Fried Calamari

by Francine Zane

Calamari is a raccoon who goes from living in the Alaskan wilderness to sleeping in a bed, pottying in a box and cooking in a kitchen. He also understands English far better than humans understand raccoon. Calamari has a good life until a near-death experience makes him flash back on his short action-filled life. Join Calamari on the adventure of his lifetime.

33 pages, Kindle Edition

First published January 31, 2015

About the author

Francine Zane is a humor writer who lives and breathes in the great Midwest. She spends her days catering to the whims of the general public and her evenings cowering in a corner praying her cats do not eat her while she sleeps.

Francine spent her youth channeling the ever delightful personality of a beached whale. Now she shares her observations with whomever is too slow or stupid to run away.

Reviews

[Bailey Nichole · Rating 5 out of 5]

A very fun book that gives lots of laughs. A short book but has a lot of information and story. :)

[Colby · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is a great, humorous book.