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The Panty Whisperer
**Warning: This short story is 5,500 words. It contains adult language and hot, steamy, balls deep sexual situations written to make your thighs quiver and your toes curl. Enjoy!**
Have you ever been pushed to the edge, and then over it? Have you ever had your toes cramp and your head shoot to the sky, trying to log every touch, every feeling in your memory, to reenact every situation later in the shower, or underneath your cool bed sheets? Have you ever had someone own your mind, penetrating every single one of your sexual fantasies, unable to shake free of them?
The thought of me will be a thirst you can't quench, an itch you just can't scratch, a drug that you cannot have. Every time your run your fingers down over your body, longing for that unattainable feeling I gave you, that warm sensation shooting into your toes, that complete surrender of all inhibition, aching for me to have you just one more time, I'll be there, inside your mind...
My name is Joel Hannover and I am the panty whisperer. Some men are good at business, some gifted at mathematics--I'm good at making women come, hard. It's a gift I've possessed my entire life. If there was a girl nobody could bed, I was the first to get there. I always get there. I work as an accounting software consultant. That's a fancy way of saying I'm a salesman. Accounting departments are full of women, dressed conservatively, presumed to live boring, mundane lives. Nothing could be further from the truth. These women are unique, sexual creatures, yearning for someone to take them to their breaking point and beyond.
Jessica Moore is one such woman, mid-thirties, bad marriage, basically raising the kids all on her own. She is sexy as hell, she just doesn't know what she's capable of. Will I give her everything she longs for? You'll just have to read to find out...
Have you ever been pushed to the edge, and then over it? Have you ever had your toes cramp and your head shoot to the sky, trying to log every touch, every feeling in your memory, to reenact every situation later in the shower, or underneath your cool bed sheets? Have you ever had someone own your mind, penetrating every single one of your sexual fantasies, unable to shake free of them?
The thought of me will be a thirst you can't quench, an itch you just can't scratch, a drug that you cannot have. Every time your run your fingers down over your body, longing for that unattainable feeling I gave you, that warm sensation shooting into your toes, that complete surrender of all inhibition, aching for me to have you just one more time, I'll be there, inside your mind...
My name is Joel Hannover and I am the panty whisperer. Some men are good at business, some gifted at mathematics--I'm good at making women come, hard. It's a gift I've possessed my entire life. If there was a girl nobody could bed, I was the first to get there. I always get there. I work as an accounting software consultant. That's a fancy way of saying I'm a salesman. Accounting departments are full of women, dressed conservatively, presumed to live boring, mundane lives. Nothing could be further from the truth. These women are unique, sexual creatures, yearning for someone to take them to their breaking point and beyond.
Jessica Moore is one such woman, mid-thirties, bad marriage, basically raising the kids all on her own. She is sexy as hell, she just doesn't know what she's capable of. Will I give her everything she longs for? You'll just have to read to find out...
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First published January 5, 2015
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Sloane Howell
47 books3,328 followersSloane Howell lives in the Midwest United States and writes hot romance stories. A former college baseball player turned author, when not reading or writing he enjoys hanging out with his family, watching sports, playing with the dogs, traveling, and engaging his readers on social media. You can almost always catch him goofing off on Facebook or Twitter and trying to convince Mrs. Howell that it is "work"
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October 22, 2015
Because it's free on Amazon and because my lovely sistah Beatrice introduced this to me, I thought I'd give this one a try since it's short and well.. the title is kinda funny and I thought the content is funny as well. It's not.
Thestory was pure smut. It could've been an okay story if the male mc was not a jerk but he was so full of himself and all he was boasting was how he can actually get women (married women especially) laid. Like it was his mission and he was born for it. No, thanks.
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August 4, 2015
FREE on Amazon US today (8/4/2015)
Part 1.
BLURB:
I want you to remember my face. I want to watch your eyes roll up in your head, your toes cramp up while curling under your feet, your thighs trembling around my face, begging for me. I want to own your mind for the rest of your life. The thought of me will be a thirst you can't quench, a drug you can't have, an itch that cannot be scratched, no matter how hard you try. Nobody will send a shock of neural ecstasy to the tips of your toes the way I will. Care to bet me?
