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The Panty Whisperer #2
The Panty Whisperer: Volumes 1 - 5
**Warning: This a collection of short stories. They contain adult language and hot, steamy, balls deep sexual situations written to make your thighs quiver and your toes curl. Enjoy!**
JOEL IS BACK!!
This collection includes the original plus four additional fast-paced, panty-dropping short stories.
Have you ever been pushed to the edge, and then over it? Have you ever had your toes cramp and your head shoot to the sky, trying to log every touch, every feeling in your memory, to reenact every situation later in the shower, or underneath your cool bed sheets? Have you ever had someone own your mind, penetrating every single one of your sexual fantasies, unable to shake free of them?
The thought of me will be a thirst you can't quench, an itch you just can't scratch, a drug that you cannot have. Every time you run your fingers down over your body, longing for that unattainable feeling I gave you, that warm sensation shooting into your toes, that complete surrender of all inhibition, aching for me to have you just one more time, I'll be there, inside your mind...
My name is Joel Hannover and I am the panty whisperer. Some men are good at business, some gifted at mathematics--I'm good at making women come, hard. It's a gift I've possessed my entire life. If there was a girl nobody could bed, I was the first to get there. I always get there. I work as an accounting software consultant. That's a fancy way of saying I'm a salesman. Accounting departments are full of women, dressed conservatively, presumed to live boring, mundane lives. Nothing could be further from the truth. These women are unique, sexual creatures, yearning for someone to take them to their breaking point and beyond.
Will Joel finally meet his match? You'll have to read to find out...
JOEL IS BACK!!
This collection includes the original plus four additional fast-paced, panty-dropping short stories.
Have you ever been pushed to the edge, and then over it? Have you ever had your toes cramp and your head shoot to the sky, trying to log every touch, every feeling in your memory, to reenact every situation later in the shower, or underneath your cool bed sheets? Have you ever had someone own your mind, penetrating every single one of your sexual fantasies, unable to shake free of them?
The thought of me will be a thirst you can't quench, an itch you just can't scratch, a drug that you cannot have. Every time you run your fingers down over your body, longing for that unattainable feeling I gave you, that warm sensation shooting into your toes, that complete surrender of all inhibition, aching for me to have you just one more time, I'll be there, inside your mind...
My name is Joel Hannover and I am the panty whisperer. Some men are good at business, some gifted at mathematics--I'm good at making women come, hard. It's a gift I've possessed my entire life. If there was a girl nobody could bed, I was the first to get there. I always get there. I work as an accounting software consultant. That's a fancy way of saying I'm a salesman. Accounting departments are full of women, dressed conservatively, presumed to live boring, mundane lives. Nothing could be further from the truth. These women are unique, sexual creatures, yearning for someone to take them to their breaking point and beyond.
Will Joel finally meet his match? You'll have to read to find out...
77 pages, Kindle Edition
First published March 10, 2015
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Sloane Howell
47 books3,323 followersSloane Howell lives in the Midwest United States and writes hot romance stories. A former college baseball player turned author, when not reading or writing he enjoys hanging out with his family, watching sports, playing with the dogs, traveling, and engaging his readers on social media. You can almost always catch him goofing off on Facebook or Twitter and trying to convince Mrs. Howell that it is "work"
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August 23, 2015
**4 Quickie Stars**
First off, I love the title!
And there's a lot of this:
and this:
The Panty Whisperer is a collection of short stories featuring alpha male Joel Hannover who literally can take the panties off of any woman, at any time. He has a way with women that makes them senseless against the onslaught of his masculine sexuality.
It steamy, scorching, soak-your-panties hot! The sex is just off the charts. Even though it's short stories it's still well written. This is the perfect read for when you're in the mood for a quickie...and it delivers that's for sure.
First off, I love the title!
And there's a lot of this:
and this:
The Panty Whisperer is a collection of short stories featuring alpha male Joel Hannover who literally can take the panties off of any woman, at any time. He has a way with women that makes them senseless against the onslaught of his masculine sexuality.
It steamy, scorching, soak-your-panties hot! The sex is just off the charts. Even though it's short stories it's still well written. This is the perfect read for when you're in the mood for a quickie...and it delivers that's for sure.
September 2, 2016
Smut-tastic smut. Lots and lots of it!
