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Glazed By The Gay Living Donuts
In the year 2016, living donuts have been banned from the United States thanks to their explicit sexual lifestyle. Still, a few of the hot living pastries remain as part of a gay, underground donut shop network.
Looking for some adventure, Mike and his friends set out to find one of these exclusive gay dessert clubs, and end up biting off more than they can chew. Soon Mike finds himself at the center of attention and ready to be glazed by over a dozen horny gay donuts.
This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on gay dessert action, including anal, blowjobs, facials, rough sex, bukkake, and a frosted donut gangbang.
Looking for some adventure, Mike and his friends set out to find one of these exclusive gay dessert clubs, and end up biting off more than they can chew. Soon Mike finds himself at the center of attention and ready to be glazed by over a dozen horny gay donuts.
This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on gay dessert action, including anal, blowjobs, facials, rough sex, bukkake, and a frosted donut gangbang.
39 pages, Kindle Edition
First published March 7, 2015
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Chuck Tingle
507 books4,748 followersChuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are.
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February 13, 2019HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY WEEK!!
i'm going to be floating some of my favorite monsterporn reviews until thursday, since goodreads informs me this is "romance week." hey, beasts - bring on the romance!
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I'm violated by the living junk food
you might say - "karen, don't you know a donut is not a monster?! why is this book on your monsters-are-dirrrrrrrty shelf instead of just on your books-are-dirrrrrrty shelf?? well, not all monsters are scary (and i'm learning that very few of them are sexxy), and i figure the difference between the two shelves is that the books-are-dirrrrrrty. shelf contains all the silly eroticas i read, but the monsters-are-dirrrrrrrty shelf is reserved for the stuff you probably can't do at home. to that end: have sex with a rock troll?? monsters are dirty. have sex with your amish cousin?? books are dirty. have sex with a giant slug? monsters are dirty. have sex with a hipster slave boy? books are dirty. have sex with gigantic talking gay donuts?? i'm gonna call "monster" on this one.
so here we have three dudes, fresh outta high school, going on a pre-college road trip from their native ohio to southern california, having a gay old time. but they soon realize that despite the change of scenery, nothing is really different, and they have only tans to show for their journey, not lasting memories.
our group is coming face to face with the fact that, deep down, we might just be really boring gay men.
mike is not going to waste another moment of this vacation - he's gonna make sure to do something amazing before he has to head back to ohio. but what??
We had heard tales about the utterly depraved donut scene in San Diego, but deep down I had always considered the idea of living, talking, gay pastries to be a purely European thing.
living, talking, gay pastries? sounds like the perfect way to salvage a disappointing vacation! and san diego! here's a little backstory, since you will not remember the pastry fucking act of 2016, unless you have a time machine and are using it in a very specific way:
Once the promiscuous nature of these living baked goods was completely exposed, human/donut fucking was entirely outlawed; gay, straight, all of it. The ruling led to a whole slew of human rights arguments, but despite the fact that living donuts could talk, think, and even love, they were still not considered to be legally human and therefore not afforded the same basic privileges.
(so i was right - monsters!!!)
after searching around town for the hobo signs indicating where friends of the donuts could be found, mike makes some masterfully coded inquiries of a donut purveyor:
"Apple fritter? Maple bar?"
I hesitate for a moment, not quite sure how to go about this. "Do you have anything a little… gayer?"
and he manages to get the secret password to a donut speakeasy.
inside, it's all very exciting and hot, with men everywhere drinking tall glasses of milk, and then mike sees a sign for something called "the big glaze."
and we get some exposition
"This is a gay donut bar as you can see. Most of the gay donuts packed up and moved to Europe when they were outlawed, which is straight up unconstitutional if you ask me, but a few of them stayed behind. Now they live in hiding, but the donut community has found a way to let them work under the table, providing a particular service that is commonly referred to as glazing.
mike innocently asks him to elaborate about this "glazing" practice.
