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BEA

Dye my hair, get a tattoo, visit the Admont Abbey Library, and move to the countryside to open a book themed café.

These were all on my bucket list, or my “F*ck-It List,” as my bestie decided to call it. What wasn’t on my list; August Zelig, my sexy new neighbour.

When I drunkenly wrote my list, I absolutely did not plan on following through with all the sexy items my best friend added on my behalf. But when my hot new neighbour offers to help me cross some off, who am I to say no?

Moving has been scary, and hasn’t exactly gone to plan. But I’ve got my books, I’ve got my cat, and now, I think I have August too.

AUGUST

Port Doone runs on gossip and tourism, and I try to avoid both.

It’s not Bea’s fault she bought the shop across the road when I wanted it, but it doesn’t mean I have to be happy about it.

I wanted to hate her, but she’s too damned beautiful and sweet to resist. Especially in those skimpy little pyjamas and fluffy socks—my new weakness.

I don’t want to go down this road again, but Bea has some interesting items on that list of hers I’m dying to help her cross off. I can only hope ghosts from the past don’t come back to haunt me.


TROPES:
- Small town
- Grumpy X Sunshine
- Neighbours
- Found Family
- Bookish FMC
- Handyman MMC
- Anxiety Rep

Please note that The F*ck-It List is a spicy contemporary romance with adult content and adult themes and therefore, is not suitable for readers under the age of eighteen.

333 pages, Kindle Edition

Published July 31, 2026

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Profile Image for Jodie Saunders.
42 reviews1 follower
July 3, 2026
ARC REVIEW -
This is my first ever written review I normally only star rate books… 🫣
I have three words… emotional support peen 😂 IYKYK!
I love that the FMC Bea has anxiety and panic attacks as someone who suffers from them myself it was so well written and completely relatable.
I thoroughly enjoyed this book and the slow progression between the MMC and the FMC was chefs kiss 💋 there was a good amount of spice ( I could always use more 🫣😜)
Looking forward to seeing how the other characters develop should there be more in the series!
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1,284 reviews21 followers
July 29, 2026
Wow this book was amazing and I loved the short chapters!!

This is part of series called The Reading Nook Cafe!!

I enjoyed The Fck-It List* from start to finish. This was a heartwarming, spicy small-town romance that perfectly balanced humour, emotional depth, and swoon-worthy chemistry.

Bea was such a relatable heroine. After deciding it’s finally time to start living instead of simply existing, she sets out to complete her outrageous bucket list—with a little encouragement (and interference) from her best friend. Watching her step outside her comfort zone was inspiring, funny, and at times incredibly emotional.

August was the perfect grumpy hero. Beneath his rough exterior was a caring, dependable handyman who completely stole my heart. The chemistry between Bea and August was undeniable from the moment they met, and their neighbour-to-lovers romance developed at just the right pace.

I loved the charming small-town setting, the found family vibes, and, as a fellow book lover, the bookish references scattered throughout the story. The anxiety representation felt authentic, adding another layer of depth to Bea’s journey.

If you love grumpy x sunshine, neighbours-to-lovers, bookish heroines, protective heroes, and plenty of spice wrapped up in a cosy small-town romance, The Fck-It List* is definitely worth adding to your TBR.
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89 reviews
July 22, 2026
Such a good little romance. I’ve fallen in love with the characters and I already can’t wait for the next book in this series and (hopefully) get to hear more on Eli, Cas and Jonie. Grumpy x sunshine, slow burn and the spice was spicing once it got to it. I love a book set in a little village where everyone knows everyone’s business and the classic funny nosey old lady with no filter… (Ruth I’m looking at you). I’ve read the author’s partridge on a pear street series and was sad they were quite short so I loved getting a longer rom-com from her.