There's no real plot, until the very end. It's just about a man, Joel, who wants to plow through the female population, one orgasm at a time. I didn't even like Joel. I found he lacked morals and ethics, and worried more about his cock than anything else. However, by the end I was convinced to give him a chance because there seems to be more to the story. Besides, it takes two to tango and those women willingly (and stupidly) opened their legs for him lol.
I cannot wait to see how things turn out in Volume 6 between Joel and Quinn.
XO
There's no real plot, until the very end. It's just about a man, Joel, who wants to plow through the female population, one orgasm at a time. I didn't even like Joel. I found he lacked morals and ethics, and worried more about his cock than anything else. However, by the end I was convinced to give him a chance because there seems to be more to the story. Besides, it takes two to tango and those women willingly (and stupidly) opened their legs for him lol.
I cannot wait to see how things turn out in Volume 6 between Joel and Quinn.
XO
April 22, 2015
3.5 stars
This book contains the original Volume 1 erotic novella and an additional four steamy short stories involving the continued sexcapades of Joel Hannover (a.k.a. The Panty Whisperer). Joel is a man on a mission to give women the best sexual experience of their lives. This cocky (ahem) dirty talker has game and is a serious freak in the sheets.
If you’ve read Volume 1, the other stories are basically more of the same. On his adventures, he meets a wife who needs to get her groove back , a mousy office manager, a frustrated college intern, and a bar hook-up. One rejected lady seeks revenge in an amusing way.
The stories are really just about sex, sex, and more sex. Holy smokes, I don't think I've read such mind blowing, panty-melting, get-your-kink-on sex scenes since... well... ever. Seriously, on the smut scale this one is off the charts. The writing, however, is surprisingly good and the character of Joel is simultaneously amusing and conceited. Still, there’s only so much sex I can take and it does get monotonous. Overall, I’d recommend this if you’re in the mood for a dirty quickie.
This book contains the original Volume 1 erotic novella and an additional four steamy short stories involving the continued sexcapades of Joel Hannover (a.k.a. The Panty Whisperer). Joel is a man on a mission to give women the best sexual experience of their lives. This cocky (ahem) dirty talker has game and is a serious freak in the sheets.
If you’ve read Volume 1, the other stories are basically more of the same. On his adventures, he meets a wife who needs to get her groove back , a mousy office manager, a frustrated college intern, and a bar hook-up. One rejected lady seeks revenge in an amusing way.
The stories are really just about sex, sex, and more sex. Holy smokes, I don't think I've read such mind blowing, panty-melting, get-your-kink-on sex scenes since... well... ever. Seriously, on the smut scale this one is off the charts. The writing, however, is surprisingly good and the character of Joel is simultaneously amusing and conceited. Still, there’s only so much sex I can take and it does get monotonous. Overall, I’d recommend this if you’re in the mood for a dirty quickie.
October 27, 2016
3.5 The Panty Whisperer #2 Stars
Another short story with Joel, again he is a man, and he gets what he wants… And so does she. :D
Really not a lot to say with this one, just a fun fast read.
*You don't have to like my review but its 100% my opinion, and I am allowed to have it.*
Another short story with Joel, again he is a man, and he gets what he wants… And so does she. :D
Really not a lot to say with this one, just a fun fast read.
*You don't have to like my review but its 100% my opinion, and I am allowed to have it.*
February 1, 2016
it's just a quickie, friemds... ; )
still hot & definitely worthy of 3.5 stars imo.
still hot & definitely worthy of 3.5 stars imo.
January 25, 2017
Holy shit, Joel!!!
February 1, 2016
The Panty Whisperer (The Panty Whisperer #1)
OMG Joel, when are you going to visit me next? LMAO! Or wait, what’s the name of your company? I guess I should pass my resume there.
Joel didn’t disappoint. From the Volume I, I’ve liked him because, well, my mind is stuck with his sexual prowess and I can’t really think of anything else.
And seriously, the last one stop. I didn’t see that one coming. It was still so hot, but it was a surprise and I ended up laughing myself off. Oh wait. I also can’t get over the fact that I was left feeling unsatisfied. I ended up liking Tommy, Joel’s friend and I really really want to know what his reaction is. Sloane, answer! I’m kidding.
If you’re looking for some quick read, hot and sensual and sexual, well, all I can say is ’Go meet The Panty Whisperer’.
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November 2, 2015
This is a series of erotic short stories, this review is for 1-6. Joel Hannover is the Panty Whisperer. He's smoking hot and knows it. He uses his sex god superpower to give women the sexual experience of their lives. Once. He doesn't believe in repeat performances. That works out well for him most of the time. Of course, at some point, he gets played at his own game. There is lots of steamy porn-type sex and talk, but the stories are funny too. I love Joel and am hoping for more stories soon.
