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496 pages, Kindle Edition
First published December 1, 2015
”Alexander the Great was not a god. He was only a man who had climbed too high and would soon discover how far he had to fall.”Ah, Alexander; one of the greatest rulers that ever lived. But surprisingly, this book pays tribute to the more human side of him, and how maybe (just maybe), he wasn't that great after all. There's no denying his intelligence and military brilliance (they wouldn't be teaching his tatics in the present day if they weren't effective), but he all too often succumbed to the demons of drink, women, and reckless behavior. I mean, we're talking about a dude who, after a servant dumbly volunteers to set himself on fire for him, actually sets the poor kid on fire. His mercurial temper and ability to care too deeply for those around him were more his downfall than the fever that actually took him, which is probably why his empire collapsed. Thankfully, he's given plenty of page time to let us know that, and getting to read about this version all-too human version of Alexander was a real treat.
”Aristotle had once described our friendship as one soul abiding In two bodies, and he was right, for Alexander’s life was as vital to me as my own.”First of all, I would just like to acknowledge the fact that for the first fucking time, someone has acknowledged the fact that Alex and Hephaestion were bisexual. HALLAFUCKINGLUJAH. It's a historical fact, for one thing. Not to mention that it makes sense when studying Alexander's character. Hephaestion is the yin to Alexander's yang. More imposing in size but not as great as his beloved, I actually found myself rooting more for Hephaestion than Alexander. His acerbic personality and dry wit allowed for moments of humor in the brutal, bloody world that was ancient Greece. And his banter with a certain Persian princess was priceless. Speaking of which...
"'You're nothing more than Alexander's man-whore.'I'm not gonna lie; when this book first started, Drypetis was my least favorite character. Incapable of saying anything nice to pretty much anyone, she was rash in her thinking and even sharper with her tongue. I wanted nothing more for her to just shut up; both because she was annoying and my internal fear that her big mouth would get her killed. But surprisingly, she grew on me, especially because this book features pretty much the best love/hate relationship I've read about in a while; Drypetis and Hephaestion. Yeah, yeah, I know, he had Alexander, but there's no denying one simple fact; the hate-sex these two have is, in her own words, 'earth-shaking'.
'Well, you just slept with him, so what does that make you?'"
”My beauty was like ambrosia, so sweet a nectar that not even a eunuch could avoid its heady allure.”One thing I want to laud the author on in this book is her ability to make me shift allegiances with characters. Because in the beginning, I actually liked Roxana. Horribly abused as a child by her father, she's dealt pretty much every bad blow a kid could go through. I wanted nothing more than for her to be happy. But gaining power is a funny thing, because once she had her eye on the prize of becoming Alexander's bride, and won that prize, she became a full-fledged raging bitch. And it was so delicious to read about. She literally goes to no lengths to protect herself and ensure her rightful place. Cersai Lannister looks like a saint compared to the she-devil that is Roxana. She's a character you'll love to hate.
”He called himself Alexander the Great and claimed that he conquered the world. But he would have been lucky to conquer a stinking midden heap populated by swarms of biting flies had it not been for our cunning and daring.”I'm putting Thessalonike (or Nike) at the bottom of the list because she was the least fleshed out character in the entire book. Alexander's half-sister, she's royally miffed that she was left behind when Alexander left to conquer the world. However, once she leaves, she's not given much to do. Her role in the book pretty much consists of the first 15 minutes or so of Wonder Woman. You see, her sister in law is an Amazon warrior, and she trains under her so she can learn to fight (see? totally Wonder Woman). And... that's it, really. I would say I liked her, but I felt that I didn't really get to know her from the little I read about her.