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Boy Toy Chronicles #1
Boy Toy Chronicles
Warning: This book contains mildly inappropriate everything.
So…I came up with a plan.
I sat the brothers down and gave them my speech; we’d become male escorts.
The house was split.
The single dudes thought it was great. The guys with the steady girlfriends told the single dudes they were insane.
I promised them all we could make it work without hurting anybody. But we had to be smart about it. We had to keep it off campus. We had to keep it a secret. And in order to do so, we had to target those who wanted it kept a secret as much as we did.
Our target: Filthy rich, unsatisfied, horny housewives.
Keep it high class, so to speak.
And thus began BTC, or Boy Toy Corporation.
Crazy, right?
Crazy genius.
-Tyler West.
So…I came up with a plan.
I sat the brothers down and gave them my speech; we’d become male escorts.
The house was split.
The single dudes thought it was great. The guys with the steady girlfriends told the single dudes they were insane.
I promised them all we could make it work without hurting anybody. But we had to be smart about it. We had to keep it off campus. We had to keep it a secret. And in order to do so, we had to target those who wanted it kept a secret as much as we did.
Our target: Filthy rich, unsatisfied, horny housewives.
Keep it high class, so to speak.
And thus began BTC, or Boy Toy Corporation.
Crazy, right?
Crazy genius.
-Tyler West.
154 pages, Kindle Edition
First published February 17, 2015
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Jay McLean
44 books8,181 followersJay McLean is an international best-selling author and full-time reader, writer of New Adult and Young Adult romance, and skilled procrastinator. When she’s not doing any of those things, she can be found running after her three little boys, investing way too much time on True Crime Documentaries and binge-watching reality TV.
She writes what she loves to read, which are books that can make her laugh, make her hurt and make her feel.
Jay lives in the suburbs of Melbourne, Australia, in her dream home where music is loud and laughter is louder.
She writes what she loves to read, which are books that can make her laugh, make her hurt and make her feel.
Jay lives in the suburbs of Melbourne, Australia, in her dream home where music is loud and laughter is louder.
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March 3, 2015
4-4.5 BATMAN stars!
I always knew Jay McLean was a funny one. She laces humor in all her books. But this one… this one had me laughing out loud from start to finish. It is a romantic comedy through and through. High on the comedy, also very sweet and fun. You will love Tyler and his fellow ‘Boy Toy’s’
Tyler West… aka Prez, or Batman runs the BTC. He runs it to keep his frat operational. This novella is written entirely from Tyler’s perspective. Which is a huge treat. This guy is just hilarious in the best most crude way.
Tyler’s story is mainly about his clients and his best friend, Allie. Allie is more than just a friend to Tyler. She means everything to him. They had a great relationship and you could just tell they both wanted ‘more’ with each other, but were too afraid to go there.
This was the most fun hour or two I’ve had reading in the longest time. I loved Tyler, Allie, all the frat boys and even one of his clients was great. This is one I highly recommend if you’re looking for a short, sweet, laugh out loud read. I’m very much looking forward to more of the Boy Toy Chronicles, especially Chase’s story!!
I always knew Jay McLean was a funny one. She laces humor in all her books. But this one… this one had me laughing out loud from start to finish. It is a romantic comedy through and through. High on the comedy, also very sweet and fun. You will love Tyler and his fellow ‘Boy Toy’s’
Tyler West… aka Prez, or Batman runs the BTC. He runs it to keep his frat operational. This novella is written entirely from Tyler’s perspective. Which is a huge treat. This guy is just hilarious in the best most crude way.
North West- that’s my dic’s name. Get it? Because it’s always up.
Tyler’s story is mainly about his clients and his best friend, Allie. Allie is more than just a friend to Tyler. She means everything to him. They had a great relationship and you could just tell they both wanted ‘more’ with each other, but were too afraid to go there.
This was the most fun hour or two I’ve had reading in the longest time. I loved Tyler, Allie, all the frat boys and even one of his clients was great. This is one I highly recommend if you’re looking for a short, sweet, laugh out loud read. I’m very much looking forward to more of the Boy Toy Chronicles, especially Chase’s story!!
March 3, 2015
4.25 “I am Batman” Stars
Jay McLean delivered a short story that was laugh out loud hilarious with a fun group of characters who are members of Kappa Nu Tau house a.k.a. Kunt house. These guys are short on funding so they subsidize their housing expenses by being male escorts to rich and unsatisfied housewives of their area, under the name of Boy Toy Corporation.
Tyler West, our main character is the president of the fraternity and the author lets us in on some of his adventures with his clients.
”I’ll make love to you. Like you want me to. And I’ll hold you tight, baby, all through the night…or…you know… at least until your time’s up.”
Slowly we learn that his best friend, Allie is in fact the girl of his fantasies and so as a reader you pull for these two to get on the same page.
”I don’t want to be Dawson, I want to be Pacey…”
Overall, this was well developed fun read that will leave you laughing and smiling. Looking forward to the next book in the series and hoping it’s Cash!
Jay McLean delivered a short story that was laugh out loud hilarious with a fun group of characters who are members of Kappa Nu Tau house a.k.a. Kunt house. These guys are short on funding so they subsidize their housing expenses by being male escorts to rich and unsatisfied housewives of their area, under the name of Boy Toy Corporation.
Tyler West, our main character is the president of the fraternity and the author lets us in on some of his adventures with his clients.
”I’ll make love to you. Like you want me to. And I’ll hold you tight, baby, all through the night…or…you know… at least until your time’s up.”
Slowly we learn that his best friend, Allie is in fact the girl of his fantasies and so as a reader you pull for these two to get on the same page.
”I don’t want to be Dawson, I want to be Pacey…”
Overall, this was well developed fun read that will leave you laughing and smiling. Looking forward to the next book in the series and hoping it’s Cash!
