Abraca-Doodle

by Eva Everhard

He has magic hands, and all I can think of as I watch him perform his tricks is how I have a magic ring to show him.
I can make all sorts disappear.
I want his banana in my fruit salad, but when he wants more from the relationship, I’m not sure I’m ready.


Abraca-Doodle is as spicy as it is cringy, with all your least favorite terminologies.
So, pump up that ding-a-ling and prepare your self-saucing taco — Abraca-Doodle is laughably steamy.

70 pages, Kindle Edition

Published April 1, 2026

About the author

Eva Everhard is a sarcastic, slightly unhinged, Aussie author who cackles manically over her latest and greatest piece of literature, chock full of cringeworthy slang that will make you laugh or vomit.
Maybe a little of both at the same time.

Her books are so spicy you’ll wonder what took you so long to read them, while also questioning every decision you’ve made that led you to this moment.

Eva’s mind is bursting with doodles, and she can’t wait to unleash her new goal on her readers—become more unhinged.

To the English Teacher who said my stories were too dramatic—look at me now!

Reviews

[Kirsten Eliott · Rating 4 out of 5]

Abraca-Doodle by Eva Everhard is chaotic, ridiculous, and fully embraces its outrageous humour, and honestly, that’s what makes it so much fun.

This second instalment in the Doodle Verse leans fully into its comedy-erotica vibe. The humour is loud, the innuendos are wild, and the spicy terminology is… something else entirely. If you go into this expecting subtlety, you’re definitely in the wrong place. But if you’re ready for something outrageous and self-aware, it delivers.

The magician MMC with his “magic hands” makes for a hilarious setup, and the FMC’s internal commentary had me laughing more than once. The story thrives on absurd metaphors and over-the-top sexual wordplay, which somehow becomes part of the charm. It’s the kind of book you read while shaking your head and thinking did the author really just write that? (Yes. Yes she did)

Underneath the cringy chaos, there’s still a light romantic thread about wanting more from a relationship when the other person isn’t quite ready for that step. It gives the story a little grounding amid all the ridiculousness.

If you enjoyed the first Doodle Verse book, this one keeps the same energy; silly, spicy, and completely unhinged in the best way.

[Claire · Rating 5 out of 5]

Oh my goodness… I did not think that it could get more unhinged than Doodle Me but boy I was so wrong!

Abraca-Doodle by Eva Everhard is hands down some of the most unhinged, laugh-out-loud chaos I’ve ever read, and I mean that in the best possible way.

This book does not hold back. It’s outrageous, wildly inappropriate, and completely committed to the bit from start to finish. Every chapter somehow manages to escalate the absurdity, and just when you think it can’t possibly get more ridiculous… it absolutely does. I was laughing the whole way through, while questioning every life choice that got me here.

If you’re after something polished and serious, this is not it. But if you want a book that fully embraces the unhinged, makes you laugh out loud, and leaves you wondering “what did I just read?” in the best way… Abraca-Doodle absolutely delivers.

Thanks for another absurd read and please write more!! ❤️🤣

[Ashley · Rating 4 out of 5]

Warning!!! If you are easily triggered by the use of certain words or phrases avoid this book at all costs! If you are in the mood for fun, humor, and an insane amount of ick then you have found your next read. Tina is at her nephew's birthday party but when she spots the hottie magician she knows she needs a piece of that. Lucas is just as enamored with Tina. Their chemistry is instant, magical, and they can't help but tell each other in vivid, explicit details abouy how they feel. Eva Everhard intentionally and successfully creates novellas with the most cringe phrases revolving around intimacy. It allows readers to shut off their minds and have a good laugh. If you like Abraca-Doodle you should check out Doodle Me. I can't wait to see what craziness Eva Everhard comes up with next!

[Samantha Spencer · Rating 4 out of 5]

✨ARC Review – Abraca-Doodle by Eva Everhard✨

Eva, the saucy minx, is back with the follow up to quite possibly the funniest and most unhinged book I’ve ever read, Doodle Me.

This time we follow Tina, who attends her nephew’s birthday party and somehow ends up distracted by a hot, mono-browed magician with very magical hands.

What follows is a series of spice-filled scenes packed with the most cringeworthy (yet hilarious) terminology imaginable. The seafood analogies alone nearly took me out. I will never look at a fish market the same way again.

Equal parts hilarious, chaotic, and deeply uncomfortable - in the best possible way. If you like your romance spicy, ridiculous, and completely unhinged, the doodle-verse delivers. 😂📚✨

[Dianne · Rating 4 out of 5]

ARC review

I loved Doodle Me. I recommended it to others to read not because it was great in the literary sense, but because it was great fun to read, and here we are again!

Again it was great in the way it embraced using all the awful terminology you never want to see in serious books.

I was agsin sitting there cackling loudly peering through my fingers reading this book.

If you're looking for a good time, not a long time (it is a novella) grab this book and get ready for the weird and wonderful rides!

[caitys.booknook · Rating 3 out of 5]

2026:

If you like "penis colada"...

I knew - I just knew that if Ms Everhard produced another banger, my morbid curiosity would get the better of me!
While I feel like the overall story with Doodle Me was more enticing - as enticing as these books can be - it was still a solid effort in humour and cringe.
I most definitely found myself with a handful of new terms and fond memories of Doodle Me's "chocolate starfish". I will also never think of 'diglet' in the same manner.

So if you haven't already, get your "fur burger" into gear and get reading!

[Krystal R Reads · Rating 4 out of 5]

4⭐ 3🌶️

Tina has an itch that others just struggle to scratch but when she meets Lucas and his magic hands she just knows things will be good. Good enough for her to truly let him in though?

Eva Everhard has done it again, was it slightly uncomfortable to read at times? Yes. Was it absolutely hilarious? Also yes. This is the second book by Eva and it's an absolute hilarious, cringy pallet refresher between serious reads.

So sit down with a box of tissues because your bound to laugh so hard you'll cry, be prepared to place the book down multiple times while you question your life choices in using your orbs to read this before you can't resist diving back in to a head like a berry milkshake and pen*s colada.

[Annemarie Joubert · Rating 5 out of 5]

Good heavens!! *clutching imaginary pearls*

This book was so amazingly cringe!! And I love it! The cucumber was the best...had me running to hubby to read the entire scene!!

This book was fantastic for what it was, a quirky, funny, weird, cringey and good time!

*I received this book as part of a giveaway from the author and am voluntarily leaving a review*

[Kaitlyn Cox · Rating 4 out of 5]

I went in blind with this one and I knew it would be different to what I typically read though I was pleasantly surprised. Sure it’s a bit odd but goddamn some of the terms made me giggle and I smashed this super quick too! A nice little palette cleanser if you’re looking for one too

[Sarah Marie Milmlow · Rating 3 out of 5]

look, it wasn't as good as doodle me, but it was still a great wholesome read! and I had a giggle throughout.

[Bee · Rating 3 out of 5]

wow okay hahaha
if you like to read cringe worthy stuff with ick words then this book is for you haha
it was funny :)

[Paris · Rating 2 out of 5]

interesting to say the least

I feel like the author asked readers what was their biggest ick that people called their genitalia and proceeded to put every single one in this book. I recommend it for that alone because omg they just got wild!
Besides the weird names it was a cute love story