Thank you very much to Hannah for letting me get an ARC of this funny, feet kicking book! Now hurry up and write the next one 😆
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111 reviews9 followers
September 7, 2026
This was a quick and easy read for me, and I had fun reading it. I read the whole thing in one sitting because once I started, I just did not want to put it down, I think i finished it in about 7 hours 🫢🤣👀

This is my first H. R. Lloyd book and I was definitely not disappointed. The plot flowed really nicely, the romance was adorable, and it was exactly the kind of low-stress read I needed. No huge trauma, no unnecessary angst, just pure cosy small-town romance vibes. The perfect book for rotting on the sofa and binge-reading for several hours straight.

Grumpy x sunshine? Yes. Slow burn? Yes. And once the spice started spicing… 🌶️👀

I absolutely LOVE a romance set in a tiny village where everybody knows everybody’s business, especially when there’s a hilariously nosy older woman with absolutely no filter. Ruth, I’m looking directly at you 👀🤣

I loved the other side characters too. Cas, Joanie, Eli, Connor… I’m already far too invested in all of them. I always love those found family vibes and you definitely get some of that in this book. I also really appreciated the different representation throughout the book.
I enoyed the way the author poked fun at the miscommunication trope too. Instead of dragging out unnecessary drama for half the book, the characters actually acknowledge what’s happening and choose to communicate like adults. It made me laugh because it felt like the author was sharing an inside joke with romance readers and I doubly appreciated it cos I am massively against the miscommunication trope personally.

I do have one small complaint. While I was glad the Meghan situation didn’t turn into a huge, drawn-out angst fest, I felt like we waited quite a long time to properly understand August’s backstory, and then when we finally got there, it was wrapped up pretty quickly. I would have loved a little more depth and conversation around some of it. I also would of liked some resolution on who actually trashed the cafe and books.

I’m also really hoping we get to see August achieve more of his own dreams as the series continues. I loved watching Bea work towards what she wanted, but I want that same energy for him too. Give that man his dreams!!

Overall, this was cosy, funny, romantic, spicy in all the right places, and just ridiculously cute.
Excuse me while I go searching for an emotional support peen (IYKYK)
Now give me the rest of the series immediately, please and thank you.
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100 reviews8 followers
August 6, 2026
The Fck It List* by H.R. Lloyd was exactly the kind of romance I needed. It's a fun, spicy contemporary romance with a grumpy/sunshine dynamic, found family, small-town charm, and two main characters in their 30s that felt refreshingly real.

From the beginning, I adored Bea. I love her outward personality but also her anxiety side and showing its ok it does not need to take over you. She's been through so much, but instead of giving up, she decides to follow her dreams and create her own "f*ck it list." Watching her choose herself and take control of her life was inspiring. And honestly? Everyone needs a friend like Cas. They brought so much warmth, humor, and unwavering support to the story, and I absolutely loved their personality.

August didn't make the best first impression. Some of the things he said to Bea while she was heartbroken were hard to overlook, but I appreciated that he owned his mistakes instead of making excuses. Watching him slowly earn Bea's trust and step outside of his comfort zone—doing things he normally never would because of how much he cared for her—made their romance feel genuine.

I loved seeing their relationship grow naturally. The chemistry, the banter, and all the little moments between them had me smiling throughout the book. Even the quirky details (yes... the watermelon-flavored condom wrappers!) added to the fun.

The found family and small-town atmosphere made this story even more special, and by the end I truly felt like this town had become Bea's forever home. August and Bea are such infectious, lovable characters, and I found myself completely invested in their journey. Honestly ,will not look at Pringles the same again!

This was my first H.R. Lloyd book, but it definitely won't be my last. I'm more than ready to dive deeper into H.R. Lloyd's books. If you're looking for a heartfelt, funny, spicy romance with wonderful character growth, unforgettable found family, and a cast you'll wish you knew in real life, The Fck It List* is one I'd definitely recommend.

I thank H.R. Lloyd for allowing me to read The F*ck It List. This is my honest opinion l.
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5 reviews
August 1, 2026
I absolutely adored The Fckit List*! This was one of those books that had me smiling from start to finish and completely invested in the characters’ journey.