March 3, 2015
Hilarious and surprisingly sweet. A frat house full of male escorts, not a bad idea, Jay ;) Tyler is the president of his fraternity, and when they lose funding, he comes up with the idea of becoming male escorts. Sex/Companionship is a lucrative business, especially when targeting wealthy, middle aged women. While following Tyler through some of his 'dates', he also introduces us to Allie, his best friend, and the girl he is head-over-heels in love with. But he's been friend-zoned, or has he? I really enjoyed this little gem. I can't wait for more!
March 9, 2015
4 “Honk” Stars.
A fraternity house, dealing with a shortness of money suddenly has a brilliant idea to create the “Boy Toy Corporation”. Basically, they make “company” to horny and rich woman.
This volume tells us the story of Tyler, the fraternity president. When he realizes that he’s in love with his best-friend things are about to change for him.
But how can you be with someone when you have *this* particular part-time?
My only problem with this book, was the fact that the friend-zone aspect took too long to settle and it was really frustrating,
Other than that, it was hilarious, sexy and surprisingly sweet.
If you’re looking for a quick, feel-good book, this one is a great choice.
Rating: 4 Stars.
Characters Development: For someone who is, well… a girl, and writes great romances, Jay McLean can write a guy’s mind like no one’s business. Being inside Tyler mind it was not only hilarious, but also sweet and entertaining. Impossible not to like him. Ally was sweet and I liked how she stood true to Tyler all those years, despite everything. I love the relationship and banter between them, it was great to see.
Steam: Hot.
Sensible Subjects:
Love Triangle:
Cheating:
HEA:
A fraternity house, dealing with a shortness of money suddenly has a brilliant idea to create the “Boy Toy Corporation”. Basically, they make “company” to horny and rich woman.
This volume tells us the story of Tyler, the fraternity president. When he realizes that he’s in love with his best-friend things are about to change for him.
But how can you be with someone when you have *this* particular part-time?
My only problem with this book, was the fact that the friend-zone aspect took too long to settle and it was really frustrating,
Other than that, it was hilarious, sexy and surprisingly sweet.
If you’re looking for a quick, feel-good book, this one is a great choice.
Rating: 4 Stars.
Characters Development: For someone who is, well… a girl, and writes great romances, Jay McLean can write a guy’s mind like no one’s business. Being inside Tyler mind it was not only hilarious, but also sweet and entertaining. Impossible not to like him. Ally was sweet and I liked how she stood true to Tyler all those years, despite everything. I love the relationship and banter between them, it was great to see.
Steam: Hot.
Sensible Subjects:
Love Triangle:
Cheating:
HEA:
March 7, 2015
GOTHAM CITY NEEDS YOU TO rate this 4.5 STARS
And I do.
Because shit. Gotham City needed me to.
Tyler and Ali .. ♥
The fact that this 100 and something page novel is better than some full length one's I've read. I've honestlynever laughed continuously (EVEN WHEN I HAD TEARS) .. I swear it's THIS BOOK! Jay McLean is a BRILLIANT writer. I wish it was longer because I wasn't read for it to end *TEAR DROP* .. as it is short and outright hilarious I RECOMMEND! I mean how can you not add it to your TBR after reading some of the passages! I loved this sorority group of boys .. they respected one another and helped each other out even if it entitled packing a bus, crashing a restaurant dressed in camouflage all to help their pres confess his undying love ...
I CAN'T EVEN ..
Boy Toy ChroniclesJay McLean
- Sleepless, Readmore. Twitter
And I do.
Because shit. Gotham City needed me to.
Tyler and Ali .. ♥
I'm the luckiest girl in the world
to have you as a friend .."
And the thing is
- this could've been any one of our moms.
Not thesexpart. Well, apart from Troy's mom .."
Love You Like a Brother
Treat you like a friend
Respect you like a lover .. ►♫
My life changed when I was ten ...
Icouldn't takemy eyes off you
"I'm Allie" you said. "I'm new"
I said to Mom, "That's Allie. She's new"
Mom, do you remember what I said next?
You said "I'm going to marry her one day"
Even when the sky comes falling
Even when the sun don't shine
I got faith in you and I
So put your pretty little hand in mine .. ►♫
I uh..
stood outside the bakery with bags of two one dollar bills
and directions to your brownie stand ...
I swore to everyone you had thebestbrownies in the country.
Your brownies tasted like ass .."
The fact that this 100 and something page novel is better than some full length one's I've read. I've honestly
I CAN'T EVEN ..
"Get Shem to do it. He's pre-med."
"And have to deal with that cocky Brit? I'd rather get fucked in the ass with a bus"
Then there was the girlfriend ...
her grandma died and you went to the funeral with her.
Afterward, you tried to get in her pants
and made a joke about mourning wood .."
"GOTHAM CITY NEEDS YOU TO COME."
And I blow.
Because shit. Gotham City needed me to.
You came so hard that final thrust that you farted.
The next day she told all the girls at school.
They all called you Cum-fart!
Boy Toy ChroniclesJay McLean
- Sleepless, Readmore. Twitter
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November 10, 2015
Boy Toy Chronicles is book one is the Toy Boy Chronicles series by Jay McLean. First, I just want to state right up from the I LOVED THIS BOOK! I mean, how could I not?! A frat house full of sexalicious (yes, Lisa, if you read this, I stole your awesome word) male escorts who aim to please!!! Jay McLean can write sexy and she can write funny. Pure awesomeness!
Tyler West’s fraternity has lost their major source of funding. So to save the house, they decide to form a male escort service. If you are in a relationship and don’t wish to participate, that’s fine. But all must obey the number one rule, to keep it a secret!
Allie has been Tyler’s best friend since they were little. She lives two hours away and attends a different college. It is clear that both Allie and Tyler are hiding their true feelings from one another, and from themselves.
“Allie, she’s kind of home to me.”