"It means that one man is going to suck off a whole dozen gay donuts, and then they are going to glaze his face in hot, sugary cum."
oh! well that sounds lovely!! and that will certainly be a memory for the vacation scrapbook!
and to beat the current record, all he has to do is pleasure 16 giant gay donuts of all varieties: chocolate, coconut, rainbow sprinkles - whatever comes his way.
mike is ready to go onstage and give those sweet sugary donut cocks his all. or take their all. i'm not really sure which is more precise.
but so what do gay donuts look like, really?
The next thing I know, a handsome, floating donut is approaching me from either side. The pastries are absolutely gorgeous, muscular and toned with massive dicks hanging down from their frosted, circular bodies.
and how does a 16-donut on one man encounter work??
well, there's some sweet dirty talk
"Yeah, suck that sprinkled cock."
and
"Cover my fucking face with your sugary frosting." I beg, starting to get into it now. "Use me as your gay donut cum dumpster."
and some very inventive imagery that bridges the gap between hungry and horny
-hot, steamy frosting
-cum frosting
-my eyes are now completely caked shut with sugary semen.
-I'm utterly glazed with donut semen.
because yeah - spoiler alert -mike does indeed get glazed.
Now that I've got four loads to contend with, I'm finally starting to feel the jizz blend together and form a thin sheen of glazed icing across my face. It's like wearing a mask at the spa, only warmer and many times more explicit.
he is glazed by maple bars with their syrupy balls, by the pink-frosted, and the besprinkled, and these hotties:
Two floating donuts approach me with their cocks in their tiny baked hands, beating off and looking down at my fit body as it lies contorted below them. One of them is covered in dark brown chocolate sprinkles while the other sports an incredibly arousing coat of coconut shavings.
i mean, coconut…phoar.
and at the end of it all, both the donuts: The living confectionary starts to moan from his single, circular opening
and mike: I have never been so horny in my entire life, consumed by the taboo nature of this human on pastry encounter.
have a wonderful time.
HOWEVER, as a budding chuck tingle scholar, i have to wonder - there is such an emphasis on these donuts being gay and there are lines like this:
The donut plows into me, pumping up and down and using me like a gay human sex toy
and yet in tingle's masterpiece Space Raptor Butt Invasion we have this exchange:
"I mean, it's not gay if it's a dude raptor and a dude human, right?" I ask.
"Totally not gay." Says the dinosaur.
is this "no homo" rule only applied to men and space dinosaurs? are donuts closer to humans in their DNA? what will this discovery do towards upholding the gay pastry act of 2016?
guess we'll just have to wait and see
come to my blog!
i'm going to be floating some of my favorite monsterporn reviews until thursday, since goodreads informs me this is "romance week." hey, beasts - bring on the romance!
***********************************************
I'm violated by the living junk food
you might say - "karen, don't you know a donut is not a monster?! why is this book on your monsters-are-dirrrrrrrty shelf instead of just on your books-are-dirrrrrrty shelf?? well, not all monsters are scary (and i'm learning that very few of them are sexxy), and i figure the difference between the two shelves is that the books-are-dirrrrrrty. shelf contains all the silly eroticas i read, but the monsters-are-dirrrrrrrty shelf is reserved for the stuff you probably can't do at home. to that end: have sex with a rock troll?? monsters are dirty. have sex with your amish cousin?? books are dirty. have sex with a giant slug? monsters are dirty. have sex with a hipster slave boy? books are dirty. have sex with gigantic talking gay donuts?? i'm gonna call "monster" on this one.
so here we have three dudes, fresh outta high school, going on a pre-college road trip from their native ohio to southern california, having a gay old time. but they soon realize that despite the change of scenery, nothing is really different, and they have only tans to show for their journey, not lasting memories.
our group is coming face to face with the fact that, deep down, we might just be really boring gay men.
mike is not going to waste another moment of this vacation - he's gonna make sure to do something amazing before he has to head back to ohio. but what??
