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224 pages, Pocket Book
First published January 1, 1944
“What is it that he’s actually got? The strangles?”
“What?”
“The strangles. That’s what they call it back in Tancarville in the Seine-Inférieure.”
“They likely haven’t heard of this illness back home among your bum kins, seeing as it’s a very recent illness, and existential, to top it all off.”
“Well, howdja explain it to me?”
“Existential, like I said. They’ve got a name for it but they still don’t cure you.”
“Say, do lice count as an illness?”
“They might even be existential, lice. You’d have to ask a doctor.”
“In any case he sure does look like he’s in a lot of pain, the poor old fellow.”
But then he notices that the Italian princess is cheating on him despite his triple crown. She has taken a lover a general which general a general the general of the Guard Marshal Pastourelle why Pastourelle? Why not Pastourelle? One day, while returning from the hunt he happens upon the two of them sitting under an apple tree in bloom; with a single shot from his carbine he bumps off the soldier and since his bride runs from him he fires at her as well. The Italian princess, her posterior disfigured by the buckshot, enters a convent where she spends her remaining days. And her nights. Honor is saved.
…now he forgets all about ambition, there are so many other possibilities, triumvir, uhlan, plumber, tetrarch, retiarius, shah, salt smuggler, white elephant (by magical transformation), adulterous grasshopper, Chinese tunic, lump of sugar, melting nub of soap.






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