Shallow
Barry and Amber are neighbors and close friends. Amber has pink streaks in her hair and is an artist, which I guess the author tried to make her edgy as if hair color and a hobby that doesn't pay the bills equaled personality. Barry is the cliche nerd. He's like bird watching and dressing up as a cow, and of course he's rich from programming some app about noises because what good is a male lead if he isn't filthy rich?
The whole "brother teaching him how to pick up women" didn't really happen. After a disastrous first date with Amber, which she only accepted out of pity, she wants to be just friends. Barry complained and His brother had him audition for a play because girls flocked to him when he played Danny from Grease in high school. That was the extent of the brotherly advice.
Mild spoilers: so he ends up getting the lead of the pirate king and all of the sudden Amber is all over him again. Like one page she wants to be friends, you turn the page and she is yelling that he is hers. Apparently all of the sudden, Barry is hot with lots of abs and muscles everywhere. Being that most of the novel took place practicing for a play, there were at least 10 different significant female characters and only two of them weren't attracted to Barry after he got the role. The author even used an obsessed gay guy who couldn't take the hint as comedic relief, which just came off as shallow.
Speaking of shallow, Amber was AWFUL. First she only slept with Barry when he was in character as the pirate king. She was constantly mad at him for the stupidest things. Barry bought some of her paintings for his mother and Amber didn't know it was him buying them. She got super angry and dumped him. She also let him but a years rent for an art studio for her she they were dating for like a week. He was also constantly buying her gifts. She was whiny, shallow, and kind of a gold digger.
That aside, nerdy geeky Barry became a while new person after he got the part in the play. I mentioned all the girls loving him over night and his instant good looks already, which he got from a workout DVD titled "how to get six pack abs and a two pack butt" he even admitted that he only worked out to impress her and he was constantly trying to look cool instead of just being himself. He was borderline obsessed with her. Most of the book he was apologizing for things that weren't his fault or his inner monologue was ranting about how amazing and perfect Amber is. He seemed like a sweet enough guy but he wasn't the same guy by the, end of the book. Despite Barry's obsession with her, Amber and Barry lacked any spark. Their conversations were dull and repetitive.
Barry from the beginning was the only reason this review wasn't one star. Overall, I wouldn't recommend this book. It's just too frustrating. My hatred for Amber ruined it.