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Not as good as book #5, BEAST BEHAVING BADLY, but still funny and good.
My favorite couple, Bo and Blayne, were present.
Antonella 'Toni' Jean-Louis Parker is the eldest of 11 children born to jackel shifter parents Jackie, world renowned violinist and Paul, average guy. All of Toni's siblings are geniuses, but she's not. Her talent is being able to wrangle them and schedule their lives, which she doesn't realize is a talent until, while in New York with a few of her siblings, she stops a fight between Bo Novikov and Reece Lee Reed. Two of of the Hockey players for the Carnivores. She so effortlessly handles them she's offered a six figure job, apartment and driver from her family-friend-turned-cousin Ric Van Holt.
Toni meets wolf sifter Ricky Lee Reed, who is the middle brother of the Reed Brothers and works in private security with them. Ricky is immediately attracted to Toni. He loves her wild curly hair. While trying to get to know her, he meets her strange and eccentric family, who have decided to move across the street from the Smith Pack. Jesse's adopted son, Johnny, is a violin prodigy and Jackie is determined to find a way to work with him.
While endearing themselves to the Smith Pack, Bo Novikov and the Reeds, it is discovered that one of them is in danger. Government types are after 7-year-old genius Freddy, who has a penitent for stealing and burying things of people he likes. He's stolen one of Miki's, fellow scientist, books and sociopath sister Delilah wants to sell it to the highest bidder in order to make money and extricate herself from her family. She doesn't care who it hurts.
Okay... Siblings:
Kyle - 11 year old genius artis/sculpter. Works with marble mostly. Is so cocky and funny, it's not even funny. Toni believes he's the one who needs to be reigned in and handled the most. Says exactly what's on his mind and has particular talent in reducing many men to tears due to showing them how inferior they are. Kyle feels he's so superior to everyone to the point of being downright rude. Only Toni seems to be able to control him.
Oriana - 15 year old ballet prodigy. She doesn't worry about friends or boyfriends. Her singular goal is all she things about and that is being a world premier ballerina. She argues with Kyle and Troy the most.
Cherise - 20 year old agoraphobic, who is a world renowned cellist. She meek and mild, but determined to help with her siblings so her sister Toni can begin to have her own life.
Cooper 'The Coop' - 22 year old world renowned pianist. He makes the classical piano seem cool. He's young and attractive and like a rock star god. He comes home and puts his tour on hold to help Toni get a life. He realizes everything she's done when he can't handle any of the children.
Troy - 9 year old math genius. He is also a bit of a narcissist like Kyle and Oriana. They don't care what the other needs to do to practice or focus on their craft, as long as it doesn't interfere with what they want to do.
Freddy - 7 year old science genus. Loves it when his idles Irene Van Holt and her friend Mikki reduce his professors to tears by showing how much smarter they are than the professor. Freddy is the only one of the younger geniuses who has a heart and soul. He loves his sister Toni and wants her to be happy. He also is gullible and believes everything Delilah tells him until it's too late.
Dennis - 5 year old prodigy painter. could replicate anything to the point of it looking like a photo.
Twins Zoe & Zia - 3 year old toddlers who picked up languages and could speak with authentic accents to the point that people would ask where they were adopted from.
Delilah - 18 year old artist. Delilah wasn't just an artist, she was smart in science and math as well. She is also a sociopath. She has no emotional connection to anything or anyone. She will put her own family in danger in order to get enough money to be away from them and do anything she wants. She just has no intention of working for it. She will lie, cheat and steal to get what she wants. Toni sees this in her and keeps her under control to an extent, but the other family members give her a wide berth.
Olivia 'Livy' Kowalski, Honey Badger shifter and Toni's best friend. She's also a genius photographer, honorary member of the family and basically the 11th sibling that Toni takes care of. Livy has a bad habit of squatting in other people's homes instead of owning or renting a place to live. It's more exciting to her. Toni hires her as the Hockey teams staff photographer and gets her the same postion with other teams in order to give her some semblance of normalcy and steadiness.
When Livy stays with the Jean-Louis Parker family, she likes to think she's still squatting. Though they give her keys to wherever their staying, she still sneaks into the house through a window and sleeps under beds and sneaks around. They love her and get her and don't mind her eccentricities.
Livy knows what Delilah is and will do whatever she has to to back up Tony and the Jean-Louis Parker family, even if that means killing Delilah. When Delilah thinks she's gotten away with threatening Oriana, Livy makes it clear she won't stand for it and will kill her if it comes to that, and makes sure she knows that Toni won't mind if it comes to that.
One thing I don't understand about the story is why Livy and Toni are so mean to Blayne. Since she's one of my favorite characters, their dismissal of her to the point of Toni calling her any other name but her real name, bothers me. Toni seems so caring and sweet and this is one of her only mean traits and there's no real explanation for it.
I love everything that comes out of Kyle's mouth. He's thoroughly hysterical when talking to what he consider's the 'common man.' When Troy throws that out when Ricky is trying to explain to them that they need to let their sister get her own life, I fell out laughing when he says
"The common man has spoken."
I love how light and breezy Ricky is. He lets nothing get to him, not even his conniving ex-girlfriend. He's more focused on Toni and doesn't care what she's up to.
Two of my favorite visuals from the book is with Livy takes out the Lion shifter Hockey player and then when she took down Laura Jean, Ricky's ex-girlfriend. Brilliant.
I love how cold Irene is. She's like, let the family get over Delilah for a couple years then take her out. I agree. She can't be left to out there and potentially take advantage of one of the kids again.
I also wonder if Vic Barinov and Livy will be a couple in the next book. Their connection at the end makes me think that.
Some of the things that were problematic for me is that there were so many characters and story lines going on. Yes they interwove ended up being connected, but with few breaks in the structure of the book, you could easily get lost as to what was happening and where you were in the story. Example was when Cella goes into the church to talk to John the all of a sudden they are at the farmhouse where Freddy is being kept. What does the guy at the church have to do with anything? And does he have something to do with Whithal, who they've been looking for and what happened to that part of the storyline? It just seemed to end with no resolution. Although it was very funny, just not as funny as book #5 as I started before. These are the only reasons I havent' given it a bigger rating, but I would still recommend and I'm sure I will buy the other books in oder to read the rest of the story and characters.
I almost wish these books were paranormal and/or were able to be adapted into a television show. Thats what I do for a living and I just can't see this happening but I could be wrong. I would definitely watch something like this on tv.
Re-read 3/7/14