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Bad Omens

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On the 31st of October, an eleven-year-old girl will bring about the end of the world. According to prophecy, anyway, and everyone knows those are infallible.

Fortunately, the world has unlikely heroes in the form of Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy, who've selflessly agreed to put aside their mutual hatred and long-standing prank war in order to find the girl and stop the apocalypse. If only they could be certain they have the right child…

For fans of Terry Pratchett and dramatic irony, a comedy of errors about two people so stubbornly in denial, Fate itself decides to step in.

563 pages, ebook

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Profile Image for Krystal.
127 reviews3 followers
December 19, 2025
YASSS man ill never get sick of a well written dramione 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼
The miscommunication was killing me, the pranks, the secret pining, the cutie little Lilith and Gemma, the mission UGH everything. Has so much fun reading this one, would definitely recommend!
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338 reviews6 followers
May 8, 2026
One of the funniest. One of the greatest. Snark levels off the scale. The biggest idiots of all time. 😅
Profile Image for Ashley Chantelle.
138 reviews3 followers
January 6, 2026
the writer describing them as ‘star crossed morons’ could not have been any more accurate, oh my gosh the miscommunication was KILLING ME but I loved this so much anyway
Profile Image for Daniela.
289 reviews
September 15, 2026
Ler uma fic em que a relação da Hermione e do Draco é literalmente eles a pregarem partidas e a flirtarem um com o outro 24/7, e em que toda a gente sabe que eles se querem comer, menos eles(!), foi super divertido e caótico, E O DESCANSO QUE EU PRECISAVA!!

Esta fic é baseada em Good Omens e é muito engraçado, porque, realmente, dá para ver semelhanças na história (obviamente) e na escrita. O narrador a fazer comentários de vez em quando, mete bue piada.

O Draco ser o representante da Primeira-Ministra MUGGLE, não estava no meu bingo de AU para a personagem, mas here we are. Peak Comedy, if you ask me.

A cena menos boa da fic é que, apesar de ser relativamente pequena, os capítulos são grandes e a história desenvolve devagar. Mas em defesa da autora, o livro original também é assim.

Amei ler sobre um Draco e uma Hermione sem ser em contexto de guerra em que eles estão a lutar pela vida a cada dois capítulos.
Também amei ler sobre um Draco PAI!
Quero mais dramione fics fofinhas!!! Eles merecem paz, descanso e amor!
Profile Image for Lucia Diakuw.
41 reviews
August 10, 2026
Omg this was a perfect homage to Good Omens by Neil Gaiman. Honestly, setting this the wizarding world was such a great idea, it all fit perfectly. Kudos on kudos for this one.
The mixups, the hoodwinks, the miscommunications, I wanted to pull my hair out but was laughing out loud while doing so. I loved each and every one of these characters, which is FAR more than I can say for a lot of other things out there.
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1,111 reviews7 followers
May 19, 2026
4.1 ⭐️

This was a damn good fanfic.

It just didn’t feel like I could believe this was happening in the Harry potter universe. Too non-canon feeling is my only complaint.

But the story was fantastic. I am always down for a well written Dramione fanfic ✨
Profile Image for Teran  Gafford.
13 reviews
June 23, 2026
4.5 stars
Great miscommunication trope. Wanted a little more from the ending though.
Profile Image for Erica Mahar.
337 reviews3 followers
September 13, 2026
I love these two idiots. This was the slowest of slow burns. I wish we got more of them actually together at the end but this was so much fun!
Profile Image for Frida Murillo.
42 reviews
April 6, 2026
Star crossed morons indeed pero la tension, el desarrollo y como finalmente todo converge me encantaron.
10/10 no notes.
Profile Image for Hannah.
134 reviews
September 3, 2026
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witch and muggle twin sisters parent trap swap while d&h are trying to prevent the apocalypse
2,018 reviews36 followers
January 7, 2026
THREE STARS—I LIKED IT

Very, very cute. Pansy was perfect.
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