HOMOTHUG: THE SECRET LIFE OF RUDY GIULIANI

by Alan J. Weberman

Unauthorized biography of Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani. Rudy had the book removed from Amazon because it exposes him as a bisexual whose butt buddy was his childhood friend Alan Placa, a disgraced child molesting priest. In light of the revelations of coming out of Pennsylvania this book is relevant again. Child rape is rampant in the Catholic Church and according to the former Papal Nuncio Vigano there is a whole gay Mafia that has infiltrated the RC Church and they are calling the shots including getting Ratzinger to resign. Alan Placa is still a priest thanks to this gay Mafia and it is time the New York State Attorney General look into this even though the statute of limitations has cooked off. Placa was in charge of investigation allegations of child rape, can you believe that. The chicken hawk guarding the hen house. Recenly Placa officiated at Rudy's son's wedding. This book reveals the real Rudy, a crossdressing freak whose father was busted in a State Park Men's Room frequented by boys for offering to give one of the kids a blow job. Rudy's dad was a piece of work, he claimed he ran a bar when the only bar he ever owned was a tire iron he used when he was a Mafia enforced. His father was busted for finding this milkman that owed the mob money and taking what he owed from him forcibly. This occur ed at 96th St and Lexington Ave in Manhattan. And the man who bailed pops out was an investor in the 2nd Ave Subway long before the current one began construction. This book is not only a history of the pot-hating weasel but a history of the mob in New York City and New Jersey. Shoot, the U.S. Marshalls and the NYPD broke into my crib on the premise there was a gangbanger loose int he building when in reality they were looking for one of my sources who had gone underground. Rudy's new schtick is defending Donald Trump from charges of colluding with the Ruskies to fix the election. We find that Trump is a whore hound, who like Rudy, can't get enough sex partners (in his case women like Stormy Daniels) and who paid hookers to piss on each other in the Presidential Suite of a Moscow Hotel. So he is a sexual pervert like Rudy. There is a lot about Organized Crime in this book and the dudes named are still doing there thing in New Jersey.

390 pages, Kindle Edition

First published June 3, 2011

Reviews

[Patrick Randall · Rating 3 out of 5]

Rating was given for what the book was trying to accomplish, not necessarily for its standing in literature, or history, but brilliant in terms of the new and what is bound to be the rapidly growing niche market of Textbooks for the Texas Public School System offering "the other side of the story" on controversial issues like the Holocaust or in this case the attacks on September 11th and the part played by the man who would become "America's Mayor."
Utterly foolish choice for a title though - I'll assume it was meant to generate controversy, but the narrative cries out for something more like "The Man Who Would Be Carol Channing" given how much of the book is dedicated to Giuliani's obsession with becoming that Star of both stage and Screen and the grueling practice schedules with then pal Bernie Kerik, whose game attempts to present an even remotely passable Divine Miss M (Bette Midler, natch...) become more and more heartbreaking as the clock ticks down to the day of the Big Show, September 14th, 2001. Just when they've finally got everything worked out and the whacky, loveable duo are getting ready to start hoofing their way into America's hearts, there's` a surprise twist, but I don't want to spoil it.