Looking back, I ask myself why I even bothered to actually read this book all the way through. I must have grown weak in my semester long absence from young adult fiction to think that I actually had to finish a novel that I started. And alas, I did not remember the joy of skimming until I was almost done with this book! Woe, is me, for all my precious time wasted.
Victoria, going by the name ‘Egg’ after her favorite movies heroine, lives an awful, hard life. She shaved her head, waxed off her eyebrows and colors them in different colors, wears a trench coat to school, and then complains about how no one at school “gets” her. She is so strange, in fact, that she is boy proof. That is, until newcomer Max moves in (on page 4.) It is obvious from this point on that Egg is not, in fact, boy proof; she is just another whiny, complaining, annoying person that likes to make her life more difficult then it needs to be.
Her mother is a movie star, and her father is a special make up artist (they live in Hollywood). They are divorced, and Egg hates her mother because, well, she can. In fact, she hates everyone because she can. And yet, for some strange reason, people still try to be nice to her until the climax, where she pisses them off enough to make them stop. (This involves assuming that Max is in love with her and then confronting him when he starts dating another girl—but don’t worry, that doesn’t last long—blowing off the girl who was supposed to tutor her in trig, and not telling the ScFi club that her mother was cast as a lead role in one of the movies that they were all looking forward to seeing.)
This novel was predictable. It’s obvious from the beginning that Egg is a bitter individual just searching for the right person who will love her, and who better to do this than the new kid? The attempts to create a sub plot were weak (Egg’s grades and her mothers career), and are over shadowed by all the negativity and hatred that consumes Egg. The climax was, well, anticlimactic, and the resolution was far too unrealistic. Too quick and easy. Egg just comes to her senses and realizes that she needs to stop being angry at the world. And once she decides to become a normal contributor to society, Max decides that he does like her after all. What a great message!
However, I did enjoy one quote from the book. “Non est ad astra mollis e terries via.” which means “There is no easy way from the Earth to the stars.” (66)