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329 pages, Kindle Edition
Published May 19, 2026
He loved being the thing Barnaby Fitznorman-Bicester couldn’t predict.
I’m going to kiss you, Barnaby.” He said it plainly, the way he might announce that he was going to cross the road. “I’m telling you this now, because you’re not the sort of person who reacts well to surprises. I’m going to put my hand on the back of your stupidly long neck, and I’m going to kiss you.”
He liked Barnaby’s ridiculous palate, and the way his ears went pink when he was caught off guard. Most of all, he liked the elegance of Barnaby’s insults, which were meanly specific in the way that only someone who really liked you bothered to be.
The distance between where he was and where he wanted to be had never felt so precisely, agonisingly narrow.