We had heard tales about the utterly depraved donut scene in San Diego, but deep down I had always considered the idea of living, talking, gay pastries to be a purely European thing.
living, talking, gay pastries? sounds like the perfect way to salvage a disappointing vacation! and san diego! here's a little backstory, since you will not remember the pastry fucking act of 2016, unless you have a time machine and are using it in a very specific way:
Once the promiscuous nature of these living baked goods was completely exposed, human/donut fucking was entirely outlawed; gay, straight, all of it. The ruling led to a whole slew of human rights arguments, but despite the fact that living donuts could talk, think, and even love, they were still not considered to be legally human and therefore not afforded the same basic privileges.
(so i was right - monsters!!!)
after searching around town for the hobo signs indicating where friends of the donuts could be found, mike makes some masterfully coded inquiries of a donut purveyor:
"Apple fritter? Maple bar?"
I hesitate for a moment, not quite sure how to go about this. "Do you have anything a little… gayer?"
and he manages to get the secret password to a donut speakeasy.
inside, it's all very exciting and hot, with men everywhere drinking tall glasses of milk, and then mike sees a sign for something called "the big glaze."
and we get some exposition
"This is a gay donut bar as you can see. Most of the gay donuts packed up and moved to Europe when they were outlawed, which is straight up unconstitutional if you ask me, but a few of them stayed behind. Now they live in hiding, but the donut community has found a way to let them work under the table, providing a particular service that is commonly referred to as glazing.
mike innocently asks him to elaborate about this "glazing" practice.
"It means that one man is going to suck off a whole dozen gay donuts, and then they are going to glaze his face in hot, sugary cum."
oh! well that sounds lovely!! and that will certainly be a memory for the vacation scrapbook!
and to beat the current record, all he has to do is pleasure 16 giant gay donuts of all varieties: chocolate, coconut, rainbow sprinkles - whatever comes his way.
mike is ready to go onstage and give those sweet sugary donut cocks his all. or take their all. i'm not really sure which is more precise.
but so what do gay donuts look like, really?
The next thing I know, a handsome, floating donut is approaching me from either side. The pastries are absolutely gorgeous, muscular and toned with massive dicks hanging down from their frosted, circular bodies.
and how does a 16-donut on one man encounter work??
well, there's some sweet dirty talk
"Yeah, suck that sprinkled cock."
and
"Cover my fucking face with your sugary frosting." I beg, starting to get into it now. "Use me as your gay donut cum dumpster."
and some very inventive imagery that bridges the gap between hungry and horny
-hot, steamy frosting
-cum frosting
-my eyes are now completely caked shut with sugary semen.
-I'm utterly glazed with donut semen.
because yeah - spoiler alert -mike does indeed get glazed.
Now that I've got four loads to contend with, I'm finally starting to feel the jizz blend together and form a thin sheen of glazed icing across my face. It's like wearing a mask at the spa, only warmer and many times more explicit.
he is glazed by maple bars with their syrupy balls, by the pink-frosted, and the besprinkled, and these hotties:
Two floating donuts approach me with their cocks in their tiny baked hands, beating off and looking down at my fit body as it lies contorted below them. One of them is covered in dark brown chocolate sprinkles while the other sports an incredibly arousing coat of coconut shavings.
i mean, coconut…phoar.
and at the end of it all, both the donuts: The living confectionary starts to moan from his single, circular opening
and mike: I have never been so horny in my entire life, consumed by the taboo nature of this human on pastry encounter.
have a wonderful time.
HOWEVER, as a budding chuck tingle scholar, i have to wonder - there is such an emphasis on these donuts being gay and there are lines like this:
The donut plows into me, pumping up and down and using me like a gay human sex toy
and yet in tingle's masterpiece Space Raptor Butt Invasion we have this exchange:
"I mean, it's not gay if it's a dude raptor and a dude human, right?" I ask.
"Totally not gay." Says the dinosaur.
is this "no homo" rule only applied to men and space dinosaurs? are donuts closer to humans in their DNA? what will this discovery do towards upholding the gay pastry act of 2016?
guess we'll just have to wait and see
come to my blog!
March 13, 2015
Chucky Chuck Chuck has done it again!
