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REPLIED ALL: A Bathroom Reader of the Worst Workplace Emails, Slack Messages, and Out-of-Office Replies Ever Sent

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The perfect bathroom the worst emails, Slack messages, and out-of-office replies, each one short enough to finish in one sitting.

"Just sat through the most pointless meeting of my natural life. 90 minutes. NINETY."

That email went to the entire company. Including the CEO who chaired the meeting.

REPLIED ALL is a collection of 250+ of the worst, funniest, and most catastrophically unprofessional workplace messages ever sent. From reply-all disasters and passive-aggressive CCs to unhinged out-of-office replies and resignation letters written in haiku, every page features one short exchange that will make you laugh, cringe, and check your own sent folder.

Featuring 12 chapters of corporate chaos (plus a bonus):

• Reply All messages meant for one person, sent to the entire company
• Out of auto-replies that went way, way too far
• The "Please use yellow highlighting. Hex code #FFFF00. Not gold."
• HR Would Like a messages that triggered an immediate meeting
• Slack After what happens when the professional filter switches off
• The Passive-Aggressive the real weapon is who got copied
• Wrong Chat, Wrong personal messages sent to the work channel
• The first-week emails that made senior staff question everything
• Resignation people who quit with style, fury, or poetry
• The Meeting That Could Have Been an calendar crimes against humanity
• Lost in autocorrect disasters in professional emails
• The Hall of the greatest hits of workplace communication failure
• Five Stars (But Why?): glowing reviews of the worst jobs imaginable

Presented in a unique chat-bubble format, so you can open anywhere, laugh instantly, and read it aloud to every coworker who gets it.

Perfect coworker gifts, Secret Santa, white elephant exchanges, Boss's Day, retirement gag gifts, new job survival kits, desk drawer entertainment, and anyone who has ever typed "as per my last email" through gritted teeth.

All messages are fictional. Any resemblance to your actual workplace is purely coincidental. But deeply concerning.

Part of the Read It & Weep series from Sharp Pen Publishing. Also in the DEAR AI (the funniest things people have asked AI), NICE SAVE (texts sent to the wrong person), UNMATCHED (dating app disasters), ONE STAR (unhinged product reviews), SAID NO PARENT EVER (things kids say), and ACTUALLY... 1 and 2 (myths you still believe).

150 pages, Kindle Edition

Published April 5, 2026

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