Most people have something they're good at: math, sports, music, art. I was born with a more specific talent, pleasing women. I don't know how or why it happened, it's built into my DNA. I've always had the golden tongue, able to talk women into fulfilling their deepest, darkest fantasies. My name is Joel Hannover, but my friends call me the panty whisperer.
I work as an accounting software consultant. It sounds fancy, like I should be good with math or computers. In reality I'm a salesman. My job just happens to be perfect for my hobby. Most accounting departments are comprised of women. Women most people believe are boring or uneventful. I meet these women every day. Insecure, dressed conservatively, hiding their beautiful bodies behind layers of clothing, afraid a few pounds of baby weight may still show. Ladies who work crossword puzzles and process numbers and transactions. It's all a facade, these women are sexual creatures who want to have all of their desires met and all of their needs fulfilled. Begging for someone to explore them, to bring them out of their shell and release the sexual tension that has saturated their entire being, afraid to break free.
Meet Jessica Moore: mid-thirties, married with two kids, unhappy. Incredibly sexy! Will I open her mind and push the erogenous zones in her brain past their breaking point? You'll have to read to find out...
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April 22, 2015
~4.5 Hot Hot Hot Stars!~
Wow, this was one hot read! Joel Hannover is a panty-whisperer...enough said. I really like his character and I will be checking out the other books.
So if you want a fast paced quick, dirty, erotic story then this is one is most definitely for you.
Free on Amazon!
Wow, this was one hot read! Joel Hannover is a panty-whisperer...enough said. I really like his character and I will be checking out the other books.
So if you want a fast paced quick, dirty, erotic story then this is one is most definitely for you.
Free on Amazon!
December 5, 2015
That was a great and meticulous quickie!!!!.XD
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Basically?
A guy that goes like
and here so helpful that he's about to share his great gifts with every person of the feminine sex.
So he goes and help ( a crazy, rough help, mind you! XD) to one of his co-workers.
the end!
PS: keep in mind that this is series, so will see a lot of helping coming out of this guy.
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Basically?
A guy that goes like
and here so helpful that he's about to share his great gifts with every person of the feminine sex.
So he goes and help ( a crazy, rough help, mind you! XD) to one of his co-workers.
the end!
PS: keep in mind that this is series, so will see a lot of helping coming out of this guy.
March 13, 2017
2 -
I want you to remember every inch of me... And you will.
Stars.
Short and full of cheese, not much else to say really.
Short and full of cheese, not much else to say really.
October 21, 2015
First, the title is ridiculous. PANTY. WHISPERER. uggh. NO.
Second, there's no story. All I've read is a perverted guy lusting over a married woman on his workplace. THEN, this woman... omfg. let's say they have mutual feelings.
Lastly, it's pure SMUT and RAGING HORMONES. HAHAHA!
What have I just read.
Second, there's no story. All I've read is a perverted guy lusting over a married woman on his workplace. THEN, this woman... omfg. let's say they have mutual feelings.
Lastly, it's pure SMUT and RAGING HORMONES. HAHAHA!
What have I just read.
July 23, 2016
The title says it all.
I grabbed it when it was free and locked it away in my erotic treasure chest (kindle), knowing I might someday need it.
It gets five stars, because it was exactly what it said it was, and pulled me up after two overly emotional reads.
It's like, twenty pages long.
I grabbed it when it was free and locked it away in my erotic treasure chest (kindle), knowing I might someday need it.
It gets five stars, because it was exactly what it said it was, and pulled me up after two overly emotional reads.
It's like, twenty pages long.
October 27, 2016
4 The Panty Whisperer Stars
Hmm it’s a good short story; I want to say he is a man whore…With a heart of gold. He always makes sure the woman has fun, and he isn’t demeaning.
He just likes sex.. a lot of it and he knows what he likes and he goes after it.
It’s a great start to a series.. I can’t wait to see who brings him to his knees.. So to speak. Ha!
*You don't have to like my review but its 100% my opinion, and I am allowed to have it.*
Hmm it’s a good short story; I want to say he is a man whore…With a heart of gold. He always makes sure the woman has fun, and he isn’t demeaning.
He just likes sex.. a lot of it and he knows what he likes and he goes after it.
It’s a great start to a series.. I can’t wait to see who brings him to his knees.. So to speak. Ha!