This time with donuts! You might think of these pastries as nothing but fried pieces of yummy dough covered in sugary glaze. But not to the Tingle.
There are living, gay pastries filled sugar cum, ready to glaze tight, hot assholes.
(Look at these studs, just ready to ooze their syrup semen)
*groans*
I buddy read this with my donut, Boston Creme. And you know what Boston Creme thought about Glazed By The Gay Living Donuts?
Nothing.
It's a donut. (Though it might've Tingle-d for a few seconds @ the bukakke scene)
Or it might've been me. *shrugs* Reading a Tingle is truly an experience for yours truly. I savor each Tingley word of foolery, lick my lips from the cream filled goodness.
It's 2016. Mike and his friends, Sam and Jordan are gay barely legal teens from Ohio. They are on a road trip, sowing some wild oats before going to college. They end up in San Diego and on the search for the illegal gay donut sex clubs.
Living gay donuts have been persecuted in America and have gone into hiding. Human/donut sex has been made illegal. Most of the gay donuts moved to Europe to live in freedom and fuck to their dough heart's content.
But the donuts still in America have4 to resort to fucking in underground gay donut sex clubs which our main character, Mike has found. In front of his friends and strangers, he offers his mouth, tight asshole and skin for "glazing".
And it's not your momma's glazing...
We're talking sugar cum bukakke. He was jizzed on by a record whopping sixteen stiff prick donuts. They pumped him good. I got a cavity from reading this sweet gang bang.
Once again, I've been Tinglered. And I liked it.
#glazemebaby #creamstuffed #ChuckyChuckChuckedMyPastries #3.5stars #
This time with donuts! You might think of these pastries as nothing but fried pieces of yummy dough covered in sugary glaze. But not to the Tingle.
There are living, gay pastries filled sugar cum, ready to glaze tight, hot assholes.
(Look at these studs, just ready to ooze their syrup semen)
*groans*
I buddy read this with my donut, Boston Creme. And you know what Boston Creme thought about Glazed By The Gay Living Donuts?
Nothing.
It's a donut. (Though it might've Tingle-d for a few seconds @ the bukakke scene)
Or it might've been me. *shrugs* Reading a Tingle is truly an experience for yours truly. I savor each Tingley word of foolery, lick my lips from the cream filled goodness.
It's 2016. Mike and his friends, Sam and Jordan are gay barely legal teens from Ohio. They are on a road trip, sowing some wild oats before going to college. They end up in San Diego and on the search for the illegal gay donut sex clubs.
Living gay donuts have been persecuted in America and have gone into hiding. Human/donut sex has been made illegal. Most of the gay donuts moved to Europe to live in freedom and fuck to their dough heart's content.
But the donuts still in America have4 to resort to fucking in underground gay donut sex clubs which our main character, Mike has found. In front of his friends and strangers, he offers his mouth, tight asshole and skin for "glazing".
And it's not your momma's glazing...
We're talking sugar cum bukakke. He was jizzed on by a record whopping sixteen stiff prick donuts. They pumped him good. I got a cavity from reading this sweet gang bang.
Once again, I've been Tinglered. And I liked it.
#glazemebaby #creamstuffed #ChuckyChuckChuckedMyPastries #3.5stars #
July 13, 2016
I'm so hungry right now.
I really love donuts.
3.5 milky-ropes Stars
I really love donuts.
3.5 milky-ropes Stars
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November 16, 2024HELLO ??
June 24, 2016
In celebration of nothing, I decided to eat donuts for dinner, and read some donut porn. You know how it is.
Also, human on gay dessert action. Muahaha. Ha.
March 17, 2016
"You know, the gay pastry scene isn't for everyone." Oh, but it is for me. I loved it.
"Remember ... the number of donut loads beat without tapping out from exhaustion is fifteen. If Mike can take that, he'll receive The Big Glaze grand prize!"
I could hardly contain myself, waiting to see if he could take enough 'glaze' to win the prize.
"Use me as your gay donut cum dumpster."
