Clusterfuk

by Merrill David

The term ‘cluster’ is often used when spiders are touching or in close proximity to each other. Meanwhile, when humans are ‘close and touching each other,’ one thing can certainly lead to another.

Virgil Pentegrass, along with his other horny co-workers such as conjoined twin sisters Mona and Gabby, are trapped in their local Super Store, which has been overrun by killer Brazilian Wandering Spiders. The arachnids are known for their venomous bites which can cause painful long-lasting erections and / or death. Destiny led several customers; a cloistered nun named Christina and a blind guy with a mini horse service animal named ‘Pokey,’ to the same predicament as well.

With their space severely restricted and contaminated by the deadly spiders, tempers soon flare and pressure mounts. The quarantined humans are about to erupt in more ways than one. When some opportunistic fun seekers orchestrate a hot tub party to take minds off their situation, the plan comes to fruition. The get-together flowers into a frivolous sexual soiree. But before long the fun is overshadowed by mayhem and even murder. And with the gaze of a thousand watchful eyes glued to the humans’ every move, the entire scene has turned to, you guessed it;

A CLUSTERFUK!

WARNING; this splattery horror/ murder mystery contains repulsive, graphic sexual situations, as well as disgusting and disturbing violence that many readers could find offensive

140 pages, Kindle Edition

Published July 15, 2026

About the author

Merrill David is a brain tumor survivor who now resides in East Texas with his wife and their Chiweenie dog Vinny. Merrill's list of works includes his Wicked Awake zombie novel series, a splatterpunk sci-fi novel called Fester, a paranormal amusement park novel called Season Pass, a horror / mafia crime novella called Lasagna, two collections of my own disgusting stories called Appendage and Every THING You Love, extreme horror anthologies Head Blown and Head Blown Too, and a Western Horror anthology called Tumble Bleed.

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Reviews

[Shaina Renae · Rating 5 out of 5]

Merrill is at it again with another sick, sexy, twisted tale of scary spiders, sexy nuns and a fantastic guide animal. I laughed. I cringed. I gagged a time or two. It was a great ride!

[Wicked Habit · Rating 4 out of 5]

A very diverse group of people are under quarantine at the local Skippermart after a shipping container has brought in a horde of Brazilian Wanderers (very deadly arachnids) in. If they don’t kill you from their venomous bite you are left with an outrageous erection.
Now people are dying by more than the spiders and Virgil (our MC) wants to find out how this shipping container even got to Rhode Island in the first place and why the police have not come to help those that have been on lockdown…that is after he gets a little frisky with the conjoined twins he works with. If anything good came out of being bit and not dying it’s the massive hard-on he’s had that looks to be bigger than he was packing prior. What could go wrong?

Murder, orgies, spiders, oh my!
If arachnophobia, American pie, and dawn of the dead had a baby… it’s this book. Hilarious, outrageous, just an overall fun time to read. This story will make your skin crawl and burrow in your brain (possibly laying eggs and hatching into spiders). Just when you can’t imagine it getting any wilder….it does.

[Amy Rowles · Rating 5 out of 5]

Well, Merrill does it again. This one makes you laugh, cry, cringe and get the heebie jeebies all in one book. We have a lot of colorful characters here. I think that there’s at least one character we can all relate to. I won’t lie, I had a hard time reading because I’m not a fan of spiders, especially those big banana spiders. I think this book is well written and if you love Merrill’s books, this one won’t disappoint. I try not to give spoilers but this one get your gag reflex under control before you start this book. Bravo Merrill. You are still my favorite author!!!!

[Lynne · Rating 5 out of 5]

Even though the cover made me say “Oh hell, no” I still read it. As much as I hate spiders and they creep me out it was worth it. Beyond the filth and gore there’s a great backstory and i enjoyed reading the origin on how it all came to be. Very entertaining!