Allie has a tendency to seek out the most unhealthy of relationships and it is when Tyler is forced to come to her rescue that finally their true feelings begin to surface.
This was a short, sweet fun filled romp as we get to follow Tyler and some of his experiences with a few of his clients. Believe me when I say that after you read this you will never feel the same way again about Batman and Catwoman! But even with all of the silliness, I completely enjoyed watching Allie and Tyler finally come to terms with their feelings. Tyler’s public proclamation was a complete heart melting moment. It both worried me and broke my heart that they both could not get on the same page at the same time.
I loved the ending and I simply can’t wait to see who the author writes about next. So…if you want a short, sweet, sexy, fun filled book, give this one a try. For me, this was a complete success!
March 6, 2015
What an enjoyable read! Short, sweet, sexy, fun and easy to read “Boy Toy Chronicles” book 1 in Jay McLean “Toy Boy Chronicles” put a big smile on my face. It really was what I needed.
“...we’d become male escorts.
The house was split.
The single dudes thought it was fucking great. The guys with the steady girlfriends told the single dudes they were fucking insane.”
The boys from Kappa Nu Tau (KUNT) did exactly that, they became escorts. Not because they wanted to, but because their main source of funding the house, a 70 years old man died. Their target are filthy rich, unsatisfied, horny housewives.
The star of this installment is the Tyler West, the Prez of Kunt house. Tyler enjoys his new job as an escort. He get to satisfy the ladies, he gets off and he gets the money. He doesn’t have any complains. The story fallows Tyler through some of his dates and also his relationship with Allie.
“Allie – she’s kind of home to me,”
Allie is Tyler best friend. They know each other since they were kids and spend some quality time together every week. The thing is Tyler wants more, but Allie doesn’t know about his feelings. As the story progresses we get to know Allie, how sweet their relationship is how Allie wants more with Tyler as well.
Like I mentioned above this was a fun little read and I had a blast being in Tyler’s head. He was so much fun! The story has some good LOL moments that I loved and some cute moments as well who make me like Tyler even more. I liked all the guys and I’m looking forward to read more about all of them.
Overall, a great read!
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March 7, 2015DNF at 40%
Just couldn't carry on even though it was short. So basically the hero is a male escort who has been crushing on his best friend.
Now the escort part didn't bother me. What didn't work for me was the miscommunication between the two MCs. I thought Allie was a doormat.
This was Tyler's PoV and I liked the boys chemistry. There was some humour but felt a bit forced. Sorry wasnt for me!
Just couldn't carry on even though it was short. So basically the hero is a male escort who has been crushing on his best friend.
Now the escort part didn't bother me. What didn't work for me was the miscommunication between the two MCs. I thought Allie was a doormat.
This was Tyler's PoV and I liked the boys chemistry. There was some humour but felt a bit forced. Sorry wasnt for me!
February 23, 2016
I'M BATMAN! MEEEOOOOWWWW♡
Omg this was ridiculously fun and just flat out wrong! I want to spend a day at the KUNT house...listen to "Shem" sexy talk and be Chase' s AllieGirl!
152 Pages of pure McLean craziness. Written for her Jaybirds and appreciated by this fan! This was Frat boys at their finest, male escorts, and a tale of forever friends to lovers! Yep, don't get better than that!
Omg this was ridiculously fun and just flat out wrong! I want to spend a day at the KUNT house...listen to "Shem" sexy talk and be Chase' s AllieGirl!
152 Pages of pure McLean craziness. Written for her Jaybirds and appreciated by this fan! This was Frat boys at their finest, male escorts, and a tale of forever friends to lovers! Yep, don't get better than that!
March 1, 2016
“Author Note
Warning: This book contains mildly inappropriate everything.
Hell yeah, it does! And I loved it. 4.5 stars!
I love Jay McLean, so as soon as I discovered this book I had to start is straight away. I started reading it during my lunchbreak at work, and loved it so much that I couldn’t put it down and continued to sneak read at my desk until I had finished it (thankfully, it’s a novella). OMG, so very inappropriate, and it was so hard not to bust out laughing, but I literally could not stop!
This book is SO freaking funny! Written entirely from the male perspective, it is crude, smutty, and so, so wrong, but it also has a beautiful friends-to-lovers romance that adds a nice amount of heart.
With their fraternity short on funds, frat Prez, Tyler West, throws out the idea of running a secret escort service – strictly aimed away from campus and towards bored and horny housewives who wouldn’t tell a soul. A few years later and Boy Toy Corporation is in full swing.
Tyler’s stories of his escort experience are hot, and a bit weird (there’s an honest-to-God dildo fight!), but mainly they’re absolutely hilarious.
And the banter between the frat boys who are in on the scheme had tears streaming down my face! Questions about “pop outs”, women with fat fingers, and wannabe dominatrixes are all discussed openly and without shame, and it creates a great sense of camaraderie between the boys.
But there is a softer side to all of the crudeness. Tyler has a huge heart, and that comes across in his dealings with some of his clients, and I liked getting to see the sweet side of him. But nothing is more gorgeous than seeing him with his best friend since childhood, Allie. Seeing Tyler be all caring and super-protective with her was absolutely beautiful and I loved the dynamic between them. And when they finally start to own up to the feelings they have kept hidden for years, it gets all kinds of swoony (but still crude, and funny as all hell).
This was SUCH a fun read! Like I said, it’s a quick one, but Jay McLean manages to tell a great story that was highly entertaining and left me with a huge grin on my face. This is a fantastic bunch of characters, and I can’t wait for more stories from this bunch of guys.
4.5 stars.
Warning: This book contains mildly inappropriate everything.
Hell yeah, it does! And I loved it. 4.5 stars!
