I had been looking forward to this book for a few months now, and was excited when I finally got to it. I was expecting a rollicking adventure, on the high seas, across a barren and formidable arctic landscape, with espionage and intrigue, and all that yadda yadda... What I got was Guaranteed Value Tom Clancy with some Robert Ludlum and a speck of Michael Crichton thrown in there. I was mildly entertained at the best of times, and frustratingly confused and eventually bored at the worst of times.
Ok, hold up-it really does pain me to write this review. I don’t like to trash any author on GR or anywhere else. I am not a writer myself; I have tried and spinning a good yarn is no easy task. Like I said, I was excited for this book, and after the prologue, I was even more excited. So what happened?
Well, I don’t really know, but I do know that reading this novel was a frustrating experience. After a decent enough setup-not earth shattering, but serviceable-the next nearly 200 pages contained nothing of the “plot” as originally promised. I’m ok with pure adventure-“the journey, not the destination” and all that, but I felt this was incredibly mishandled. Nearly half of this novel has nothing to do with the supposed plot, and we get to travel with the main character through the minutiae of daily life on an espionage mission. There’s no doubt this may intrigue some people, and in some cases, I wouldn’t mind it either. But it was fumbled in the 1st quarter. And the second quarter. I know a lot of crap is heaved at someone like Tom Clancy, but I will defend him every time and say that despite a misfire or two, he is able to tell a long, highly, highly detailed and complex story extremely competently, and never loses my attention. Reading this book reminded me of that, and instantly upped my respect for Clancy and Ludlum, who do this so well. Davidson was going for this, or a version of this, and the arrow not only missed the mark, but completely missed the entire target, and somehow hit the guy standing next to him.
I know that this book has an almost cult-like following of fans that hail it as a masterpiece, and by all means, I could be missing the point completely here. But, I just don’t get it...there are many similar books out there that I have found far more entertaining. The prose is flat and lifeless. It seemed like every time I would begin to become interested or invested in a plot thread, almost like clockwork the chapter would end and we would then be introduced to new characters that had seemingly nothing to do with what was going on. Then they would start having confusing and, at times bordering on nonsensical, conversations. Example-lets say there was just a chapter that had been somewhat interesting, with the main character, Johnny Porter (who also goes by multiple names throughout the book), doing any given thing, and then the chapter ends. The next chapter will pick up with two characters having a new conversation, yet no names are given the whole time. Just “he said,” and “she said”, etc. This was extremely frustrating and did not benefit an already convoluted narrative one bit.
I don’t mind a little suspension of disbelief, but some of the little things that require the plot to work here are simply ridiculous. I’m supposed to believe that virtually overnight, at a spy camp, Porter was transformed into a super spy the likes of which the world has never seen? Not to mention the guy is such a masterful linguist that he knows how to speak every and any language you can possibly come up with, including (but not limited to) Japanese, English, Korean, Russian, French, and MULTIPLE Native languages from all around Canada to Northern Japan and numerous Siberian minority languages that are completely different and unintelligible with each other. He also speaks many of these languages so fluently that none of the locals have any idea he’s foreign. Also, our super spy builds a truck from scratch, by himself in a frozen Siberian cave. C’monnnn. There are so many more eye-rolling examples of this, but this review has already gone on too long.
This has been the biggest literary disappointment I’ve had in a while, because I was genuinely expecting to like this. This is my first book by Davidson; I always try to give an author a second chance if I don’t enjoy a book of theirs, and since I already (perhaps stupidly) grabbed Rose of Tibet when I bought this, I will be reading that at some point to see if Davidson can somewhat redeem himself for me. Not that he would care, and if you enjoyed this book, neither should you.
Final thoughts: For almost the entirety of reading this book, it feels like you are missing some vital piece of the jigsaw puzzle, and it makes for an almost constant state of being confused. I read this feeling like I was missing key pieces of information throughout the whole book-like who was doing what, and why they were doing it. This was not done well, and that is the problem. I have no issue with non-linear or deliberately plotted narratives-I love Peter Straub, Dan Simmons, and even more heavy duty stuff like William Faulkner-but those guys are brilliant and know what they’re doing, why they’re doing it and where they’re going. Cant say the same about Lionel Davidson unfortunately. I can’t say avoid it at all costs, because clearly some people love this book and see things in it that I don’t, but I cannot recommend it either. 2/5 because the end was decent, but unfortunately by then I didn’t care much anymore, I just wanted to be done. If Davidson stuck with what he did at the end this could’ve been a decent book but alas, it was not to be.