January 12, 2018
Couldn't finish this.
I was expecting a story with some kind of character development, and initally found Joel's attitude so ridiculously arrogant as to be funny (I'm going to go on a limb and say it's supposed to be funny and not to be taken too seriously) but by the 4th "encounter" of the man-whore with yet another woman and the m/c thinking he was all that, I just didn't want to invest any more time on it.
It's a pity, because I'd bought this on the back of reading Bad Daddy, which I'd really enjoyed. I've got another book by this author on my TBR list, so I'm hoping this book is an exception to his usual writing style.
I was expecting a story with some kind of character development, and initally found Joel's attitude so ridiculously arrogant as to be funny (I'm going to go on a limb and say it's supposed to be funny and not to be taken too seriously) but by the 4th "encounter" of the man-whore with yet another woman and the m/c thinking he was all that, I just didn't want to invest any more time on it.
It's a pity, because I'd bought this on the back of reading Bad Daddy, which I'd really enjoyed. I've got another book by this author on my TBR list, so I'm hoping this book is an exception to his usual writing style.
May 25, 2020
Intense
This is an intense group of stories all about Joel aka The Panty whisperer.
He's a Casanova, ladies just lose all inhibitions when it comes to him.
He does however make sure they're completely satisfied but it NEVER goes beyond the sex.
He's crosses the wrong lady this time and she gets her friend to help get even.
Will the plan work though?
I loved this group of stories now onto the Next volume!
This is an intense group of stories all about Joel aka The Panty whisperer.
He's a Casanova, ladies just lose all inhibitions when it comes to him.
He does however make sure they're completely satisfied but it NEVER goes beyond the sex.
He's crosses the wrong lady this time and she gets her friend to help get even.
Will the plan work though?
I loved this group of stories now onto the Next volume!
May 8, 2017
These stores just keep getting better and better. Joel is so much more then we were lead to believe, Tommy is hilarious and when you have these two together it's priceless. Quinn is one strong minded woman and I love her in this story, I can't wait to see what's to come out of everything. We're still given the ever loving sexiness from Joel and his filthy mouth I can't get enough of. Great read!
July 6, 2015
Firstly I live tweeted my reading of this book which you can check out on my Twitter (https://twitter.com/MissMontanaC) if you want a shorter review than the below. Plus with more gifs.
Secondly I love love loved this book. Seriously. I’m not usually a short story kinda girl (I always have issues with the lack of backstory) but this collection of short stories did it right!
The stories have the same hero, Joel Hannover, but feature 5 different women. The first story is the original story from The Panty Whisperer, which you can download for free here (https://www.smashwords.com/books/view...) if you want a sampler, but the next 4 were even better. Particularly story #5. I won’t spoil it but let’s just say it tops the rest in a very important way…
Things I liked -
The sex was amazing. These are basically short erotic stories, similar to what you would find on erotica websites like Literotica. However you’re getting the quality here that those sites so often sadly lack, no bad spelling or poor grammar in sight! So if you’re looking for a hot read with more emphasis on the sex than the story, this book is exactly what the doctor ordered.
The last story was amazing. Such a good twist. Read this just for the twist.
Despite the lack of back story, the characters were good. They didn’t have any weirdness that put you off them, you didn’t need them to have anything behind them to enjoy the book.
This is the perfect book when you want something quick you can read in an hour or two. Perfect train book also, as you don’t really need to keep up with a plot. Although if you’re the type who is shy about what they’re reading maybe don’t read it if the train is busy – this language isn’t for the faint of heart! But pick it if you’re just up for some hot, quick fun!
4 out of 5 sexy gun metaphors!
Love,
Montana xx
Secondly I love love loved this book. Seriously. I’m not usually a short story kinda girl (I always have issues with the lack of backstory) but this collection of short stories did it right!
The stories have the same hero, Joel Hannover, but feature 5 different women. The first story is the original story from The Panty Whisperer, which you can download for free here (https://www.smashwords.com/books/view...) if you want a sampler, but the next 4 were even better. Particularly story #5. I won’t spoil it but let’s just say it tops the rest in a very important way…
Things I liked -
The sex was amazing. These are basically short erotic stories, similar to what you would find on erotica websites like Literotica. However you’re getting the quality here that those sites so often sadly lack, no bad spelling or poor grammar in sight! So if you’re looking for a hot read with more emphasis on the sex than the story, this book is exactly what the doctor ordered.
