This should be called DUFFEL BAGS AND DROWNINGS, A PARIS HILTON MYSTERY. Haley is the most vapid character ever created. Immediately after finding a dead body and talking to the police, she is looking at handbags to buy online. I think I'd be a little shaken up. I can buy a purse tomorrow, and I LOVE buying purses. She also has managed to land 2 jobs, even though she doesn't do any actual work at either of them. "I mean, really, just because you had a job, did that mean you had to actually work? Personally, I saw little correlation between the two." Holy cow! When the killer was trying to drown her at the end, I was thinking, "Yes! Do it!"