Both Bea and August’s best friends were everything you could want: loyal, funny, and full of the kind of banter that feels completely genuine. The family dynamics added so much warmth and heart, making the characters feel like real people rather than just names on a page.

I’m also a sucker for a small town romance and HR Lloyd absolutely nailed it. The chemistry between the main characters was believable, and impossible not to root for.

And can we talk about the pets? The cat and dog completely stole my heart! They weren’t just background characters. They added so much charm, humour, and cosy comfort to the story that I found myself looking forward to every scene they appeared in.

HR Lloyd’s writing is warm, witty, and incredibly easy to get lost in. I laughed, I smiled, and I finished the book with that bittersweet feeling of not wanting to say goodbye to the characters.

If you’re looking for a feel-good romance with wonderful friendships, supportive family, adorable furry companions, and a love story that will leave you grinning, The Fckit List* is an absolute must-read. I can’t recommend it enough. An easy five stars!
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132 reviews1 follower
August 5, 2026
𝒯𝒽ℯ ℱ*𝒸𝓀 ℐ𝓉 ℒ𝒾𝓈𝓉 ℛℯ𝓁ℯ𝒶𝓈ℯ 𝒟𝒶𝓎 ℛℯ𝓋𝒾ℯ𝓌

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/5
-the reading nook cafe book one (of a million hopefully)

🩷grumpy x sunshine
📖hot smut 🌶️
🩷small town
📖found family
🩷emotional support peen

She’s done it again!
There will never be a time that Hannah brings out a new book and the second that arc email hits my inbox doesn’t have me kicking my feet in excitement!

I’ve been waiting and waiting oh so desperate for this book and boy oh boy was it worth the wait! You’ve done it again you absolutely beautiful human!!!

Bea and August are my favourite!! This story is 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶🩷 August is so attentive so understanding. And even when life begins ‘lifing’ their connection remains. It’s beautiful so god damn beautiful and I NEED more! What a stunning small town romance🩷 who doesn’t love an independent woman who knows her worth who becomes so loved so perfectly🩷

Each side character is so unique and so easy to love too, this series is going to be amazing and I know it 😍

The spice is perfect hot hot hot!! But honestly by god is their story so perfect so so perfect! Am I repeating myself a lot? I don’t care because it’s TRUE and I need all you reading this to know it!

If you’re looking for hot? You’re looking for dirty? If you’re looking for a man who cares? A doting man who builds her a fucking library! - honey buy this book 🤭
Profile Image for Michele.
314 reviews
July 31, 2026
With a title like this, and spice, I had to read it. If you love a good grump/sunshine, this one is for you. Bea is about to be proposed to, and she panics. Realizing her life is no where near where she wants it to be, she makes a list. (Her friend Cas adds to it when she isn’t looking!) To start crossing things off, she buys a little store in the countryside to open a Book cafe. Little does she know that August had his eye on the space, so he instantly hates her. As the town starts to get to know and love Bea, August is still Mr Grouch until circumstances push them together. He starts to see what the town sees, but can he give his heart to someone again?

Bea is so sweet and strong. She has panic attacks, so read the TWs before you go into this one. August is amazing and I love how he not only has fears, but insecurities! Not that he needs to. He is top tier boyfriend material - who doesn’t love a man who can build and fix things! This is such a cute and spicy story and it is the perfect Rom-Com if you are in a book slump! Can’t wait to see who is next!! 5/5⭐️4/5🌶️

I received an advanced copy of this book.
1 review
September 25, 2026
ARC Review:

Excuse me whilst I go search for an emotional support peen because this book was CUTE cute.

This was EXACTLY what I needed in between Throne of Glass — no trauma, no stress, just pure small-town romance vibes. The kind where you rot on the sofa, Wimbledon’s on in the background, and you’re giggling and kicking your feet like you’ve lost the plot.

Bae?? Obsessed. Girly, witty, a little chaotic in the best way, and fully that girl. She was giving main character energy from start to finish and I loved every second.

