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64 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1881




I mean, what else would you expect from a Russian classic? Smiles and joy? Pffffftttt. As if.
[...] and having completely freshened themselves up, they began to interrogate the left-handed man: Where and what he had studied, and to what point he was acquainted with arithmetic?
The left-handed man replied: "Our learning is single: we can read the Psalter and the Polusonnik, but we know no arithmetic whatever."
“He inspected all their products, and their metal foundries, and their soap and saw-mills, and all their domestic arrangements pleased him exceedingly, especially those pertaining to the maintenance of the workingman. Every laborer among them is always well fed, clothed not in rags but each in a capable every-day waistcoat, and shod with stout boots with iron caps, so that their feet might never receive any shock from anything. And they work not at haphazard but after training, and understand their business.”
“The Englishman hastened to Count Kleinmichel and made a row: "How can they treat him so? He has a human soul," says he, "even if he has only a sheepskin coat."
For this bit of reasoning they immediately chased the Englishman away,—because he had dared to mention the human soul.”

A duras penas, el soberano consiguió pillar la llave y sujetarla entre los dedos índice y pulgar. Cogió la pulga con el otro pulgar y en cuanto introdujo en ella la llave, sintió que comenzaba a mover las antenas y después a agitar las patitas, y por fin, de pronto, saltó, y de un brinco hizo una danse directa y dos probariaciones a un lado, y después al otro, y así, en tres probariaciones, bailó por todo el escenario.
Inmediatamente, el soberano ordenó que se diera a los ingleses un millón en la moneda que ellos quisieran: si lo deseaban, en monedas de plata de cinco kópeks o si no, en billetes pequeños.