I love Jay McLean, so as soon as I discovered this book I had to start is straight away. I started reading it during my lunchbreak at work, and loved it so much that I couldn’t put it down and continued to sneak read at my desk until I had finished it (thankfully, it’s a novella). OMG, so very inappropriate, and it was so hard not to bust out laughing, but I literally could not stop!
This book is SO freaking funny! Written entirely from the male perspective, it is crude, smutty, and so, so wrong, but it also has a beautiful friends-to-lovers romance that adds a nice amount of heart.
With their fraternity short on funds, frat Prez, Tyler West, throws out the idea of running a secret escort service – strictly aimed away from campus and towards bored and horny housewives who wouldn’t tell a soul. A few years later and Boy Toy Corporation is in full swing.
Tyler’s stories of his escort experience are hot, and a bit weird (there’s an honest-to-God dildo fight!), but mainly they’re absolutely hilarious.
She looks up now, her big brown eyes coated with tears. “You’ll be gentle with me?”
I return her nod and kiss her on the lisp. Just once. “Promise, Mrs Fletcher. I’ll make love to you. Like you want me to. And I’ll hold you tight, baby, all through the night...or…you know…at least until your time’s up.”
And the banter between the frat boys who are in on the scheme had tears streaming down my face! Questions about “pop outs”, women with fat fingers, and wannabe dominatrixes are all discussed openly and without shame, and it creates a great sense of camaraderie between the boys.
But there is a softer side to all of the crudeness. Tyler has a huge heart, and that comes across in his dealings with some of his clients, and I liked getting to see the sweet side of him. But nothing is more gorgeous than seeing him with his best friend since childhood, Allie. Seeing Tyler be all caring and super-protective with her was absolutely beautiful and I loved the dynamic between them. And when they finally start to own up to the feelings they have kept hidden for years, it gets all kinds of swoony (but still crude, and funny as all hell).
This was SUCH a fun read! Like I said, it’s a quick one, but Jay McLean manages to tell a great story that was highly entertaining and left me with a huge grin on my face. This is a fantastic bunch of characters, and I can’t wait for more stories from this bunch of guys.
I have a cape.
Because I’m motherfucking Batman.
4.5 stars.
January 17, 2016
Boy Toy Corporation was established by the Kappa Nu Tau, also now as the Kunt house. When their largest source of funding dies they are forced to find new ways to fund their mayhem. So what do they do, they start an escort service.
I know you are thinking this book is probably a million ways inappropriate and yes, I can see that. BUT it’s also laugh out loud funny. It isn’t smutty, it’s really more of a comedy. I seriously laughed out loud so many times, which was fantastic!
I love to laugh, it’s seriously one of my favorite things. If a person can make me laugh I will cherish them forever. However, I am also a romance reader and I love to swoon and Tyler had me swooning.
See Tyler is the president of a fraternity, definitely your typical playboy. But I completely fell for him when I could easily see how much he loved his best friend, Allie.
Allie has been Tyler’s best friend since he was ten years old, but even after the began developing feelings they never explored them. Both Allie and Tyler were afraid of rejection and ruining their perfect friendship.
I seriously loved this story, it’s quick, so funny and had plenty of heart to have this romance reader hooked. If you didn’t already know how funny Jay McLean is you need to pick up this book.
"I’ll make love to you. Like you want me to. And I’ll hold you tight, baby, all through the night…or…you know...at least until your time’s up.”
I know you are thinking this book is probably a million ways inappropriate and yes, I can see that. BUT it’s also laugh out loud funny. It isn’t smutty, it’s really more of a comedy. I seriously laughed out loud so many times, which was fantastic!
I love to laugh, it’s seriously one of my favorite things. If a person can make me laugh I will cherish them forever. However, I am also a romance reader and I love to swoon and Tyler had me swooning.
See Tyler is the president of a fraternity, definitely your typical playboy. But I completely fell for him when I could easily see how much he loved his best friend, Allie.
Allie has been Tyler’s best friend since he was ten years old, but even after the began developing feelings they never explored them. Both Allie and Tyler were afraid of rejection and ruining their perfect friendship.
I seriously loved this story, it’s quick, so funny and had plenty of heart to have this romance reader hooked. If you didn’t already know how funny Jay McLean is you need to pick up this book.
March 4, 2015
“I'll make love to you. Like you want me to. And I'll hold you tight, baby, all through the night... or... you know... at least until your time's up.”
5 STARS
Genre: New Adult Funny Romance
Cover: 7/10
Writing: 9/10
Heroine: 9/10
Hero: 10/10
Humour: 8/10
Hotness: 4/10
Romance: 7/10
Extra book Details: Hero only POV; 1st person. Book 1 in a series of short stand-alones. Approx 100 kindle pages.
Perfect trifecta.
Short. Funny. Sexy.
Boy Toy is about a frat house that loses their funding. In order to keep the fraternity going, the boys come up with idea of being male escorts. The book involves us listening to their crazy escapades as sex workers and ultimately falling in love.
Some of the scenes in the book were just so funny. I loved the silliness of it all. Awesome characters; the boys' back and forth was hilarious.
Really looking forward to more.
February 27, 2015
❤️LOVED!!!! 4.5 STARS! A laugh out loud witty romantic comedy! Full Review to post on 3-3-15
Jay McLean Presents Boy Toy Chronicles?!?! NICE!
She writes...I read!
Jay McLean Presents Boy Toy Chronicles?!?! NICE!
She writes...I read!
March 19, 2015
3.5 all you can do is laugh stars
Warning: This book contains mildly inappropriate everything.
Boy Toy is the first in novella about the boys in the BTC, or Boy Toy Corporation.
Their target: Filthy rich, unsatisfied, horny housewives.
Their rules are simple:
They get paid to get laid, funding their Kunt house, and make sure the future generations have a place to learn what it means to be part of a brotherhood...nah, who am I kidding, it's all about getting laid and getting paid, lol!
This is Prez's story
But secretly he's motherfucking Batman.