The last story was amazing. Such a good twist. Read this just for the twist.
Despite the lack of back story, the characters were good. They didn’t have any weirdness that put you off them, you didn’t need them to have anything behind them to enjoy the book.
This is the perfect book when you want something quick you can read in an hour or two. Perfect train book also, as you don’t really need to keep up with a plot. Although if you’re the type who is shy about what they’re reading maybe don’t read it if the train is busy – this language isn’t for the faint of heart! But pick it if you’re just up for some hot, quick fun!
4 out of 5 sexy gun metaphors!
Love,
Montana xx
February 17, 2017
This is five short stories they all run together and the panties are flying. Joel will finally meet his match and throughout the books she all make an appearance. He just has to figure out if he is ready to give up the title of the Panty Whisperer and become an honest man, or if the title will stand
November 11, 2016
TPW was the first series I read from Sloane Howell, and I was blown away. I love snarky characters who actually have some depth, and this series has that, in spades. The humor was spot on, and the characters sucked you in and played on your emotions. If an author can get me to snort out loud, laugh until I can't breathe, cause my significant other to threaten bodily harm to me if I wake him up laughing in bed again, then turn around and have me quietly sobbing because of the intense emotions the characters are feeling, I'm a follower for life.
TPW also appealed to me on a happy youthful nerdy level. The characters in this series loved the Star Wars movies, and I grew up with them. The one liners placed strategically throughout warmed my little Princess Leia picking heart. To quote Princess Leia, "I love you."
TPW also appealed to me on a happy youthful nerdy level. The characters in this series loved the Star Wars movies, and I grew up with them. The one liners placed strategically throughout warmed my little Princess Leia picking heart. To quote Princess Leia, "I love you."
January 20, 2016
The Panty Whisperer is one hot erotic tale of the infamous Joel Hannover's many conquests.
These short stories are blow your mind and soak your panties kinda hot. Joel is a manwhore and he loves nothing more than to tease the many women he meets at work and give them the best sex of their lives. And let me tell you, it is most definitely some some hot as hell sex. OMG!!!! Sloane Howell has a talent like no other. I just get enough of her scorching hot books. What I loved even more was Joel getting played in the end when one girl who was none to happy to be kicked to the curb after the best sex of her life, asks her bf to get revenge. That's all I'm going to say. But damn is The Panty Whisperer a nice short read that will be leave you hot and bothered.
These short stories are blow your mind and soak your panties kinda hot. Joel is a manwhore and he loves nothing more than to tease the many women he meets at work and give them the best sex of their lives. And let me tell you, it is most definitely some some hot as hell sex. OMG!!!! Sloane Howell has a talent like no other. I just get enough of her scorching hot books. What I loved even more was Joel getting played in the end when one girl who was none to happy to be kicked to the curb after the best sex of her life, asks her bf to get revenge. That's all I'm going to say. But damn is The Panty Whisperer a nice short read that will be leave you hot and bothered.
March 12, 2015
I am a huge fan of Sloane Howell and let me just say that she blew me away with this book. I will not lie... I read this book twice! Yes..Two times!! I wanted Joel in Vol 1 but now I am addicted to him. This book is so freaking HOT and I mean HOT! When I read part 3 I had to put the book down, cool down, and try to regroup myself! Like I said it is that hot.
Honestly there is not 1 negative thing that I can say about this book. I am now addicted to Sloane Howell's books and I can't wait to read more of her books! Let's face it I could read about Joel The Panty Whisperer all freaking day long!!!
So please go and One-click this book you will not regret it! I promise!!
Honestly there is not 1 negative thing that I can say about this book. I am now addicted to Sloane Howell's books and I can't wait to read more of her books! Let's face it I could read about Joel The Panty Whisperer all freaking day long!!!
So please go and One-click this book you will not regret it! I promise!!
November 25, 2015
As I mentioned in my previous review, Joel Hannover knows what he's doing and we get to see more of him in action here. The scenes are very hot and I do caution you to read it in a private place because it will get you hot and bothered.
But...even much more than the hot scenes, I loved that Joel got to see some of the negative consequences of his actions (although it wasn't his fault)...AND he did in fact meet his match. I was like "you go girl!"