*You don't have to like my review but its 100% my opinion, and I am allowed to have it.*
February 1, 2016
I don't care if you're a guy, girl, both, neither, or even a freaking tree.
Cheating is NOT freaking sexy.
Goodness gracias. It is NOT. Just NO. .-.
Cheating is NOT freaking sexy.
Goodness gracias. It is NOT. Just NO. .-.
October 26, 2015
3.5 stars
This 20 page erotic novella is pretty much just about sex, sex, and more sex. But holy smokes I don't think I've read such panty-melting, fan yourself, make-you-wanna-jump-someone’s-bones sex scenes since... well... ever.
Joel is a man on a mission to give women the best sexual experience of their lives. This dirty talker has game and is a serious freak in the sheets. In this story, Joel meets a wife who needs to get her groove back. If you're looking for a quick and dirty read, look no further.
Joel’s escapades continue in a collection of short stories: The Panty Whisperer: Volumes 1 - 5.
This 20 page erotic novella is pretty much just about sex, sex, and more sex. But holy smokes I don't think I've read such panty-melting, fan yourself, make-you-wanna-jump-someone’s-bones sex scenes since... well... ever.
Joel is a man on a mission to give women the best sexual experience of their lives. This dirty talker has game and is a serious freak in the sheets. In this story, Joel meets a wife who needs to get her groove back. If you're looking for a quick and dirty read, look no further.
Joel’s escapades continue in a collection of short stories: The Panty Whisperer: Volumes 1 - 5.
January 13, 2016
“Who are you?”
The Panty Whisperer.
Short and sizzling hot. Oh, the anticipation. And all I can do is:
Want more?
I want more of Joel.
January 17, 2016
Okay.. this one was funny. I'll give it that. Even a slight refreshing angle for such a brief story. But nothing really intensely erotic about it. Which was what I was hoping for.
So Mr. Joel, didn't really blow me away. #shrugs
So Mr. Joel, didn't really blow me away. #shrugs
February 15, 2015
This story is written from the point-of-view of Joel, an expert seducer of women and an expert pleasure-giver. He's an accounting software consultant and in this first of a proposed series he sets his sights on Jessica, an attractive married accountant with whom he is doing some work.
What makes this story is the convincing first-person narration which grabs you and brings you into the story. Of course Joel is smug and arrogant, but because he really is able to do what he brags about being able to do, men will want to be him and women will want to be with him.
Were it not for the fact that we are inside the head of the character this might be just another raunchy sex story. It's like having a commentary when watching a sporting match to build up the drama of the event.
The other element which gives the story appeal is that of the ordinary normally unadventurous woman who is unlocked by pleasure to release an inner self who wallows gleefully in the full messiness of sex even in a situation where she is risking everything.
It will be interesting to see how the adventures of Joel work as a series. The appeal could wear off if they are too much the same. Continuing success will depend on the creation of a varied and convincing series of women to be on the receiving end of his "panty-whispering" and also some serious challenges to this talent, lest he fall into the "Superman trap" of being so invincible that all suspense over whether or not he will succeed dissipates.
What makes this story is the convincing first-person narration which grabs you and brings you into the story. Of course Joel is smug and arrogant, but because he really is able to do what he brags about being able to do, men will want to be him and women will want to be with him.
Were it not for the fact that we are inside the head of the character this might be just another raunchy sex story. It's like having a commentary when watching a sporting match to build up the drama of the event.
The other element which gives the story appeal is that of the ordinary normally unadventurous woman who is unlocked by pleasure to release an inner self who wallows gleefully in the full messiness of sex even in a situation where she is risking everything.
It will be interesting to see how the adventures of Joel work as a series. The appeal could wear off if they are too much the same. Continuing success will depend on the creation of a varied and convincing series of women to be on the receiving end of his "panty-whispering" and also some serious challenges to this talent, lest he fall into the "Superman trap" of being so invincible that all suspense over whether or not he will succeed dissipates.
April 2, 2015
Joel Joel Joel Joel. Ahhhhh. This is a VERY hot and steamy fast pace short story told from the point of Joel. Which for me is refreshing because most erotics are from the point of view of the women. Joel is a master of giving any women just what she needs. I will definitely be keeping an eye out for more Joel!!
September 9, 2015
This short book was off the charts HOT and, quite literally, only took about 30 minutes to read. So, if you need a quick panty melting fix, this is the book for you! I will definitely be reading the others in the series!
