Bats

by Fred Barnett

(Adult content) Protecting their habitat!Centuries ago, they bathed their homeland in blood.There was / is nothing good or bad about the pair’s excesses. That is what Transylvanians “do” and have always done.Time is of the essence! The tour buses are moving in!With their small family, they must reclaim their home. Two of the world’s most prolific murderers together for the first time! Prince Vlad Tepes Dracula — The mass murdering fiend with a soft spot for stranded kittens. Elizabeth “the Bloody Countess” Bathory — The mass-murdering fiend with a weakness for her 1970 Hemi Lupta Axe —The Witcha.k.a. Infinity Upton-Downs, author of hundreds of “bodice-ripping novels. Meine Runt-Pferde — My Tiny The German all-male choral group turned mercenaries — hired to help steal and bleed Transylvania.The Hell’s Angles — Yes, Angles NOT Angels! A “weekend motorcycle club” of fat middle-aged architects — transformed into Vlad and Elizabeth’s savage army.The Black Friday Shoppers The dreaded hoard of women cutthroats.PLUS more!

293 pages, Kindle Edition

First published February 1, 2015

About the author

I have three darned good books out there. All 5-stars. Pleeeeeeease check them out.

Bloody Good — (True Shark Stories),

The Kingdom of the Cats (Short stories)

and .
Bats (A full length novel) 2015

Fred was born in a log cabin until the age of six after he killed a bear bare handed or was it a bare bear handed. In 1914 he was adopted by the world-famous writer of erotica, Infinity Upton-Downes who ran a New Orleans brothel where he later learned how to play the player piano