Turned Gay By The Living Alpha Diner

by Chuck Tingle

After a long day on the road as a young, gay trucker, Lars is simply looking for a place to grab a bite and take a load off. But he bites of more than he can chew when he meets Turk, a handsome, living diner. The loads come later!

Lars and Turk take to one another immediately, and soon Lars finds himself putting it all on the line for an erotic future with this gorgeous, gay restaurant.

This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on living building action, including anal, blowjobs, facials, rough sex, cream pies, and alpha diner love.

Genres: LGBT

35 pages, Kindle Edition

First published March 3, 2015

About the author

Chuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are.

Management and general inquiry: infotingleverse@gmail.com

Literary agent: DongWon at dongwonsong.com

Reviews

[Megan [At The Cottage]]

SMUT

If you follow my reviews you should know by now that I read a ton of weird shit. I have no shame about it either, none. This was a bonus read in the space raptor book and it’s honestly the worst/best? thing I’ve read yet. This about a guy and a diner. Yes, a diner aka a restaurant, cafe, place you eat etc. The diner may be stationary but it has working parts for other things.…I just can’t with this book. I think it broke my brain. 🤣🤣

[Grapie Deltaco · Rating 4 out of 5]

Points deducted for infidelity. Potentially controversial opinion but your gay awakening is not an excuse to cheat on your girlfriend!

CW: explicit sexual content

[DW · Rating 4 out of 5]

This book is flat out smut. Let's not mince words. The dirtiest possible language hangs off this book without a care in the world. However, erotic literature excuses itself from generic sensibilities of taste that other novel forms are constrained by. By being branded as smut, it has a freedom to engage in the absurd. Some of the most imaginative books I have ever read are in this genre. Seriously.

Tingle's books are written at a breakneck pace in terms of publishing. Spelling errors are part of this author's oeuvre. Censorship is not possible in any form. If you want to go on a journey where a living diner romances a passing trucker to acknowledge his sexuality and then engage in lewd sex acts with a building...well, this is your book.

Chuck Tingle is the guy. Love is real. Good luck.

[P.T. · Rating 5 out of 5]

One of the most underrated of Chuck's tinglers.

[Mizuki]

Human on living building action!???

My jaw hurts due to LOL so hard.

[patty]

If you read this, you are going to have SO many questions.
Why is this diner also a gay man?
Why is nobody seemingly concerned about a dick and balls jutting out of the basement wall?
Why is nobody seemingly concerned about an ass jutting out of the rear facade?
Did this diner name himself Turk Dorby, or did the owner name this diner Turk Dorby?
Is the diner called Butt House because there's literally a butt on it?
The list goes on and on!!!

Notable quotes for my future retellings:

“Butt House.”  I read aloud.

"I have felt this sensation a few times, but never once before about a dining establishment."

“Go down into the basement. You’ll see my cock jutting out from one of the cement walls. Please, get me off.”

“Fuck me like the gay little twink that I am deep down inside.”
“I thought you had a girlfriend.” Turk says, jokingly.
“I’m gay now!” I shout, “You’ve turned me gay and I love it!”

The power of homosexual love is just too strong to be contained.
Amen to that.

[Jess Brady · Rating 3 out of 5]

I can't even try to wrap my head around the events of this story.

[mars]

THE POWER OF HOMOSEXUAL LOVE IS JUST TOO STRONG TO BE CONTAINED

[Izrezar · Rating 1 out of 5]

Must unsee

[Hester · Rating 3 out of 5]

I'm no longer a monster porn virgin! I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. I just known that I'm about $6 poorer for it but at least I know how a diner can turn you gay.

Lars is a trucker, but he's not your stereotypical trucker. He has goals, he's planning on going to college and he likes to look good so he works out a lot. One night during a run he broods on his crumbling relationship with his girlfriend and realizes he forgot to bring snacks. Uh oh! Good thing there's a diner up the road, the Alpha diner.

As Lars steps out of the truck he notices the diner's face, the diner has a very handsome face, he's also impressed by the diner's rock hard abdominal doors. Inside the place is full of hungry truckers, young couples on first dates and the smell of good food. Shortly after being seated he hears a voice, it's the voice of the living Alpha diner and his name is Turk. Turk asks Lars if he's single and if he's gay, Lars is so turned on that he decides right then and there that decides that yes, he is indeed gay.

Now we're to the porn part of the story and I'm already confused by the logistics of man/living diner man monster sex. How does the diner keep from tearing Lars apart? How does the diner get pleasure from something as small as a man? These are the questions I'm left with.

After just one sexual encounter Lars and Turk fall in love and Lars decides to give up his college dreams to work at and be with the diner he so loves.

Awww, and they lived happily ever after or until the health inspector shuts them down after finding a mysterious sticky substance on everything.

[Vernice · Rating 2 out of 5]

Slightly more disturbing than Space Raptor Butt Invasion... the writing is still really good though and I would love to see what Chuck Tingle could do if he brought out a more literary novel... without gay living buildings!

[SheReadsALot]

[Eren.]

man wtf

[Faith · Rating 4 out of 5]

Very imaginative. I mean, I can barely wrap my head around this as a reader, I don't know Chuck comes up with this stuff. Lars is a truck driver who meets a confident handsome living diner that he immediately wants to bone, even though he's straight and has a girlfriend.

The diner, Turk, has Lars running up to the roof to get his dick sucked, then running down to the basement to get fucked, then running to the back patio to...well... you get the idea. All the while there are other people sitting in this diner, eating and having conversations, which is just hilarious to me.

[Michael Taylor · Rating 3 out of 5]

The plot is slightly less believable than some of Mr. Tingle's other works, but the author knows how to set the scene and deliver you exactly the kind of story you would come to expect from a book with a title like this.

[Ophelia Crane · Rating 5 out of 5]

So, this one was easier to visualize than the last one that I read that involved a raptor and an astronaut. A trucker finding his sexuality through banging a sexy diner. Tale as old as time.

Ten out of ten.

[Samuel Luther · Rating 4 out of 5]

don’t get me wrong. in terms of literary value, i have MANY questions abt this book lol. BUT. this shit is SO WILDLY CREATIVE????? like, the vibes are actually kinda there? i liked it. i think? idk. PLEASE IM SO CONFUSED BUT IVE SERIOUSLY NEVER READ ANYTHING LIKE THIS MY BRAIN IS BREAKING

[Jelly · Rating 5 out of 5]

For sure the best book I have read about being butt slammed by a living diner. Two thumbs up.

[Anna · Rating 4 out of 5]

Todo livro que eu leio do Chuck Tingle é uma risada diferente. QUE CARA BOM!

[Shahna · Rating 3 out of 5]

Where am I?
Mr Tingle? What is happening?

[Grace Anne · Rating 3 out of 5]

this is camp