January 19, 2018
although this is very short it packs enough erotic action into the story that you want more. I believe we meet the Panty Whisperer again in a 1-5 series.
January 9, 2016
Short and Sweet! Hot! Very nice. I enjoyed it :-)
May 19, 2016
HOLY HELL!!! That was hot!!! Whew. I need a minute! If you're looking for a quickie that hits you in the G spot this is it!
July 25, 2016
HOLY SHIT.
Come whispering to my panties anytime. LOL
Oh wait they fell down on their own accord.
Come whispering to my panties anytime. LOL
Oh wait they fell down on their own accord.
December 30, 2017
So hot it will make you sweat
A very hot novella. This is a straight to the Sexy kind of read. If you are looking for more story then sex this isn’t the story for you. But if you want a short really hot read you will like this.
A very hot novella. This is a straight to the Sexy kind of read. If you are looking for more story then sex this isn’t the story for you. But if you want a short really hot read you will like this.
December 25, 2017
Meh
Not all that
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Not all that
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October 15, 2015
3.5 stars
“Who are you?”
The panty whisperer.
Whoa! Well that was a short story that packed quite a steamy punch! At just over 20 pages this is a very fast paced story that was pretty much just sex but I thought the concept was really good and I found myself snickering over Joel’s extreme confidence and his words of wisdom. I liked how the prologue pretty much set the stage for what Joel is all about, basically changing women’s lives by screwing them into oblivion, and then the rest of the story chronicled one of his conquests. It was definitely a little over the top, but I think it works in this setting, the more unbelievable the better in this case. I thought the writing itself was good and I am definitely intrigued to see if Joel will ever meet his match. As much as I love a good romance (and I suspect the future volumes will introduce one for him) I wouldn’t be opposed to just reading ‘The Panty Whisperer Diaries’ following Joel’s escapades as he shares his ‘talents’ with the unsuspecting female population! But whichever way it goes, I think it’ll be a fun and hot adventure!
“Who are you?”
The panty whisperer.
Whoa! Well that was a short story that packed quite a steamy punch! At just over 20 pages this is a very fast paced story that was pretty much just sex but I thought the concept was really good and I found myself snickering over Joel’s extreme confidence and his words of wisdom. I liked how the prologue pretty much set the stage for what Joel is all about, basically changing women’s lives by screwing them into oblivion, and then the rest of the story chronicled one of his conquests. It was definitely a little over the top, but I think it works in this setting, the more unbelievable the better in this case. I thought the writing itself was good and I am definitely intrigued to see if Joel will ever meet his match. As much as I love a good romance (and I suspect the future volumes will introduce one for him) I wouldn’t be opposed to just reading ‘The Panty Whisperer Diaries’ following Joel’s escapades as he shares his ‘talents’ with the unsuspecting female population! But whichever way it goes, I think it’ll be a fun and hot adventure!
February 8, 2016
"The Panty Whisperer" by Sloane Howell
Novella, Book 1 - Panty Whisperer Series
genre/kerwords: ADULT fiction, EROTICA, sex, extramarital affair.
Read 2016 - ebook FREE via amazon.com (kindle)-- http://www.amazon.com/Panty-Whisperer...
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5 "saa-moookin-hot" stars!
Brief Remarks:
Yup...it was a filthy, dirty, smutty, RIDICULOUSLY HAWTTTT short read!
Heck, with a title like that, I didn't expect a complicated story nor did I want one! It just was not needed. This is just a fun, steamy read - take it for what it literally claims to be on page one before beginning the story even begins.
It's just sex.
Ya know, I'm glad we live in a world where creative people are able to express themselves in whatever manner they choose to (mostly)...I say go for it, Sloane Howell! Write whatever floats your boat!
ENJOY!
Lisa (FULL REVIEW: NurseLisainOhio.tumblr.com + PRNBookReviews.WordPress.com)
Novella, Book 1 - Panty Whisperer Series
genre/kerwords: ADULT fiction, EROTICA, sex, extramarital affair.
Read 2016 - ebook FREE via amazon.com (kindle)-- http://www.amazon.com/Panty-Whisperer...
www.facebook.com/SloaneHowell
5 "saa-moookin-hot" stars!