Beautiful, just so Beautiful. All of it (Also I really want a donut now, with extra frosting)
"Remember ... the number of donut loads beat without tapping out from exhaustion is fifteen. If Mike can take that, he'll receive The Big Glaze grand prize!"
I could hardly contain myself, waiting to see if he could take enough 'glaze' to win the prize.
"Use me as your gay donut cum dumpster."
Beautiful, just so Beautiful. All of it (Also I really want a donut now, with extra frosting)
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July 12, 2025this was against my will.
July 12, 2025
listened to potato read this in the GR server:
10/10, narrator did a great job & had me laughing so hard now my cheeks hurt. 4 stars because it was read to me LOL
10/10, narrator did a great job & had me laughing so hard now my cheeks hurt. 4 stars because it was read to me LOL
July 27, 2025
"Do you have anything a little… gayer?”
December 31, 2018
Justo cuando llegue a pensar que las historias de Chuck Tingle no podrían ser mas raras, llega el Erotismo con Postres.
No hay mucho que decir amiguitos, solo que “Este mundo está cada vez más raro”.
BTW, a mi ni siquiera me gustan las donas, y ahora cada vez que vea una no podre dejar de pensar en esta historia.
No hay mucho que decir amiguitos, solo que “Este mundo está cada vez más raro”.
BTW, a mi ni siquiera me gustan las donas, y ahora cada vez que vea una no podre dejar de pensar en esta historia.
July 5, 2025
Great pick for a popcorn read aloud with some degenerate friends.
January 2, 2025
traumatized but impressed by the world building
I wish we were given more backstory on the donuts in the gay donut club. The donut discrimination and politics in America was something that really made me think. Did these donuts deserve to have ICE called on them and deserve their deportation? Or do we hate what we don’t understand?
the second story had a lot of heart. they rly were in love.
I wish we were given more backstory on the donuts in the gay donut club. The donut discrimination and politics in America was something that really made me think. Did these donuts deserve to have ICE called on them and deserve their deportation? Or do we hate what we don’t understand?
the second story had a lot of heart. they rly were in love.
August 4, 2025
Day 30
[insert review later]
Some joke about how this was written for the male glaze.
[insert review later]
Some joke about how this was written for the male glaze.
March 22, 2021
A classic Tingler!!! I loved this one, who knew donuts were so... nevermind, just read it if you're curious!
April 25, 2023
Glazing lol haha
January 20, 2025
Book clue crazy book of the month. It was short and unexpected haha.
September 4, 2025
There’S LORE?
March 13, 2016
Ok ok… bon, je sais que le monde n’aime pas ce genre de délire mais… moi si.
Ah moins que j’aime le sexe fort (et les histoires chelou de Kitty), j’ai trouvé les écrit de Chuck Tingles plus chelou que mon idole.
Parce que mine de rien, autant Kitty ça se passe avec des créatures imaginaires qu’on ne risque pas de tomber dessus (sauf si on est saoul ou drogué) autant celui là, ben… on les voit partout !
Mon dieu… Mike (notre sacrifié du jour) pourquoi fais tu cela avec des… avec des donuts !!! Mec, tu va me faire regretter d’apprécier ce délicieux gâteau ! Rend-moi ma viiiiieeeee !!!!!
Franchement, je retourne voir ma kitty avec ses… euh… quoique… non, je vais aller voir ailleurs.
Ah moins que j’aime le sexe fort (et les histoires chelou de Kitty), j’ai trouvé les écrit de Chuck Tingles plus chelou que mon idole.
Parce que mine de rien, autant Kitty ça se passe avec des créatures imaginaires qu’on ne risque pas de tomber dessus (sauf si on est saoul ou drogué) autant celui là, ben… on les voit partout !
Mon dieu… Mike (notre sacrifié du jour) pourquoi fais tu cela avec des… avec des donuts !!! Mec, tu va me faire regretter d’apprécier ce délicieux gâteau ! Rend-moi ma viiiiieeeee !!!!!
Franchement, je retourne voir ma kitty avec ses… euh… quoique… non, je vais aller voir ailleurs.
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