AND MR PRINGLES… sir??? HIYA 😉 Grumpy, 6ft8, secretly soft?? Yeah, I folded immediately. I am nothing if not predictable.

But what I LOVED was the side characters — Cas, Joanie, Eli… I’m already invested like I live in this town?? It actually feels like a whole world, not just background filler, and now I need everyone’s story immediately please and thank you 🥺

Also… Ruth James 👀 QUEEN!

This book delivered exactly what I wanted — cosy, funny, romantic, and a perfect amount of spice.

Now give me the rest of the series immediately, please!xo
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75 reviews
July 10, 2026
ARC Review:

Excuse me whilst I go search for an emotional support peen because this book was CUTE cute.

This was EXACTLY what I needed in between Throne of Glass — no trauma, no stress, just pure small-town romance vibes. The kind where you rot on the sofa, Wimbledon’s on in the background, and you’re giggling and kicking your feet like you’ve lost the plot.

Bae?? Obsessed. Girly, witty, a little chaotic in the best way, and fully that girl. She was giving main character energy from start to finish and I loved every second.

AND MR PRINGLES… sir??? HIYA 😉 Grumpy, 6ft8, secretly soft?? Yeah, I folded immediately. I am nothing if not predictable.

But what I LOVED was the side characters — Cas, Joanie, Eli… I’m already invested like I live in this town?? It actually feels like a whole world, not just background filler, and now I need everyone’s story immediately please and thank you 🥺

Also… Ruth James 👀 QUEEN!

This book delivered exactly what I wanted — cosy, funny, romantic, and a perfect amount of spice.

Now give me the rest of the series immediately, please!xo
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301 reviews16 followers
August 1, 2026
4.5 ⭐️

I love me a good rom-com, and this simply was one of them.

Bea and August were the cutest. Their chemistry and banter was top tier, and they had me grinning like an idiot more times than I’d like to admit. August can absolutely add himself to my ever growing list of fictional men ruining real men for the rest of us. 😂 There were so many moments that had me laughing out loud, but it still managed to hit me right in the feels when it needed to. I shall never look at totem poles or pringles the same way again (IYKYK).

This was one of those books that’s just ridiculously easy to read. It’s funny, sweet, flirty, and had me flying through the pages because I didn’t want to put it down. The secondary characters were also great which doesn’t often happen in a book. My only complaint? I wanted more of Bea and August once I got to the end because I wasn’t ready to say goodbye.

If you’re after a rom-com that’s going to make you laugh, swoon, and probably make you question your standards in men again… this one’s definitely worth picking up.
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151 reviews3 followers
September 18, 2026
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 4/5 Stars

The F*ck-It List by H.R. Lloyd

Okay, this one grew on me! 😂 I originally thought I was going to rate it lower, but the more I sat with it, the more I realized how much I actually enjoyed it.

I loved the whole idea behind the F*ck-It List—stepping outside your comfort zone, taking chances, and finally doing the things you’ve been too scared to do. The Reading Nook Café was such a fun setting, and there were plenty of cute, funny, and feel-good moments throughout the story.

Was it a five-star, completely-destroy-my-life kind of read for me? No. 😂 I still wanted a little more depth and emotional punch, but overall, I had a really good time with it.

Sometimes a book needs a minute to marinate before you realize… okay, yeah, I actually really liked that. 😂❤️

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 4/5
Profile Image for Jess Scaife.
56 reviews
October 6, 2026
This is the first book I’ve read by Hannah and I really loved it. It was so fun and true rom com vibes! It was a really easy read and I read it in one sitting!

The FMC Bea is joy personified, she is trying to bring more joy to her life and take more risks by accomplishing her ‘fuck it list’. She moves to a small town and moves opposite the MMC August. Unbeknownst to Bea, she buys the shop August has always wanted which makes him even grumpier than ever!