Brief Remarks:
Yup...it was a filthy, dirty, smutty, RIDICULOUSLY HAWTTTT short read!
Heck, with a title like that, I didn't expect a complicated story nor did I want one! It just was not needed. This is just a fun, steamy read - take it for what it literally claims to be on page one before beginning the story even begins.
It's just sex.
Ya know, I'm glad we live in a world where creative people are able to express themselves in whatever manner they choose to (mostly)...I say go for it, Sloane Howell! Write whatever floats your boat!
ENJOY!
Lisa (FULL REVIEW: NurseLisainOhio.tumblr.com + PRNBookReviews.WordPress.com)
February 29, 2016
Okay - first of all, where the hell have I been that I hadn't heard of Sloane Howell until just this past week? Apparently I've had my head up my ass because holy fucking dirty words! I grabbed this book because it was free. It clearly states it's a short story and by the blurb, you know it's dirty. UMMMMM REALLY FUCKING DIRTY.
Sometimes I just want to grab something to read that is filthy, that I don't have to think to hard about, that transports me to a different world where people are fucking like porn stars in public. This book hit all of those marks! So I'm giving it 5 stars because it is what it is. Filth. Fun. A good time. And it kept me entertained from start to finish. If you're looking for a good time, give the panty whisperer a call!
Sometimes I just want to grab something to read that is filthy, that I don't have to think to hard about, that transports me to a different world where people are fucking like porn stars in public. This book hit all of those marks! So I'm giving it 5 stars because it is what it is. Filth. Fun. A good time. And it kept me entertained from start to finish. If you're looking for a good time, give the panty whisperer a call!
July 28, 2015
Sooooo.
Got this as a freebie from a Twitter recommendation.
The sex was hot; well written too: however, it read like the screenplay for a porno short, in typical male-fantasy style. So I'm a male.!! I should enjoy, right.?? Weeeeeelllllll..........
No real story; I know you can't get much character development or depth in 22 pages, still. Maybe I just expect something a bit more from my reading. YK.
Anyway. I was gonna give it 3***. But as I write this, I'm thinking I'm being a little harsh, soooooo.
Updating to 4****.
Got this as a freebie from a Twitter recommendation.
The sex was hot; well written too: however, it read like the screenplay for a porno short, in typical male-fantasy style. So I'm a male.!! I should enjoy, right.?? Weeeeeelllllll..........
No real story; I know you can't get much character development or depth in 22 pages, still. Maybe I just expect something a bit more from my reading. YK.
Anyway. I was gonna give it 3***. But as I write this, I'm thinking I'm being a little harsh, soooooo.
Updating to 4****.
May 31, 2016
this wasn't a bad short, the story isn't important here so much, yes it is needed to explain but the whole idea with this book is the seduction and the sex which is hot and really different which i assume is because it was written by a “dude”.i haven't read anything by Sloane but i will read the rest of the series. as i previously said this is a short, took me thirty maybe forty minutes to read which made it fun to read.
February 14, 2015
All I can say is WOW. This Short Erotic story is crazy awesome. I loved every second of it and it was written perfectly. The Intro got me and I was sold. I have to say Sloane Howell please never stop writing, short or long stories I want them all. While reading this book, I promise you that Joel was talking about me ;) and where can I find him!! Very good read!! (and his car....hold me please)
November 6, 2015
It was my First time Reading a book by Sloane Howell.
The book wasn't verry long it was more like an introduction, but WHAT an Intro!!!
WHAT i liked most about the book is that you start right away at having your panties rocked and you only let go your breath when it ends.
Great little short story, Sloan you Just made a new fan.
The book wasn't verry long it was more like an introduction, but WHAT an Intro!!!
WHAT i liked most about the book is that you start right away at having your panties rocked and you only let go your breath when it ends.
Great little short story, Sloan you Just made a new fan.
October 17, 2015
First of all, the title is flustering. Then, the intro put me in a super-fluster. So, I was in a state before I even turned the first page. When does that ever happen? Needless to say, I was all in from the git-go. Joel Hannover, besides being the King of O., really observes women and what makes them tick as individuals. I thought that was SO sexy. This is a fun, steamy, quick read.
May 4, 2015
Wow this hot little number surprised the hell out of me. Warning do not read in public unless you want to be caught rubbing your thighs together hehe.
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