I'm Gay For My Living Billionaire Jet Plane

by Chuck Tingle

When Alex boards a red-eye flight from New York to Los Angeles, he expects nothing more than another boring business trip. Little does Alex know that the plane itself will soon lead him on a life changing journey of erotic, gay passion.

After learning about the plane’s side business as a blackjack card counter, Alex agrees to meet the billionaire aircraft at his luxurious Beverly Hills mansion. But when things start to heat up by the pool, Alex is taught a lesson in more than just counting cards.

This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on gay plane action, including anal, blowjobs, facials, rough sex, and billionaire plane love.

Genres: Erotica, Humor, Audiobook, LGBT, Gay, Fiction, Short Stories

16 pages, Kindle Edition

First published January 28, 2015

About the author

Chuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are.

Management and general inquiry: infotingleverse@gmail.com

Literary agent: DongWon at dongwonsong.com

Reviews

[Phuong ✯]

This review is dedicated to Yasmin. I'll never forgive you for showing me this book cover and not expect me to read it. YOU SHOULD KNOW MY MIND DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.

I'm never going to be the same again after reading this human x jet plane love story. N-E-V-E-R. This book has forever changed my views on planes.

First of all look at that cover. The photoshop skills that were used to put the face in there. Brilliant. Amazing. Show-stopping. Never done before. Revolutionary. The plane has ABS!!! Wow, no words. The wings that are the arms and hands. Perhaps the work of a genius?

My curiosity is going to get me killed, no question, but you can't tell me that you have questions about how a tiny size human and a plane have sex? How does this work? How's going to top? Who's button? Does a plane have a dick? SPOILER Yes it does. A massive one even. Are we surprised? No cause this plane here is a billionaire lol. All these questions are getting answered in this book and of course I didn't want to be left out.

Honestly I can't rate this, because it's a satire. It is the dumbest thing I've ever read in my entire life, but at the same time it's the funniest shit ever. I've never laughed that hard reading a book. I was literally crying and had trouble breathing. Every line was comedy gold. It ridiculous and over the top and weird. I dont know if I should be in awed or scared of the author to come up with these things.

[Casey Robinson · Rating 5 out of 5]

i don't think i've ever read anything so good

and i mean

it's like ten pages

really every second not reading this book is a second wasted

[Zara · Rating 1 out of 5]

WHAT

[Grapie Deltaco · Rating 5 out of 5]

The plane is a billionaire from counting cards in blackjack and owns a giant house he cannot physically fit in because he is an airplane

CW: explicit sexual content

[Heather K (dentist in my spare time)]

Thank you for the gift, Gaydah Maccabee!

[Tomas Amador · Rating 5 out of 5]

“I want to be his gay human play toy, a hot piece of ass meant for nothing other than sexually servicing a giant, ripped plane.”

Get ready for a romance like no other, one that breaks all barriers of class, body type, and limitations! Our captivating leads, Alex and the larger-than-life 300+ passenger plane named Keith, share an electrifying chemistry that ignites the screen. Together, they fuel each other's dreams and provide unwavering emotional support that'll have you on the edge of your seat. It's a thrilling 10/10 experience! Shakespeare would be envious of this imaginative journey!

[Asterope]

What the hell did I just read? OMG. LOL. Who thinks of these things?!
It makes no sense at all. It's a 400-passenger plane yet you wouldn't know that by the actions and descriptions of Keith (the plane). This was just too weird that it was funny.

[Patty꧁꧂ Wilby · Rating 5 out of 5]

Chuck Tingle, never stop being you! And PLEASE put your books out in print! I want a Tingler library on my bookshelf at home!

[Oliver James · Rating 5 out of 5]

No notes

[Adrian Anderson · Rating 1 out of 5]

Clearly the wrong people are being targeted for Budweiser fuelled hate crimes...

[Mizuki]

Living Billionaire Jet Plane...?

Living Billionaire Jet Plane...????

Oh. My. God. LOL

[Iris · Rating 5 out of 5]

this is the best book i’ve ever read

[Bisan · Rating 1 out of 5]

I just- I don't know why I'm crying- but that was definitely one hell of a flight.
I need to take a nap.

[PErvOL Books · Rating 1 out of 5]

and...for what?

[Miłosz💜✨ · Rating 1 out of 5]

nie jestem wierzący, ale po tej książce muszę się chyba wyspowiadać or smth

[HattieB · Rating 5 out of 5]

Despite the fact that I spent most of my time reading this book puzzling over the mechanics of human vs plane sexual interaction, this was still an enjoyable read. But then its a Chuck Tingle book - fun and hilarity is guaranteed.

[Auti]

I will not spoil the twists, they had me snorting on the bus and I wish the same for all of you. Similarly to Rogue Buns though, I kept expecting it to get into the ethics of dating a billionaire-- not an unfounded expectation! Just more likely in later Tinglers, I believe

[Nomnivor · Rating 5 out of 5]

Das Flugzeug ist Billiardär, weil er beim Black Jack Karten zählt und fliegt Menschen nur zum Spaß. Bitte danke.

[India Anker · Rating 2 out of 5]

im so sorry to everyone seeing these on their feed we are reading them to pass time as we travel 😂😂

[mtrics · Rating 5 out of 5]

being a connoisseur of MM romances from the era truly makes you appreciate this parody all the more

[SheReadsALot]

What does he do, perform oral on the propeller? Rub his nipples on the wheels? Have anal with the wing? I guess both wings would make it double penetration.

Hmm...soon.

[Michael · Rating 5 out of 5]

Wow.

[leigh · Rating 4 out of 5]

I've been #Tingled.

And it was good.

[Jadaris · Rating 4 out of 5]

M A J E S T I C! AF, If you are a fan of the "My Dad Wrote A Porno" podcast then you will love this gem. I definitely will be reading more from Mr. Tingle because I need the LOLZ.

[Liander (The Towering Pile) Lavoie · Rating 3 out of 5]

Tinglers are so hard to rate lol. They're funny and ridiculous, and I'd really like to read some of the lesbian, ace, and horror tinglers just to get away from the exact same sex scene in every book. But also Chuck Tingle is out there proving love is real and making the world a better place every day.

[Oz · Rating 3 out of 5]

Sometimes the physics of these are a little odd - I never really got a sense of the size of the plane, so actually envisioning anything was difficult - but I'm here for the card counting gay billionaire jet plane.

[Kest Schwartzman · Rating 4 out of 5]

I mean, it's just super SWEET

[Raven Everything Nevermore · Rating 4 out of 5]

As a fully straight man (something that must be stated at every available moment for truly heterosexual men) I enjoyed this book immensely!

[Anna · Rating 5 out of 5]

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[moss · Rating 5 out of 5]

this was comedic gold. i died at "is this keith, the jet planes house?" its so fucking hillarious and silly i want to buy this in hardcover with ship art. thank you mister tingle you fundamentally changed my life.