show.
There were a couple of surface-level errors that likely won’t make it into the final version of this book, but if they do, they did not detract from the readability of the story.
If you just want a book of straightforward, light-hearted fun and sex, this is for you.
Review of advance copy received from Author
Stella is on vacation with her best friends and is hoping to lose her virginity on this trip to another planet. She would love if it happened organically, what she isn't expecting it to find her mate.
💜 Fated Mated
🪐 Alien x Human
💜 Sapphic Romance
🪐 Virgin FMC
💜 Tentacles
Zina is an alien, a Sozarin to he more specific. Unfortunately, due to her upbringing, she doesn't know much about her species and so she has to learn to navigate a few things when it comes to love and sexual encounters. Zina has some fun features that definitely made the spice more exciting!
"Baby, this place is like an Earth-1980's wet dream. Of course there's pizza "
Thank you to the author for an ARC of this book 💖
💜 Fated Mated
🪐 Alien x Human
💜 Sapphic Romance
🪐 Virgin FMC
💜 Tentacles
Zina is an alien, a Sozarin to he more specific. Unfortunately, due to her upbringing, she doesn't know much about her species and so she has to learn to navigate a few things when it comes to love and sexual encounters. Zina has some fun features that definitely made the spice more exciting!
"Baby, this place is like an Earth-1980's wet dream. Of course there's pizza "
Thank you to the author for an ARC of this book 💖
Review of advance copy received from Author
Well wowee this book was just good fun! From the title alone, you should know it's gonna be fun. Sapphic, a fated mates trope that actually works for me, tentacles, all in the wonders of a 90s themed nudist Space Resort!
Our sweet girl Stella is on a birthday trip with her friends trying to find her groove in the first place. Her friends are dead set on popping Stella's cherry for her birthday, and what better place to make that happen than at a nudist space resort? Duh. But after a single interaction with a lovely alien bartender, Zina, Stella is smitten. Let the pining begin.
This was a quick read, clocking in at 144 pages, and boy they flew by! I had a lot of fun with this book!
Thank you so much to Emma Elizabeth for the ARC of the book, it was so much fun!
Our sweet girl Stella is on a birthday trip with her friends trying to find her groove in the first place. Her friends are dead set on popping Stella's cherry for her birthday, and what better place to make that happen than at a nudist space resort? Duh. But after a single interaction with a lovely alien bartender, Zina, Stella is smitten. Let the pining begin.
This was a quick read, clocking in at 144 pages, and boy they flew by! I had a lot of fun with this book!
Thank you so much to Emma Elizabeth for the ARC of the book, it was so much fun!
Review of advance copy received from Author
Thank you so much for E-arc!
I absolutely ate this book up … This is why I LOVE MONSTER ROMANCE!!!! At this point give me anything by Emma Elizabeth because it never disappoints I love her Stuff🩷
T!ts Out Slits out is about Stella who’s 28 year old Virgin. She goes to celebrate her birthday with her friends on vacation but at a Alien Nudist Resort. She’s determined she’s going to get Laid. Stella meets Zina … and well her just gets better !!!
I just adore both Zina & Stella . The SPICE OMG 🤯🤯🤯🤯 it just blew my mind . The book will be available on April 21st and it’s definitely must read so 🏃🏻♀️ run and get it!!
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
🪐 Plus size FMC ( which I love🥰)
🪐Alien Nudist Resort
🪐Fated Mates
🪐 Tail stuff & Tentacles
🪐 Spicy Rom-Com
I absolutely ate this book up … This is why I LOVE MONSTER ROMANCE!!!! At this point give me anything by Emma Elizabeth because it never disappoints I love her Stuff🩷
T!ts Out Slits out is about Stella who’s 28 year old Virgin. She goes to celebrate her birthday with her friends on vacation but at a Alien Nudist Resort. She’s determined she’s going to get Laid. Stella meets Zina … and well her just gets better !!!
I just adore both Zina & Stella . The SPICE OMG 🤯🤯🤯🤯 it just blew my mind . The book will be available on April 21st and it’s definitely must read so 🏃🏻♀️ run and get it!!
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🪐 Plus size FMC ( which I love🥰)
🪐Alien Nudist Resort
🪐Fated Mates
🪐 Tail stuff & Tentacles
🪐 Spicy Rom-Com
April 16, 2026
T!ts Out Slits Out 🤭
I JUMPED for this ARC just for the cover alone! Look at it, it’s just perfection!! Add in that alien spice with a curvy beauty & you’ve got yourself the best little read 😮💨👌🏻
Stella is so anxious about being taken away for her 28th birthday, her friends think it’s time for her to lose that V card & what better way than to go to an alien nudist resort right?