His story is simple, he gets laid, rules the house, makes sure the guys fall in line and is secretly and cowardly in love with his best friend, Allie. His exploits are legendary, because he doesn't hesitate, he is who ever he needs to be to the women who pay him. They treat him good so he makes sure he fucks them good making them want more.
Boy Toy is wildly inappropriate that just makes you laugh out loud, I mean seriously what else can you do. The shit they get themselves in and the fantasies of the women that they make happen, are just too damn funny. Catwoman, Batman, a back dildo and a uniball, with a little love on the side, what more could you want. Recommended if your in the mood for a laugh.
"I’ll make love to you. Like you want me to. And I’ll hold you tight, baby, all through the night…or...you know...at least until your time’s up.”
Warning: This book contains mildly inappropriate everything.
Boy Toy is the first in novella about the boys in the BTC, or Boy Toy Corporation.
Their target: Filthy rich, unsatisfied, horny housewives.
Their rules are simple:
1. Don't be an asshole.
2. BTC is Vegas. What happens in BTC, stays in BTC.
3. No judging anyone for their choices to come and go. Pun intended.
4. No dibs on clients.
5. If any of the above doesn't suit you, see Rule #1, asshole.
They get paid to get laid, funding their Kunt house, and make sure the future generations have a place to learn what it means to be part of a brotherhood...nah, who am I kidding, it's all about getting laid and getting paid, lol!
This is Prez's story
Prez—that’s me—also known as Tyler West. 6”2’, brown hair, green eyes, athletic build, and passionate about making women happy—or at least that’s what my profile says.
But secretly he's motherfucking Batman.
His story is simple, he gets laid, rules the house, makes sure the guys fall in line and is secretly and cowardly in love with his best friend, Allie. His exploits are legendary, because he doesn't hesitate, he is who ever he needs to be to the women who pay him. They treat him good so he makes sure he fucks them good making them want more.
Boy Toy is wildly inappropriate that just makes you laugh out loud, I mean seriously what else can you do. The shit they get themselves in and the fantasies of the women that they make happen, are just too damn funny. Catwoman, Batman, a back dildo and a uniball, with a little love on the side, what more could you want. Recommended if your in the mood for a laugh.
April 3, 2015
A 1.5 STAR BECAUSE OF THE END
I just really couldn't get over the way Allie 'Declared' herself.
Dont get me wrong I loved the characters..the plot line..the Meow scene ;) Until page 107....after that it kinna went down hill for me :/
And it didn't help, that I didn't like Allie from the beginning anyway..One minute she's crying..within the next minute she's Miss independent...and then she turns around and acts insecure again....and her language..I had a bit of issue with that too..felt like it was too overly vulgar for me *grimance*.
Would I recommend it ?
Not really . Sorry...maybe its just not my thing.
I just really couldn't get over the way Allie 'Declared' herself.
Dont get me wrong I loved the characters..the plot line..the Meow scene ;) Until page 107....after that it kinna went down hill for me :/
And it didn't help, that I didn't like Allie from the beginning anyway..One minute she's crying..within the next minute she's Miss independent...and then she turns around and acts insecure again....and her language..I had a bit of issue with that too..felt like it was too overly vulgar for me *grimance*.
Would I recommend it ?
Not really . Sorry...maybe its just not my thing.
March 5, 2015
★★★ 3.5 Stars ★★★
This was a quick and easy read, with a few moments of laughter.
I was going to rate it 3 stars for an OK read, but I must be feeling emotional or something because I bawled like a baby at Tyler's little speech at the restaurant. So sweet I had to give it the extra half star.
Looking forward to reading about another one of the members of the male escorts at KUNT.
This was a quick and easy read, with a few moments of laughter.
I was going to rate it 3 stars for an OK read, but I must be feeling emotional or something because I bawled like a baby at Tyler's little speech at the restaurant. So sweet I had to give it the extra half star.
Looking forward to reading about another one of the members of the male escorts at KUNT.
December 9, 2017
WTF DID I READ???
*** EDITED REVIEW WITH A SPOILER RANT AHEAD, READ WITH YOUR OWN RISK!***
NOTE. Don't read this if you're already hate my rating.
So, I've been called that I read the WRONG book, when I said I hated this book with passion, just because I didn't find "where's the funny part of all those batman joke shit". And the the "kids" who's having a low self respect by selling their body and kids who's practice BDSM shit.
REAL book!
So, people, I read the book, and lots of books, not some few books like amateurs do ( harassing emails came from someone who's only read 23 book!). I have great bunch of friends who never heard about this author.So, they don't even care about this one. Unfortunately, I know this author.
This is the big NO-NO book that I thought, maybe this is really hilarious like some people who pimped this book passionately.
The batman joke? NOT FUNNY. It was ridiculous. I don't even like batman in a first place, let alone some fake batman? NOT.
PS. Pissed me off when some people trying to ,"teach" me how to write my review.
I'm just a reader not a cheerleader.
SMH.
It's your rights to find this book GREAT and funny, but it's also my rights NOT to like this book.
I will NEVER, recommend this to my precious friends in USA and UK.
And just FYI, I have Kindle. And we can access amazon from this never neverland.
Important Note
Some author need to grow up. As far as I know, everyone who read this book and not liking the jokes and the books means they're read the wrong copy/pirated book.
Yet if you happened to love the book then you're on the right side who bought the book legally.!
So childish.
I'm not sorry with my review earlier. I DIDN'T GET THE JOKES! That doesn't mean I read the wrong copy.
I DIDN'T LIKE THE BOOK.
Doesn't mean I'm some low brained fellows who can't read.
I just means I DIDN'T LIKE THE BOOK!!!
I think the next book by this author should write that will hitting the charts is "How To Fuck With Your Reader And Be Childish!"
Please author, grow a pair and be mature!!!
Fuck this book !
