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Hallelujah MF
Welcome to a rotten slice of America, where dreams die faster than a cigarette in a puddle.
In a city that glitters with Senator Red’s gold-plated skyscrapers and reeks of the desperation in the shadows, three worlds are about to collide in a spectacular spray of blood and irony.
The John is drowning in debt, presiding over a crumbling church where even the plastic Walmart angels look tired. He’s praying for a miracle to feed the hungry kids in his basement. He didn’t expect that miracle to arrive in a gym bag stuffed with five million dollars of the Senator’s dirty laundry.
The A man who views the hunger of his constituents as a "stimulus for ambition." When his illicit fortune goes missing, he doesn't call the cops—he calls the heavy hitters.
The Enter Leon, a hitman with the soul of a weary philosopher, and Claire, an "Esthete" of death who treats a poisoning like a choreographed ballet. They’ve spent their lives cleaning up messes, but this time, the mess has a soul. From the high-stakes glitz of a political gala to a final, rain-slicked showdown at the Altar of Saint Jude, they are about to find out if some debts can ever truly be paid.
"Hallelujah MF" is a razor-sharp, cinematic neo-noir that reads like a collaborative fever dream between Quentin Tarantino and Guy Ritchie. It’s a story of grit and grace, where the line between a saint and a sinner is as thin as a blade gliding over silk.
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In a city that glitters with Senator Red’s gold-plated skyscrapers and reeks of the desperation in the shadows, three worlds are about to collide in a spectacular spray of blood and irony.
The John is drowning in debt, presiding over a crumbling church where even the plastic Walmart angels look tired. He’s praying for a miracle to feed the hungry kids in his basement. He didn’t expect that miracle to arrive in a gym bag stuffed with five million dollars of the Senator’s dirty laundry.
The A man who views the hunger of his constituents as a "stimulus for ambition." When his illicit fortune goes missing, he doesn't call the cops—he calls the heavy hitters.
The Enter Leon, a hitman with the soul of a weary philosopher, and Claire, an "Esthete" of death who treats a poisoning like a choreographed ballet. They’ve spent their lives cleaning up messes, but this time, the mess has a soul. From the high-stakes glitz of a political gala to a final, rain-slicked showdown at the Altar of Saint Jude, they are about to find out if some debts can ever truly be paid.
"Hallelujah MF" is a razor-sharp, cinematic neo-noir that reads like a collaborative fever dream between Quentin Tarantino and Guy Ritchie. It’s a story of grit and grace, where the line between a saint and a sinner is as thin as a blade gliding over silk.
Would you like me to create a "Look Inside" sample or perhaps draft some Amazon A+ Content (visual descriptions) to help promote the book?
91 pages, Kindle Edition
Published April 15, 2026
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May 6, 2026
So, this book reads kind of like a screen play; which I think is a nice change. Half of the chapters in the book are just introducing new characters, only for the fight scene at the end of the book to be very short. I really liked Claire the gas lady, I think if the book was more about her, it would have been more enjoyable; maybe about her kills or how she became this way. You can tell the author put a lot of thought into the characters; they are well written. Another thing is on the last chapter is doesn't explain how those two ended up together, they were just all of a sudden together which was weird.
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