Right!! She’s never really felt the urges with men she’d previously kissed, but she had felt that tingle with females, so although anxious she was intrigued to see if those feelings would come with an alien too
And oh did they come (and some) Stella may of just met her soul mate 🤭
Ah this was so much fun! It was a cutie patootie, cosy vibes read. The descriptions were unmatched! It played out like a vibrant, neon 80’s movie in my mind whilst reading ☺️
I loved Stella, she was just so cute & her confidence shone through those pages when she was with Zina 🥹
Thank you so much for this ARC Emma, I really did enjoy it 🫶🏻 releasing 21st April 🤎
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I JUMPED for this ARC just for the cover alone! Look at it, it’s just perfection!! Add in that alien spice with a curvy beauty & you’ve got yourself the best little read 😮💨👌🏻
Stella is so anxious about being taken away for her 28th birthday, her friends think it’s time for her to lose that V card & what better way than to go to an alien nudist resort right?
Right!! She’s never really felt the urges with men she’d previously kissed, but she had felt that tingle with females, so although anxious she was intrigued to see if those feelings would come with an alien too
And oh did they come (and some) Stella may of just met her soul mate 🤭
Ah this was so much fun! It was a cutie patootie, cosy vibes read. The descriptions were unmatched! It played out like a vibrant, neon 80’s movie in my mind whilst reading ☺️
I loved Stella, she was just so cute & her confidence shone through those pages when she was with Zina 🥹
Thank you so much for this ARC Emma, I really did enjoy it 🫶🏻 releasing 21st April 🤎
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April 27, 2026
i was sold at “sapphic alien romance” and this one did not disappoint.
i had concerns when MC Stella was introduced as a virgin but i think things were handled incredibly well. all the interactions between Stella and her alien mate Zina felt sweet and genuine. the book featured some tactful commentary on adoption and culture.
i loved the strangeness of the whole thing taking place at an “Earth in the 1980s”-themed nude resort. what a way to get over any potential awkwardness with a potential love interest than for you to both be naked when you meet.
i’m very much looking forward to the next book set in this universe.
this is an honest ARC review. eARC courtesy of the author.
i had concerns when MC Stella was introduced as a virgin but i think things were handled incredibly well. all the interactions between Stella and her alien mate Zina felt sweet and genuine. the book featured some tactful commentary on adoption and culture.
i loved the strangeness of the whole thing taking place at an “Earth in the 1980s”-themed nude resort. what a way to get over any potential awkwardness with a potential love interest than for you to both be naked when you meet.
i’m very much looking forward to the next book set in this universe.
this is an honest ARC review. eARC courtesy of the author.
May 6, 2026
Honestly I bought this as a “well why not?” And shock factor I saw on an Instagram reel… The cover and the title are SO DECEIVING. Tell me why this was the cutest most wholesome story? I picked this up expecting the smuttiest of smut and got slapped in the face with actual romance and the cutest little fake dating plot.
Normally a 3 star but I was so pleasantly surprised and loved this quick read. Also shy about tentacles!? So adorable!
This was a low stakes, HEA, easy read, I thought the premise and characters was adorable and honestly I am so here for it. Definitely adding this author to my list! The millennial style of speaking using “like” and “so” like I do… had me giggling.
Normally a 3 star but I was so pleasantly surprised and loved this quick read. Also shy about tentacles!? So adorable!
This was a low stakes, HEA, easy read, I thought the premise and characters was adorable and honestly I am so here for it. Definitely adding this author to my list! The millennial style of speaking using “like” and “so” like I do… had me giggling.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
Review of advance copy received from Author
Oh my god, so cute and fun. I love short books when I'm. In a slump and this hit the spot! The characters were very likeable, I haven't read anything quite like it before, and for such a short story the way the location was described was so detailed I found myself wanting to go to space! Obviously in books this size the relationship felt a little bit rushed, but it was still so sweet, there was still complications to overcome alone the way.
Great read and really well written, will be reading more by Emma for sure
Great read and really well written, will be reading more by Emma for sure
Review of advance copy received from Author
T!ts out Slits out by Emma Elizabeth I loved this Alien She/Her romance! The spice was perfect and I love the FMC was a curvy goddess.
Stella our Human curvy goddess , is on a birthday trip with her friends to a nudest alien resort. Did I forget to mention she’s a hitting 28 year old virgin.
Then there’s Zina our purple sparkly resort smoothie waitress. Who is kind respectful and leads in all the best ways.
This was a true delight to read and basking in our rare sun in the uk made me chuckle that I was there at the resort too!
Many thanks to the ever amazing Emma Elizabeth!
Stella our Human curvy goddess , is on a birthday trip with her friends to a nudest alien resort. Did I forget to mention she’s a hitting 28 year old virgin.
Then there’s Zina our purple sparkly resort smoothie waitress. Who is kind respectful and leads in all the best ways.
This was a true delight to read and basking in our rare sun in the uk made me chuckle that I was there at the resort too!
Many thanks to the ever amazing Emma Elizabeth!
Review of advance copy received from Author
"No turning back now. She had just arrived at an alien nudist resort in space."
Thank you for the ARC copy!
An alien nudist resort in space, lovingly described as an "1980s-Earth wet dream". I mean....sign me up.