*** EDITED REVIEW WITH A SPOILER RANT AHEAD, READ WITH YOUR OWN RISK!***
NOTE. Don't read this if you're already hate my rating.
So, I've been called that I read the WRONG book, when I said I hated this book with passion, just because I didn't find "where's the funny part of all those batman joke shit". And the the "kids" who's having a low self respect by selling their body and kids who's practice BDSM shit.
REAL book!
So, people, I read the book, and lots of books, not some few books like amateurs do ( harassing emails came from someone who's only read 23 book!). I have great bunch of friends who never heard about this author.So, they don't even care about this one. Unfortunately, I know this author.
This is the big NO-NO book that I thought, maybe this is really hilarious like some people who pimped this book passionately.
The batman joke? NOT FUNNY. It was ridiculous. I don't even like batman in a first place, let alone some fake batman? NOT.
PS. Pissed me off when some people trying to ,"teach" me how to write my review.
I'm just a reader not a cheerleader.
SMH.
It's your rights to find this book GREAT and funny, but it's also my rights NOT to like this book.
I will NEVER, recommend this to my precious friends in USA and UK.
And just FYI, I have Kindle. And we can access amazon from this never neverland.
Important Note
Some author need to grow up. As far as I know, everyone who read this book and not liking the jokes and the books means they're read the wrong copy/pirated book.
Yet if you happened to love the book then you're on the right side who bought the book legally.!
So childish.
I'm not sorry with my review earlier. I DIDN'T GET THE JOKES! That doesn't mean I read the wrong copy.
I DIDN'T LIKE THE BOOK.
Doesn't mean I'm some low brained fellows who can't read.
I just means I DIDN'T LIKE THE BOOK!!!
I think the next book by this author should write that will hitting the charts is "How To Fuck With Your Reader And Be Childish!"
Please author, grow a pair and be mature!!!
Fuck this book !
March 31, 2015
When the Kappa Nu Tau house fraternity loses their funding, what do they do? They become male escorts of course! What better plan for some healthy college males to come up with a lot of cash!
When I read the blurb, I thought this would be something light and funny and I wasn't wrong. However, when some lower star ratings started coming in, I just knew that something was lacking.
I think the major problem is the shortness of the book. There is no room for any depth to the story and that would have made a lot of difference.
The story is told from Tyler's POV...he is the president of the fraternity and came up with the idea. He's your typical young male with a lot of energy. However, some of the scenes were a bit icky IMO, not sexy at all...maybe too large of an age gap or something. Thankfully, they weren't very descriptive.
Allie is Tyler's childhood friend and their friendship has developed into being best friends. Sadly, they go to different colleges and don't get to see each other as much.
In the beginning, it's a little hard to get a grasp on what Tyler wants. He seems happy with escorting and he's also drawn to other female coeds...but then there's Allie. I was happy when he acknowledged his feelings for her and their speeches were really sweet.
As I said earlier, there's some humor...some of it is funny and some is just a bit juvenile. I really felt bad for Troy...he really got the brunt of everything!
We do get to know a few of the other brothers and it seems that things are set up for their books. However, there is nothing listed for the next book so who knows!
Favorite quotes:
♥ "I'm Batman."
♥ "The Allie."
♥ "I loved you from the first moment I saw you. I loved you through all six seasons of Dawson's Creek. I loved you through all the years of you being mad at me when all I tried to do was show you that I loved you. I loved you through every girl I've ever dated. And I loved you more than any asshole you’ve ever dated. I love you now. Not just because you’re my everything at the moment. But because you’ll always be my everything.”
♦ BR w/Melissa!
When I read the blurb, I thought this would be something light and funny and I wasn't wrong. However, when some lower star ratings started coming in, I just knew that something was lacking.
I think the major problem is the shortness of the book. There is no room for any depth to the story and that would have made a lot of difference.
The story is told from Tyler's POV...he is the president of the fraternity and came up with the idea. He's your typical young male with a lot of energy. However, some of the scenes were a bit icky IMO, not sexy at all...maybe too large of an age gap or something. Thankfully, they weren't very descriptive.
Allie is Tyler's childhood friend and their friendship has developed into being best friends. Sadly, they go to different colleges and don't get to see each other as much.
In the beginning, it's a little hard to get a grasp on what Tyler wants. He seems happy with escorting and he's also drawn to other female coeds...but then there's Allie. I was happy when he acknowledged his feelings for her and their speeches were really sweet.
As I said earlier, there's some humor...some of it is funny and some is just a bit juvenile. I really felt bad for Troy...he really got the brunt of everything!
We do get to know a few of the other brothers and it seems that things are set up for their books. However, there is nothing listed for the next book so who knows!
Favorite quotes:
♥ "I'm Batman."
♥ "The Allie."
♥ "I loved you from the first moment I saw you. I loved you through all six seasons of Dawson's Creek. I loved you through all the years of you being mad at me when all I tried to do was show you that I loved you. I loved you through every girl I've ever dated. And I loved you more than any asshole you’ve ever dated. I love you now. Not just because you’re my everything at the moment. But because you’ll always be my everything.”
♦ BR w/Melissa!
March 7, 2015
Well, Tyler was this...
But this is me after reading this book, wah.
Backstory first, frat daddies need money, so frat daddies decide to become escorts to get dough. The hero is Tyler West, frat daddy prez and slut-daddy extradonaire. We find out pretty quickly that he has a thing for his childhood BFF, Allie, who goes to college in another town.
All fine and dandy up to this point, until they kiss each other. Than shit just went downhill if I am being honest. I am going to separate my rants into 2 parts. 1st part being the basic gist of why I didn't like this and the 2nd the rant with lots and lots of details.
Read one or both, but I believe in full transparency so lehgoooo.....
But this is me after reading this book, wah.
