well, another challenge to review. it's difficult when you read a book you wanted to read, were excited to read, loved the cover art and description, wanted to enjoy and like, and just don't. the best thing about this title is its jaw-droppingly impressive cover art. followed strongly by the idea of its concept, that of a collection of sword and sorcery tales from various heavy & death metal artists. the idea. I should have anticipated the actual delivery, most of it so overburdened with dense purple prose it felt like Barney leapt from every page to bash me about the ears with a giant purple crayon and push purple grapes up my nostrils, into my ears and pour grape Crush in my eyes. tidbits of greatness throughout, perhaps the best to be found in the foreword and the final tale.