Emma Elizabeth delivers exactly what she says she will: a sapphic alienxhuman love story with more than a handful of spice.
I thought the premise was original, and love the vision that's given of the resort. And while this wasn't exactly my cup of tea, I can see why others would absolutely devour this.
It's a quick, light hearted, down and dirty space read.
Thank you for the ARC copy!
An alien nudist resort in space, lovingly described as an "1980s-Earth wet dream". I mean....sign me up.
Emma Elizabeth delivers exactly what she says she will: a sapphic alienxhuman love story with more than a handful of spice.
I thought the premise was original, and love the vision that's given of the resort. And while this wasn't exactly my cup of tea, I can see why others would absolutely devour this.
It's a quick, light hearted, down and dirty space read.
April 15, 2026
✨✨ARC REVIEW✨✨
The concept of going on an all inclusive but fully nude resort vacation with my friends doesn’t sound like fun for me but I’m also such an introvert I’d rather die than sneeze when in my friends company. I did however, enjoy the heck out of this storyline!
I love that this is a sapphic romance and that there are tentacles AND f1sting involved 🙂↕️🙂↕️
If you are looking for an alien romance with a vacation setting, fated mates and interesting s3xy times this is going to be a book to add to your tbr for sure!
The concept of going on an all inclusive but fully nude resort vacation with my friends doesn’t sound like fun for me but I’m also such an introvert I’d rather die than sneeze when in my friends company. I did however, enjoy the heck out of this storyline!
I love that this is a sapphic romance and that there are tentacles AND f1sting involved 🙂↕️🙂↕️
If you are looking for an alien romance with a vacation setting, fated mates and interesting s3xy times this is going to be a book to add to your tbr for sure!
Review of advance copy received from Author
I absolutely ate this book up. It is such a fun story and I loved everything about it. I think that Emma Elizabeth did a really good job writing this story and the characters. I really enjoyed both of the main characters and their dynamic together. I also felt like it was really good paced. It wasn’t super fast and straight into the spice, which I appreciate in a story. BUT when it did get to the spice… it was spicy!
I definitely recommend T!ts Out Slits Out by Emma Elizabeth! Especially if you like sapphic romance, aliens, & “my mate” vibes!
I definitely recommend T!ts Out Slits Out by Emma Elizabeth! Especially if you like sapphic romance, aliens, & “my mate” vibes!
May 2, 2026
Stella and Zina
This is the first story I have read by this author but is not the last for sure. The alien romance world needs more sapphic stories because they are just so good. This is no exception. Stella just wants to have fun on her birthday and instead meets the alien of her dreams. Zina is just working at a space station trying to save up for future unknown adventures and meets her mate. Their relationship is hot and spicy but also sweet. There is no toxicity or red flags to be found. They both have great friend groups for support as well. Just a lovely feel good story.
This is the first story I have read by this author but is not the last for sure. The alien romance world needs more sapphic stories because they are just so good. This is no exception. Stella just wants to have fun on her birthday and instead meets the alien of her dreams. Zina is just working at a space station trying to save up for future unknown adventures and meets her mate. Their relationship is hot and spicy but also sweet. There is no toxicity or red flags to be found. They both have great friend groups for support as well. Just a lovely feel good story.
Review of advance copy received from Author
**ARC READER***
I loved this book, I want to go to an alien all inclusive. I don’t know if I’m as brave to do a naked one but who knows it’s my delusion.
Stella and Zina are so cute, I love a no experience character that becomes obsessed after their first time 😋 also there’s miscommunication but it’s woman so it doesn’t last long.
Lots of communication and consent as well as meddling friends. This is a fast smutty little read that’ll be a lovely add to your collection.
I loved this book, I want to go to an alien all inclusive. I don’t know if I’m as brave to do a naked one but who knows it’s my delusion.
Stella and Zina are so cute, I love a no experience character that becomes obsessed after their first time 😋 also there’s miscommunication but it’s woman so it doesn’t last long.
Lots of communication and consent as well as meddling friends. This is a fast smutty little read that’ll be a lovely add to your collection.
May 21, 2026
⭐️4 - this one was from a new author to me! It was spicy and sweet and all around a fun ride! It had 80s vibes, a fancy resort and most importantly aliens. Undressed aliens at that. Making this a nude resort was such a fun twist and I truly adored everything about this. Zina and Stella were made for each other and watching them have this whirlwind of a vacation romance was so cute and fun. I'd definitely recommend this for a beachy read!!
Review of advance copy received from Author
Oh my goodness! This story was so cute and sweet (and spicy of course) Stella is off world enjoying her time away with her friends at a nudist resort...with perks. Zina is a bartender, trying to save money to move to earth. When a fake date is proposed to ease Stellas stress, these two find themselves tangled together in more than one way.
I loved this so much. The characters are sweet and caring. The world building is strong. And now I have a need for a vacation like this for myself 🤣
I loved this so much. The characters are sweet and caring. The world building is strong. And now I have a need for a vacation like this for myself 🤣
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