Backstory first, frat daddies need money, so frat daddies decide to become escorts to get dough. The hero is Tyler West, frat daddy prez and slut-daddy extradonaire. We find out pretty quickly that he has a thing for his childhood BFF, Allie, who goes to college in another town.
All fine and dandy up to this point, until they kiss each other. Than shit just went downhill if I am being honest. I am going to separate my rants into 2 parts. 1st part being the basic gist of why I didn't like this and the 2nd the rant with lots and lots of details.
Read one or both, but I believe in full transparency so lehgoooo.....
March 1, 2015
Absolutely laugh out loud funny & heartwarming! All I want to know is... where is my Batman?
July 20, 2018
DNF–Not my cuppa.
March 7, 2015
I have to start by saying that I feel sorry for this book, because it followed a book that I can't get out of my head because I loved it so much! I knew that I was going to have a hard time getting into anything that I read after it! Even in saying that though, this wasn't my most favorite book out there, and it had nothing to do with the writing. Mainly, it was the story itself.
We have a group of guys who have started a male escort agency that targets older,married, and unsatisfied women. Believe me, these men are smart on what they capitalized on, and they make loads of cash and are busy ALL of the time! This is definitely a guys fantasy come to life, I'm thinking! Of course, each guy has his own story to tell, and most of the men in this agency are avoiding commitment in some way or another. Tyler West is the president of the company, and it seems that book one's main focus is him.
Tyler West has been in love with his neighbor, Allie since they were ten years old. In fact, she has also been in love with him since the first time she laid eyes on him at ten as well. Easy peasy...right?! Wrong...These two have hidden this fact from each other for years. They are now in their twenties, and they are good friends...but with a sadness inside of themselves because they think the other one doesn't love them. So, onward that story goes. Truly though, the main theme in this installment is "The Boy Toy" company. I think that is one of the reasons I had a harder time with this book. Tyler loves Allie, but he spends his days screwing all sorts of other women. Yes, I know its his job...but call me old-fashioned...when you love someone...you don't have sex with a bunch of other people. That just takes the romance right out of it for me!
Ironically though, what saved this story for me was the humor. The one liners that come out of these guys is just hilarious!! As well as the fact that some of the situations that they get thereselves into is bat shit crazy to boot! OMG! Like really! I have one word..."Uni-baller!!" You need to read the book to find out what that means..and for the ones that have...I guarantee they will be laughing when they see that word! Hilarious!!!
All in all, it is an amusing read! Will I continue the series...most definitely for the humor alone! I think if anything,if you decide to read it...go into it without high expectations of a huge flowery romance. Not to say there isn't romance in it...but I'm going to go out on a limb and say it isn't the main focus in my opinion! I am an old bitty though, and I am a hopeless romantic..so I prefer my romances more on the side of major monagomy...where the guy just can't even look at another woman..let alone sleep with her! I am curious about what else Jay McLean writes, and will be looking at her back list!
Thank you to "Reality Bites-Let's Get Lost" for putting on the Facebook contest! I recently won this and am looking forward to reading!
We have a group of guys who have started a male escort agency that targets older,married, and unsatisfied women. Believe me, these men are smart on what they capitalized on, and they make loads of cash and are busy ALL of the time! This is definitely a guys fantasy come to life, I'm thinking! Of course, each guy has his own story to tell, and most of the men in this agency are avoiding commitment in some way or another. Tyler West is the president of the company, and it seems that book one's main focus is him.
Tyler West has been in love with his neighbor, Allie since they were ten years old. In fact, she has also been in love with him since the first time she laid eyes on him at ten as well. Easy peasy...right?! Wrong...These two have hidden this fact from each other for years. They are now in their twenties, and they are good friends...but with a sadness inside of themselves because they think the other one doesn't love them. So, onward that story goes. Truly though, the main theme in this installment is "The Boy Toy" company. I think that is one of the reasons I had a harder time with this book. Tyler loves Allie, but he spends his days screwing all sorts of other women. Yes, I know its his job...but call me old-fashioned...when you love someone...you don't have sex with a bunch of other people. That just takes the romance right out of it for me!
Ironically though, what saved this story for me was the humor. The one liners that come out of these guys is just hilarious!! As well as the fact that some of the situations that they get thereselves into is bat shit crazy to boot! OMG! Like really! I have one word..."Uni-baller!!" You need to read the book to find out what that means..and for the ones that have...I guarantee they will be laughing when they see that word! Hilarious!!!
All in all, it is an amusing read! Will I continue the series...most definitely for the humor alone! I think if anything,if you decide to read it...go into it without high expectations of a huge flowery romance. Not to say there isn't romance in it...but I'm going to go out on a limb and say it isn't the main focus in my opinion! I am an old bitty though, and I am a hopeless romantic..so I prefer my romances more on the side of major monagomy...where the guy just can't even look at another woman..let alone sleep with her! I am curious about what else Jay McLean writes, and will be looking at her back list!
Thank you to "Reality Bites-Let's Get Lost" for putting on the Facebook contest! I recently won this and am looking forward to reading!
March 23, 2015
Jay McLean writes..Dawn reads! That's all..❤️
First and foremost you can never go wrong with a Jay McLean book, although it's totally different from her More Series it has the same elements that make you fall head over heels for her boys. Tyler West is clueless..the only thing he knows for sure is getting paid for sex doesn't suck, but his own personal life? That one has him spinning, his best friend, confidante and the one girl he loves more than anything is in his life, but connecting those dots...not an easy task. This book is heart-warming, hilarious and Tyler's speech..there are no words. I loved this easy, engaging, fun-loving read that will have you laugh out loud and might even get some tears to glisten..Loved it!
