PLEASE, PLEASE, PUUUULLLEEEAAASEE for the love of all things holy, let this be the last one. I truly believe that I might be the biggest Stephanie Plum/Janet Evanovich fan in all of the world. I have read and re-read the entire, Stephanie Plum series fourteen times. Let that sink in a bit... That's the same as reading 294 books. Not only did I read them and then read them again, but I was also like a salesman recommending them to others and supplying them with the books. I did this so frequently that I acquired two complete sets of the series, in both paperback and hardcover, that I would lend out to new recruits. It was fun having so many friends to discuss the books with and to decide which of my friends had good taste and who didn't, this of course revealed itself to us as soon as the picked their team.... Team Morreli or Team Ranger. I was always head over heals in love with this series and I always felt so empty after reading a new release knowing that I'd have to wait an entire year to be part of the craziness of her family/friends, her love/lust life, her calamity of a job, the always intriguing mysterious messes that she continues to find herself in.... I was so enthralled with this series that I sat outside of the stores waiting for them to open on the dates that they were released because I just couldn't wait until a normal time of day to go back and get one. One year I bought the book at midnight, returned to my car and sat in the parking lot reading for the next three hours until my husband called to see if I was okay and I felt bad and I went home. But that's when the books were still really really really good. They were the "I can't put this book down because it's just so good that......I might just have to miss that job interview, coffee date, I don't need to sleep tonight, how many kids do I have, type of page turners. Around book fifteen is when I started to fall out of love because it started feeling like it was the same old book over and over again with a few character name changes and different dead people. Janet Evanovich is a talented writer and I'd love to see her do something TOTALLY different. All of her series are the same books with different names but the EXACT same formula that is so predictable that you can interchange characters from other books and no one would even notice that Jami was driving Big Blue because she had wrecked her car while she was on her way to pickup Diesel from Pino's.
I want it to be the last so she can go on and write another addictive series that I'm unable to put down but I seriously would LOVE for her to do something COMPLETELY different. To answer the question that I'm sure you're asking yourself and I ask myself every year, "Why do you keep reading this series of books if you think that they are boring predictable cut and paste repeats of her previous books in the series?" The answer is simple, "What if I miss something and what if this book is written like Stephanie Plum novels use to be and it is full of excitement, drama, suspense, love, intrigue, romance, and what if it's the final one in which we learn that Grandma Mazur is driving home from Morreli and Stephanie's wedding with that weasel, Uncle Vinny and Gma Bella, when they are run off the road by, a rat fink drug Lord. He had mistakenly thought that Stephanie was driving Old Blue, since he had blown up the rust bucket of a car that she had been driving, assuming that Stephanie would be carrying the purse (his girlfriend's purse) that Stephanie has accidentally acquired after Lulu picked up the wrong bag at the funeral home while attending Joyce Barnhart's visitation. Unbeknownst to Stephanie, she was now carrying a purse with eight million dollars in diamonds and sapphires sewn into the lining and he wanted it back. At the hospital Gma Mazur was happy to be alive, she wasn't wasting anymore time and she announced to anyone and everyone that would listen, "I'm marrying that guy over there, the side of the road guy, and we're moving to Hawaii!" That guy happens to be Tank's Dad and per usual, Ranger had LoJacked the car so when it was hit, Tank, who was having dinner with his dad, went to the crash site and his dad happened to be the one who had rescued Gma from the crash. Stephanie's Mom will most likely move to Hawaii with Gma since her, giddy with excitement Husband, had a heart attack b/c he was so happy to be free of his MIL that he jumped for joy right up to heaven? He won't be alone there since Vinnie and Gma Bella both died in the crash. Since Ranger moved to Ireland to protect his daughter while she is doing a few years of her studying abroad, he has turned over the management of his security firm to Tank and his wife Lula. They'll need all that extra space that the building provides to chase after the triplets that she's carrying. With Vinnie gone Connie and Stephanie will sell the bonds office and start a new business that is both a regular daycare for kids and a doggy daycare. Val and Albert are back in the area now, they'll move into the family home that's now ready to be filled with kids again which is good because they've been blessed with five more kids. Since Val manages his wildly successful law office, they'll be Stephanie and Connie's best new client filling up half of the open daycare spots. They only have one question, do their three pet sloths qualify for the doggie daycare side? This will be good for Stephanie to be able to watch Bob and all of her and Morreli's kids.
See!!!! If I don't read every book, I could have missed that ending and I would've never forgiven myself had I missed that ending.