Bigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting

by Chuck Tingle

Nick is the most girl crazy dude in his frat, but when him and the bros head up to Napa Valley for a quiet weekend, Nick quickly realizes that his chances of scoring a chick are next to nothing.

Nick’s disappointment soon turns into a powerful, gay attraction however, when he meets a dashing bigfoot sommelier, Torbo Gulgot, who invites him back for an after hours sampling.

Little does Nick realize, it’s not the wine that Torbo will be tasting, it’s Nick’s hot bro ass.

This erotic tale is 4,700 words of sizzling human on gay bigfoot action, including anal, cream pies, rimjobs, blowjobs, rough sex, and bigfoot butt tasting.

Genres: Humor, LGBT, Erotica, Short Stories

17 pages, Kindle Edition

First published February 2, 2015

About the author

Chuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are.

Management and general inquiry: infotingleverse@gmail.com

Literary agent: DongWon at dongwonsong.com

Reviews

[SheReadsALot · Rating 4 out of 5]

Bigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting...or as I affectionately call this in my head, "How a Straight Bro Ends Up Being Rimmed to Within an Inch of His Life and Riding the Bigfoot Disco Stick"


Chucky Chuck Chuck...



Wine...



Bigfoot...


Rimming...



(Thought I was going to show two hot dudes, spread eagle and tongue deep in the nalgas, salivating betwixt asscheeks? There's tumblr for that)

Nick is a straight bro. Hella straight, dude. So he and his bros go to Napa Valley to score some putang! Because nothing says easy score than drunk chicks on wine, right? Wrong.

There are only senior citizens tasting parties. No hot chicks in sight. The bro weekend is going down the drain. Enter Toro Gulgot, Bigfoot Gulgot. He's a sexy gay beast, knows great wines and ass. Guess who is on the menu?



Nick's butthole.

"What do you want to taste?"
"Your ass."

Nick can't deny the power of bigfoot seduction. Bigfoot don't waste time on BS lines, their game is direct and lusty. Torbo is a connoisseur...he knows what he is talking about.

"It tastes good, too," the creature tells me. "There is a definite high note of rose, with some smooth, buttery lows and a fine nutty finish. This is a delicious asshole."

Bigfoot = 1
Nick = 0 (actually he ends up winning too, his asshole just got a new resident member)

Torbo turns up the charm by serving up a hot dish of anilingus: bigfoot style. Nick never had a chance, he saw the beast, rainbow filled light. and he doesn't want to leave that glow.

"Now that I've tasted the succulent flavor of gay bigfoot desire, the thought of anything else, especially human women, seems laughably insufficient."

Chucky Chuck Chuck delivers rimming, hot ass pounding...and even a HEA.

I'm bathed in the Chucky Chuck Chuck light. Everything is coming up Tingle.



#3.75stars #TinglerStunner #ServedPipingHot #AssVino #WannaSip #LaughsForever #LoveIsReal

[Optimist ♰King's Wench♰ · Rating 4 out of 5]

Why do I keep reading these?

Oh, I remember. It's classic lines like:

"Have you ever considered being the one who is tasted?"

It could have something to do with The Tingle's uncanny ability to make creature porn sound at least kinda hot, mostly amusing though.

In this "tingler" Nick gets dragged to the wine country for a bro's wine tasting weekend. Nick is displeased about the meager poontang offerings in wine country UNTIL…



Torbo Gulgot eye fucks every straight thought Nick has ever had out of his head within seconds.

Even though it was just minutes before, my life of chasing women seems like it's an entire decade behind me. Now that I've tasted the succulent flavor of gay bigfoot desire, the thought of anything else, especially human women, seems laughably insufficient.

I gotta say Nick's bros are super supportive of Nick's decision to go bigfoot and ditch the ladies. Then again Torbo did bring his sommelier's discerning pallet and considerable skills to the rim job of Nick's life.

Torbo pulls back for a moment. "It tastes good, too. The creature tells me. There is a definite high note of rose, with some smooth buttery lows and fine nutty finish. This is a delicious asshole."

He said "rose". *snort*

Nick's "brohole" gets pummeled by Torbo's "big, fat bigfoot sommelier cock" so hard it "turns" him gay. Could've been the geyser of jizz that got "ejected" into Nick too. Hard to say. Maybe a combination of the two?

Oh Tingle… what are we to do with you and your tinglers that use $5 words in the strangest, most laughable ways yet still manage to miss the easiest typos? Only The Tingle could work in "unquantifiable" into monster porn and make every, single character he writes about ripped and hot with holes gagging to be reamed by monsters and mythical creatures. Sometimes a gaggle of them at that.



I'm just going to toss this out there and see what happens.



Bigfoot/unicorn mashup gang bang. I think we've established there are an unquantifiable number of dudes willing to offer up their holes to satisfy even the randiest of creatures.

You know who'd read it?

ME!!!

[Zarathustra Goertzel · Rating 3 out of 5]

See this review: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

Dude's not gay, but dude's love at first sight for bigfoot is commendable.

[Michael · Rating 4 out of 5]

Tingle-a-day #19: Bigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting

Bro..

When you find your true love bro. There's just nothing like it. It's not like hitting that big dab, or even crushing that parlay, it's different. Trust me. When you realize your life partner on one of your ventures, you feel like your soul innovates. You feel like there's someone else you gotta seed fund if you know what I mean. Round after round. Series A, B, & C brotha. Like eminem said you only get one shot, don't miss your chance to blow.

Bro.

[LauraSt · Rating 4 out of 5]

4 stars because I wanted more 😂

I’ve never been so invested in a story with lines like “giant Bigfoot hand, giant Bigfoot d*ck, giant Bigfoot mouth, and giant Bigfoot snake” still laughing but also turned on and confused 😂

[Mike · Rating 4 out of 5]

Would have been five stars if there were more detailed tasting notes on the butts that were tasted.

[Miguel · Rating 4 out of 5]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHH

[Virginia · Rating 4 out of 5]

LOL stumbled on this and it is golden.

[Patricia · Rating 2 out of 5]

Another from the Chuck Tingle Humble Bundle. I guess when the first one you read features ghost pirate bigfoot, it's hard for the next not to be a let down.

[Sara Winters · Rating 3 out of 5]

I'm not sure I have adequate words to describe the reading experience with this story. It didn't quite pan out the way I thought it might. Not sure how I feel about the ending.

[Thibaut Nicodème · Rating 3 out of 5]

I am determined to make my way through all those tinglers i got from humble bundle at last.

[Kate Lambert · Rating 3 out of 5]

Utter chaos 🤣

[Phillip Marsh · Rating 2 out of 5]

Lol silly and dumb

[Pyro Aleksandr · Rating 3 out of 5]

Unsure how to rate this….it was 17 pages. Hahaha

[Sarah · Rating 4 out of 5]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I did this to myself stars. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Leigh Gaskill · Rating 2 out of 5]

I was out-tingled, and I would never be out-tingled again.

[Jess Brady · Rating 2 out of 5]

Why do I do this to myself?

Got this as a freebie with Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner and it was indeed what it said it was. A dude-bro got banged by bigfoot six ways to Sunday. Weird but it is Chuck Tingle so there you go.