I really love the side characters and the found family vibes, a nosy small town is very English and I love it!!
The spice is hot!!!!! Bossy August is 10/10😍 I really can’t wait to read more in the reading nook cafe series!
Also obsessed with the emotional support peen😂
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134 reviews5 followers
September 27, 2026
I absolutely ate this book up. I was laughing from page one and didn't stop. I really liked that the focus of the book was on beautiful supportive friendships with amazing characters that are so endearing you can't help but fall in love with each one and top level banter. The main love story is so much fun and full of swoony moments that have you kicking your feet like a teenage girl. I love a grumpy MMC and sexy August did not disappoint, with his filthy mouth and massive 🍆. I would absolutely recommend this book to anyone looking for a cosy romance, it's just a really good time with added spice and swoon.
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Author 2 books3 followers
August 2, 2026
So I literally couldn't put this down once I had started it!! I'm a huge fan of H.R. Lloyd's writing but this one had me making heart eyes all the way through!

Bea and August were super sweet together (once he got over being a grump!) - their chemistry was great and I found myself laughing out loud on so many occasions throughout this book.

I'm looking forward to the next one in the series - PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME WAIT TOO LONG HANNAH!! In the mean time, I am going to have to find myself an emotional support peen!! Haha!!

5 stars all the way!!
8 reviews
September 27, 2026
I was given this book to arc read and I’m so grateful. Once I started reading I couldn’t stop. Bea up routing to live somewhere where she don’t know anyone and then bumping into her grumpy neighbour August. Eli and cas seem like amazing friends and would like to read a follow up book on these and joanies wild days. This book was a great romance story with some good spice in it and also everyday struggles of anxiety and panic attacks and a close nit village that love to gossip especially Ruth lol.

Thank you for letting me arc read this book for you
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115 reviews1 follower
August 1, 2026
I thoroughly enjoyed this small town romance!
It was light hearted, funny and I was hooked by the charming little town of Port Doone.
Who can say no to an FMC who loves to read and a grumpy MMC who would do anything to please her (eventually).
I loved Bea and August's story from the start (however, you nearly lost me a "cock sleeve", but the butt stuff made up for it lol).
If it wasn't for work I'd have read this in one sitting I had such a fun time.
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1,980 reviews22 followers
October 7, 2026
This was my first read by this author and i actually really enjoyed it!
Perfect amount of grumpy/sunshine with some hilarious moments all rolled i to one great read.
Bea moves out the city to the country and its not all sunshine and rainbows, shes faced with issues galore that lrave her feeling lost and lonely.
August doesn't like the new neighbour since she took over his dream shop and house, but she starts to break down his defences day by day.
*Read as part of KU*
Profile Image for Katelyn Smyth.
Author 8 books29 followers
July 11, 2026
Arc Review!!

I just want to say a massive thank you to HR Lloyd for giving me the opportunity to arc read The F*ck-it List.

This was a cute small town romance that was full of cute moments but was also full of its spicy moments too!! 😍 I love how the mental health aspect of this book handled, tbh this book was just great over all!

That twist I was shocked and wasn’t ready for, but they worked everything out and it was all great again!

Very well written and I will read more of her work!
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52 reviews8 followers
August 3, 2026
Loved loved loved!
Small town grumpy carpenter August and Sunshine Cafe Owner Bea. With added support characters such as Pedro, Velma, Heathcliff and Darcy. From the panty scene to the Pringle can talk (IYKYK) it was fantastic. It had me hollering and falling in love with the characters. I can’t wait for the next instalment!
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51 reviews
August 4, 2026
ARC reader,

Where do I start?????

This bestie relationship I’m here for it 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼, it was such a lovely romantic book to read, basically she makes a f*ck it list and her best mate guards 😶 her into doing things she’d never do. Which happens to include a very handsome man!!!

