What a satire. After publishing his first poetry collection ‘Hours of Idleness’, Byron was reportedly already working on a satire about contemporary poets of the time, when he came across a scathing (though not undeservedly so) critique of his collection by the Edinburgh Review. He responded with this extended satirical poem, and widened it to include reviewers and critics generally into his wonderful attack. For a young Lord and relatively new poet this is quite the statement, and trust me Byron does not hold back, even against some of the bigger names in the scene such as Wordsworth, Southey, and Coleridge. With wit, profundity and stylish humour Byron laments the loss of great early poets and accuses the popular bards of the time of everything from pilfering older works, writing for pay rather than for art, simplicity and dullness, undeserved respect, and unoriginality. To the critics, he hits them with scathing lines suggesting that while every other profession requires learned skill, critics come ready made to find flaws in the works of others, while not producing anything of worth themselves. Even more pertinent though, are the accusations of conspiracy, of poets sleeping with critics or bribing them with food, drink, and friendship in order to receive favourably critiques. To a few of the female poets, he alludes to them using their sexuality to make up for bad writing, and paints a host of other poets of both sexes as lascivious prostitutes, both of their bodies and their minds. This poem is so very quotable and outright hilarious, but it's also very very ballsy, and as only the second official release from Byron it's in keeping with the character he ended up growing as someone Lady Caroline Lamb would infamously go on to call “mad, bad, and dangerous to know”.