INTERGALACTIC LOOPHOLE

by Rob Miller

In the year 2046, space travel is reinvented by JESTIN COSMOPOLIS and his long time cohort ALI POST. They create a stable miniature black hole by combining the world’s most advanced particle accelerator with a giant vanity mirror.Dr. Cosmopolis names the gravitational anomaly a "Loophole", since the man- made black hole doesn’t actually break the laws of physics; it just twists them like a pretzel. These Loopholes allow quick and cheap travel to anywhere in the visible Universe.The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, GENERAL DESPOT has been given a presidential mandate to secure cheap labor and new material resources to resurrect the stagnant American economy. He views this new invention as the perfect opportunity to fulfill his task. The five star U.S. army General teams up with the basic cable television industry and seizes control of the program.Under the guise of establishing intergalactic relations, Jestin and Ali are volunteered by General Despot as Ambassadors of Earth. They travel the Universe and encounter numerous life Some are friendly, most are indifferent but some are outright unpleasant. Regardless, the duo unwittingly kick-off the largest and most unconventional outsourcing project in human history.Meanwhile, the Chinese government attempts to thwart General Despot's plan of Universal outsourcing. They have the world's largest army, best equipped soldiers as well as impeccably groomed leadership. They will stop at nothing to remain the Earth’s dominant economic, military and hair styling force.

193 pages, Kindle Edition

First published December 25, 2013