A Love Like Sharp Teeth by Hannah Birss
4.25 rounded down to 4🔮 orbs
Est. Pub. Date: March 6, 2026
ARC provided by Victory Editing NetGalley Co-op
Into the forest of emotional turmoil….
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Orbs Prologue:
I live within Wilhelm Anwalt. Dear reader, I see your brow furrow in wonder. How, Orb, could you live inside a human being? In the truest sense of magic, I have nested myself, like a wren, within the emotional framework of Wilhelm, a man hailing from the Berchtesgaden Alps in Bavaria. Wrapped by his rapidly increasing geriatric-like bones, an outpouring of emotions remains to be rediscovered. A soft phlegm stumbles his speech as my work rises to the surface. Talk of times long past, I remain his body's constant. Like a conductor, the pains orchestrated by my pulling of the human switches, the breath quickens, the heart rate accelerates, and sweat drips from the brow in remembrance of times long buried. I am in his conscience, never quite forgotten, but among a pot of torturous soup. I am his emotions, turning internal thermostat knobs while releasing a chain reaction of hormones to fend off what would cause him harm. In this retelling of a story, I will attempt to put you, the reader, in the driver’s seat, to relive a harrowing experience and decide whether we did what was best…
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A small glimpse:
Discovering the deceased bodies must never get easier. In 1532, disease was decimating the European population. As the death tolls rise, Wilhelm wonders if the newest victims have fallen to an illness or something all too familiar to him, a vampir. The signs are all there, and Wilhelm, once a staunch disbeliever, has become intimately involved in fighting against these phantoms of the night. Oh, he believes! Henne, his adoring wife whom Wilhelm dotes upon, suffers at the hands of one of these fanged beasts. The town is under siege, with time being of the essence. With his best friend Karl, author Hannah Birss does the unthinkable and has readers tag along with Wilhelm on a hunt to kill a vampir, and exact revenge for a town swimming in chaos and blood.
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Orbs Pros:
Eloquence personified! Hannah Birss writes in such a majestic style that I am, quite frankly, envious. In a world wrought with death and decay, the words flow in a beauteous manner. Different! I might be new to the party, but my depictions of vampires are pale-skinned coffin-dwellers with fangs. The grotesque descriptions offered by Birss put a more folkloric spin on it, challenging my mind to bend my imagination at these newfound atrocities. A superb palate cleanser! This novella remained a small, concise play with words that brought atmosphere in spades. Scavenging through the wastelands of humanity, undying love and romance reign supreme, even through a fog of death. That cover! Oh my, that is tasty in all its ravenous splendor!
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Orbs Cons:
I struggle to attempt to conjure many drawbacks. Again, length might be bothersome for some, or perhaps you are tired of the vampire trope. Which I have good news! There are vampirs in this one, with a fresh new look to blow your mind with.
Highly Recommended!
I was impressed with Birss's prose. The story does an exceptional, horrifying job of creating a tense atmosphere of mere mortals fighting against an undead looking to satiate its bloodthirsty appetite. Highly recommended for those lovers of the vampire persuasion with a bit of a twist of lemon.
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Orbs Epilogue:
Long, long ago…on a fateful night, Wilhelm’s wife gestured playfully by the fire. In the stark contrast of the world around them, the serenity and bond they had created forced me to flood Wilhelm with overwhelming contentment and happiness. Unfettered love, with every heartbeat in unison with one another… until it wasn’t. Henne Anwalt lies bleeding, with an open window blowing the cold breeze upon her nightgown. As Wilhelm’s disbelief festers in his mind, I go to work. Grasping the blood-soaked chains, I pull down a floating elevator. I rapidly exchanged its contents and filled the space with rage and retribution before a momentous ascent back up to Wilhelm’s receptors. Within seconds, the blind fury mocks the tenderness he experienced only moments before. Some might call it foolish, hunting a vampir, but what should we do? Allow our beautiful bride to suffer at the hands of a monster or fight till death? Tracking the forest for clues, a stream is parted by a bridge, the moment has shown itself, and we are here. I step on the adrenaline pedal, and Wilhelm responds with the strength of ten warriors. The salivating maw of the undead waits, and one must ask, have we miscalculated this frightful endeavor?
Many thanks to Victory Editing NetGalley Co-op for the ARC through NetGalley. This review is voluntary and contains my honest opinion.