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221 pages, Kindle Edition
First published February 10, 2015
“It’s not like I can go online and search for ‘bubble bath so manly it’s like a poke in the eye with a sharp prick’.”
Harkness and the other dead sentry were burned, black, fat-sour smoke and acrid yellow gas mingling in the air.
Like an anthill that had been poked by a fat kid.
The thought of a condom flickered through his brain, but it always seemed ridiculous to worry about syphilis after the world had ended -- like asking the devil to make sure he sanitized his pitchfork after stabbing the fat guy.
A fat Shamblesman, too-many mouths and not enough anything else -- bulled through the wall of Sentry swords.
“The fat warlord third to the left. Yes, the boy.”
"A gulp of whiskey chased the taste of dick and Reid off his tongue."
He still didn’t know if he was gay or mostly straight or just sorta bi in the front -- but he wanted this.
The last time he’d looked, his life had been simple. Poker games, pizza, and the occasional murder. Now he had General Kearney’s cock in his mouth. It was rough and awkward -- and he was pretty sure he was actually fairly bi.