First and foremost you can never go wrong with a Jay McLean book, although it's totally different from her More Series it has the same elements that make you fall head over heels for her boys. Tyler West is clueless..the only thing he knows for sure is getting paid for sex doesn't suck, but his own personal life? That one has him spinning, his best friend, confidante and the one girl he loves more than anything is in his life, but connecting those dots...not an easy task. This book is heart-warming, hilarious and Tyler's speech..there are no words. I loved this easy, engaging, fun-loving read that will have you laugh out loud and might even get some tears to glisten..Loved it!
March 5, 2015
I LOVED THIS BOOK.
LOVED IT.
DEVOURED IT.
One of the best male POV's I've read since Tangled. And it can be read as a stand alone!!
It was hot, freakin hilarious, and I seriously swooned. I CAN'T wait for the next one!!
Ahhh, go read it right now!!
LOVED IT.
DEVOURED IT.
One of the best male POV's I've read since Tangled. And it can be read as a stand alone!!
It was hot, freakin hilarious, and I seriously swooned. I CAN'T wait for the next one!!
Ahhh, go read it right now!!
March 27, 2015
DNF 63%
Flat read, boring (despite the promising blurb) and just plain frustrating with all their misunderstanding.
Luckily I didn't waist to much time...
Flat read, boring (despite the promising blurb) and just plain frustrating with all their misunderstanding.
Luckily I didn't waist to much time...
March 4, 2015
"I'm motherfucking Batman"
Wowza! If your looking for a fun short laugh out loud book...then definitely give this a shot!
The blurb tells you the basics. College frat boys decide to be male escorts to help fund their fraternity.
This was a fun read with some crazy college boys giving lonely housewives some fun. While reading I was either smiling or laughing. As Tyler is telling his adventures in being a male escort, he is also coming to terms with his feelings for his childhood friend Allie. Juggling both was quite entertaining to read.
I will absolutely read the next books in the series. I'm really looking forward to more of Chase and the Uniballer!! LOL!! :))
Wowza! If your looking for a fun short laugh out loud book...then definitely give this a shot!
The blurb tells you the basics. College frat boys decide to be male escorts to help fund their fraternity.
"Because there are a lot of lonely housewives out there- and not all of them can be saved by a decent cock slamming. Some of them just need to vent about their cheating husbands...and then get fucked a million different ways right afterward. It's like angry make-up sex, only you're not the one that did anything wrong"
This was a fun read with some crazy college boys giving lonely housewives some fun. While reading I was either smiling or laughing. As Tyler is telling his adventures in being a male escort, he is also coming to terms with his feelings for his childhood friend Allie. Juggling both was quite entertaining to read.
"She purrs again and my cock twitches. Just like her outfit, I'm covered heat to toe- my ass, my dick and my mouth the only thing on display. Oh. And I have a cape. Because I'm motherfucking Batman"
I will absolutely read the next books in the series. I'm really looking forward to more of Chase and the Uniballer!! LOL!! :))
March 8, 2015
OMFG this book was great I luvd it so much
Ok so the story is great luvd it the boys frat house needs more money so the boys come up with idea that would change that they came up with boy toy corporation the idea is 2 look after horny lonely rich woman who's husband's may not do it or they have no 1
Tyler is the prez an is wanted by lot of woman his as a few how he is fond of an would look after these woman
Tyler is totally gorgeous as a great build sexy as hell an i think I would want him 4 an hour maybe everyday ;) Tyler as a bff called ally who he luvs an alway as they have been bff since they were 10 so they r very close but they both go 2 different colleges so they don't c each other as much but r alway in contact deep down these 2 luv each but Tyler as BTC an what would ally thing of this
This book has humour a few sad moments romantic stuff an very sexy stuff it just as everything I luvd every bit of it how could u not with Tyler come on he's totally gorgeous I couldn't put it down I would of luvd it 2 b longer but I m just greedy haha
I can't wait 4 more of these boy there so funny I need more of toy boy corporation xxx
Ok so the story is great luvd it the boys frat house needs more money so the boys come up with idea that would change that they came up with boy toy corporation the idea is 2 look after horny lonely rich woman who's husband's may not do it or they have no 1
Tyler is the prez an is wanted by lot of woman his as a few how he is fond of an would look after these woman
Tyler is totally gorgeous as a great build sexy as hell an i think I would want him 4 an hour maybe everyday ;) Tyler as a bff called ally who he luvs an alway as they have been bff since they were 10 so they r very close but they both go 2 different colleges so they don't c each other as much but r alway in contact deep down these 2 luv each but Tyler as BTC an what would ally thing of this
This book has humour a few sad moments romantic stuff an very sexy stuff it just as everything I luvd every bit of it how could u not with Tyler come on he's totally gorgeous I couldn't put it down I would of luvd it 2 b longer but I m just greedy haha
I can't wait 4 more of these boy there so funny I need more of toy boy corporation xxx
March 5, 2015
Now's probably a good a time as any to cover the rules of Boy Toy Corporation.
There aren't a lot of them. In fact, we stick to five major rules.
1. Don't be an asshole.
2. BTC is Vegas. What happens in BTC, stays in BTC.
3. No judging anyone for their choices to come and go. Pun intended.
4. No dibs on clients.
5. If any of the above doesn't suit you, see Rule #1, asshole.
I laughed so hard I almost fell out of the bed.
This book was like watching 18 different Rom-Coms, really. This
I LOVED it.
I laughed, I felt bad for some characters but mostly: I laughed. A lot.
I want ALL the male characters to be my brothers or best friends or some shit because wow, I mean, are they for real?
I felt like this was some sort of parody book? I mean, we got all those iconic comedy characters and then some more. And the only thing I didn't like was Allie. I didn't hate her or anything but I do believe Tyler could do better.
But really, if you like She's all that, American Pie, Friends and Not Another Teen Movie you have to pick this baby up!
March 21, 2015
REVIEW TO COME
4 Stars!
(BR with Sharon)
4 Stars!
(BR with Sharon)
March 6, 2015
Fun, sexy, and Romantic! LOVE IT!!!
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