Something Borrowed Something Spew

by Kevin Wright

Cornmelia is getting married today, and she couldn’t be more devastated. The man she loves is not her groom. A sad story, and to compound matters, Madam Spew has been sent by the Black Church to officiate the impending nuptials.
The whole village of Sloddergump has gathered to attend, eager for free bog-sausages and skunked ale. But a dark cloud grows on the festive horizon in the form of Lord Slaughterhand, paladin of all that’s good and righteous and fair. He’s also a pro bono murderer extraordinaire to boot.
Can Madam Spew protect all those gathered from this imminent catastrophe? Wait a second? Madam Spew? Really? Are you serious? She doesn’t give a crap about anyone but herself … or does she?

31 pages, Kindle Edition

First published November 16, 2014

About the author

Kevin Wright studied writing at the University of Massachusetts in Lowell and fully utilized his bachelor’s degree by seeking and attaining employment first as a produce clerk and later as an emergency medical technician and firefighter. His parents are thrilled.
For decades now he has studied a variety of martial arts but steadfastly remains not-tough in any way shape or form. He just likes to pay money to get beat up, apparently.
Kevin Wright peaked intellectually in the seventh grade.
Kevin Wright wrote this bio, and this is how he actually refers to himself while speaking to people, in the third person like some steroid-addled NFL wide receiver.
He enjoys reading a little bit of everything and writing sci fi, fantasy, and horror. He does none of it well. Revelations, his debut novel, is his second venture into the realm of novel writing. His first was nigh-unreadable. Kevin continues to write in his spare time and is currently working on another full length novel.