fave quotes here goes
"Liam’s, who one minute can look like a football hooligan, and the next boyishly desirable."
"Once again the music has healed the Gallagher brothers."
"Of Blur, Liam said, ‘I won’t play the game with students. They’ re not worthy of being mentioned in the same breath as us."
"Listen mate,’ Bonehead said, adopting the tone of a sergeant major advising a private, ‘in this band you’re either shagging or having a wank. Got to be done, innit?"
"Paul and the bouncer looked at Liam. Particles of cocaine were falling out of his nostril. Paul knew then that it was use less to argue.
‘I don’t believe you,’ the bouncer said.
‘Okay, then mate, here’s the crack,’ Liam said. ‘Me and him are gay and we were in there doing it."
"Noel also had a leaning towards books that featured colourful, funny characters such as Tin Tin, Asterix and Doctor Seuss."
"Liam would come down the road to meet me, crying and looking to see where I was because there was nobody in the house."
"As Liam’s nature dictates that he never backs away from anything, even in the face of huge odds, this was his way of psyching out the opponent and killing his own nerves."
"Tommy acted like a dad to Noel. He would often take Noel aside and say in all seriousness, ‘Now listen, son, take my advice. Don’t marry a woman, marry a man."
"Then Liam appeared and the band went into ‘Round Are Way’. But the pacing of the song was too hectic. A minute into it and Liam was shouting, ‘Slow down, slow down, it sounds like fucking Blur."
"I was a cunt,’ he says of his primary school days. ‘I was a cunt,’ he says of his secondary school."
"It was well known that Blur often frequented these premises so Liam had insisted on visiting the pub. Much to his delight, he spotted Graham straightaway and the brothers Gallagher went straight over to him. After roughly introducing themselves, they then started insulting his clothes and then his band. Then they started singing, to the tune of ‘Lazy Sunday’ by The Small Faces, ‘Blu-uur are cocknee, cocknee cunts.’ At which point the fuming guitarist complained to the landlord. The brothers were swiftly ejected and informed they were banned for life from the pub."
"On 9 August, more chaos, more headlines. Would it ever be possible for them to play a show smoothly? It didn’t look likely."
"Guigsy couldn’t help it. If only McCarroll would keep his gob shut. But he didn’t and when he didn’t he came out with lines like, how he loved that Beatles song ‘Ringo In The Sky With Diamonds’, or, check this one, Europe was an island. That killed Liam, that one. ‘I’m fucking thick,’ he shouted at the drummer, ‘I ain’t been educated but even I know that Europe isn’t a fucking island, you great big fucking dickhead."
"Then there were the others, like the record company people, who would come up and say, ‘Hi there, Loam, where’s your brother, Nile?’
"Blur walked in, Damon said, ‘Hello,’ and Liam called him a wanker."
"Liam came on wired-up to the eyes and spoiling for a fight. Behind the amps he had racked out lines of crystal meth and every now and then he would disappear for a hit."
"Noel thought about this for a few seconds. Then he said, ‘Liam, I have no idea how your brain comes up with this complete and utter shit, and nor do I want to know, but I tell ya, I have to hand it to you."
"He threw insults at Blur by telling Damon his band were full of shit, and was then kissed on the cheek by Graham, Blur’s guitarist."
"(A salient point in Liam’s case is that when he was smoking spliff he was far less inclined to furious outbursts than when he was ingesting large doses of cocaine.)"
"And who were all the boys modelling themselves on? And who were all the girls rolling over for in early-morning hotel rooms? Me, Liam. Li-Am the walrus, koo koo ka choo. That’s who."
"Noel, who promptly picked up the small cricket bat that Guigsy had bought and started viciously smashing his brother with it."
"The band plus followers returned to the hotel and partied all night in the swimming-pool, managing by five o’ dock in the morning to have an irate manager informing them that they were banned forever from his hotel. Liam had removed every emergency exit sign he came across; sixteen of them were discovered in his room."