I won’t spoil it for anyone at all but I will say it was a delicious read from start to finish, highly recommend!!!
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30 reviews1 follower
August 4, 2026
I loved this book so so much!
This book really did make me laugh out loud and I may never look at a can of Pringles the same ever again! 😂
I am loving this world and can not wait for more 😊

I’m also hoping that we will see more of Bea and August in the next book?! 👀🫶🏼
They are too cute and I want more! 😂
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118 reviews13 followers
August 19, 2026
I really enjoyed reading this book… a grumpy sunshine, small town, found family and two great characters in Bea and August. My first book by H.R. Lloyd and won’t be the last. I actually first saw the book with its amazing sprayed edges by @bookedgeprintinguk and just caught my eye! So cute 💞 so definitely recommend this book. 🤩

📖 Book overview

🩷BEA

Dye my hair, get a tattoo, visit the Admont Abbey Library, and move to the countryside to open a book themed café.

These were all on my bucket list, or my “F*ck-It List,” as my bestie decided to call it. What wasn’t on my list; August Zelig, my sexy new neighbour.

When I drunkenly wrote my list, I absolutely did not plan on following through with all the sexy items my best friend added on my behalf. But when my hot new neighbour offers to help me cross some off, who am I to say no?

Moving has been scary, and hasn’t exactly gone to plan. But I’ve got my books, I’ve got my cat, and now, I think I have August too.

🪚AUGUST

Port Doone runs on gossip and tourism, and I try to avoid both.

It’s not Bea’s fault she bought the shop across the road when I wanted it, but it doesn’t mean I have to be happy about it.

I wanted to hate her, but she’s too damned beautiful and sweet to resist. Especially in those skimpy little pyjamas and fluffy socks—my new weakness.

I don’t want to go down this road again, but Bea has some interesting items on that list of hers I’m dying to help her cross off. I can only hope ghosts from the past don’t come back to haunt me.
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175 reviews
August 31, 2026
Cozy Romance Fun

Hahaha oh how I loved this honestly the twist at the end killed me... How dare you do this to be but seriously this was a perfect combination of warn and cozy, funny, slutty and maybe made me cry a little seriously love it. I cannot wait to read the next one, the town was so good and honestly who doesn't want a sexy man building you a book shelf...
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187 reviews1 follower
September 12, 2026
I absolutely loved this book! The mental health representation was fantastic. Bea is definitely a ray of sunshine, I loved her character so much. She’s so brave and sweet. August is a real softy at heart, he was such a wonderful MMC. I loved his chapters.
I can’t wait to read more from Port Doone! I really hope we get an Eli love story next 👀
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2 reviews
July 12, 2026
Funny, cute, small town romance with spice. Grumpy Sunshine and Found Family. The FMC is so relatable and easy to love. I giggled my way through this book, it was easy to read and definitely left me wanting more. Can’t wait for the next one.
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44 reviews1 follower
July 31, 2026
Read this an an ARC and I devoured it from start to finish. Absolutely wonderful. I would love myself a Pedro peen!

I really need more Bea and August! Love love love this book!!

Will also forever chuckle whenever I see a tune of pringles from now on hehehe
Profile Image for Robyn Connor.
51 reviews
August 5, 2026
Heartwarming story

I loved that MC’s were in their 30’s. What was amazing to read was the friendship between August and Eli, it was so good to read a good male friendship. Wouldn’t hesitate to read more of this authors work
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49 reviews4 followers
August 8, 2026
This was a ray of Sunshine.

I laughed, I swooned, I giggled whilst kicking my feet. It was the perfect cosy spicy read and it was exactly what I needed. August our grumpy neighbour was so swoon worthy (and had a wicked mouth 😉😏)
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45 reviews8 followers
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July 3, 2026
ARC REVIEW:
Thank you so much to HR Lloyd for letting me ARC the F*ck-It List! I started this book at 7:30 and finished it by 16:00, I have not put the book down ALL DAY.

This is the most perfect small town romance ever! I would do anything to be able to visit the Reading Nook Cafe in real life.

This book was full of cute moments that make you kick your feet and giggle, it then has the spicy scenes which wow!

The mental health rep in this book is so clever, I loved that panic attacks were included in this!

The relationship between Bea and August is honestly so heartwarming and cute. The tension at the start of the book and then finally when it just clicks … AHHHHHHH

Again this book was PERFECT!
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