Sloane Howell definitely knows how to write. I kept putting off reading the entire set because I didn't want it to end...but sadly...it eventually did :(
Definitely looking forward to book 6!!!
But...even much more than the hot scenes, I loved that Joel got to see some of the negative consequences of his actions (although it wasn't his fault)...AND he did in fact meet his match. I was like "you go girl!"
Sloane Howell definitely knows how to write. I kept putting off reading the entire set because I didn't want it to end...but sadly...it eventually did :(
Definitely looking forward to book 6!!!
February 28, 2016
I mean Joel definitely met his match when he stumbled in to Quinn. This series was super sexy, super dirty, super funny. I mean first I love the relationship between Joel and Tommy....friends for life who will always be there for each other. Second Joel and Quinn, who are trying to slowly ease into a friendship, but who can't seem to pump the breaks when it comes to touching, kissing, and full on attacking each other, third everyone and Joel's car........she seems to be a big hit with all.....lol. I am dying for the final installment. Sloane really has a way with words :)
April 13, 2015
Whisper to my panties...
This story was quite sexy.. fun and quick. I enjoyed reading what every woman fantasize about... a dirty f#ck. We all have those thoughts and it was exciting to say the least. Of course, my favorite was volume 5. I love the way she took over... can't wait for the book and to see just how crazy she made him. Reverse psychology in actual practice!!! Genius!
This story was quite sexy.. fun and quick. I enjoyed reading what every woman fantasize about... a dirty f#ck. We all have those thoughts and it was exciting to say the least. Of course, my favorite was volume 5. I love the way she took over... can't wait for the book and to see just how crazy she made him. Reverse psychology in actual practice!!! Genius!
May 17, 2016
Speachless !!
This is a hell of stories Waooo. What a roller coaster ride with Mr Joel. This was quick, fun, funny, HOT HOT HOT... Did I said HOT already?? Well it was, absolutely adventurous but Mr. Joel needs to learn and I want I NEED more from this story. So Mr. Sloane Howell I'm pretty sure that every woman that had read this story is in the same position as me so please don't make us beg or wait to long to enjoy more of this Panty melting story!
This is a hell of stories Waooo. What a roller coaster ride with Mr Joel. This was quick, fun, funny, HOT HOT HOT... Did I said HOT already?? Well it was, absolutely adventurous but Mr. Joel needs to learn and I want I NEED more from this story. So Mr. Sloane Howell I'm pretty sure that every woman that had read this story is in the same position as me so please don't make us beg or wait to long to enjoy more of this Panty melting story!
August 27, 2015
*****FIVE NAUGHTY STARS*****A MUST READ!!!!!
So since I loved Volume 1 (that was FREE), I came back for more. Thank you Sloane Howell for proving that it's possible to write erotic short stories and turn them into a book that has it all. This book was funny, sexy and left me wanting more! PLEASE keep 'em coming! I'm off to devour Volume 6...
So since I loved Volume 1 (that was FREE), I came back for more. Thank you Sloane Howell for proving that it's possible to write erotic short stories and turn them into a book that has it all. This book was funny, sexy and left me wanting more! PLEASE keep 'em coming! I'm off to devour Volume 6...
April 27, 2016
The first story interested me enough to pick up this box set, but to be honest it was more the fact that the author is male that intrigued me enough to read some more.
Joel is a bit of a dick, arrogant, loves himself and he is the type of guy I love to hate. I would read more by the author, not sureI would read more in this series though.
Joel is a bit of a dick, arrogant, loves himself and he is the type of guy I love to hate. I would read more by the author, not sureI would read more in this series though.
October 10, 2015
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December 17, 2015
OMG, this is one hot book.
Each story gets to the point quickly. If you like your books full of hot sex and more hot sex then this book is a must read.
I'm looking forward to reading more from Sloane.
Each story gets to the point quickly. If you like your books full of hot sex and more hot sex then this book is a must read.
I'm looking forward to reading more from Sloane.
April 6, 2016
I love reading Joel's adventures.
Volume 5 adds an interesting twist as we read a volume from a female point of view.
Quinn seems to be Joel's match as far as playing the game goes.
I can't wait to read volume 6 to find out where the game will lead.
Volume 5 adds an interesting twist as we read a volume from a female point of view.
Quinn seems to be Joel's match as far as playing the game goes.
I can't wait to read volume 6 to find out where the game will lead.
August 8, 2016
Using his great looks and smooth voice, the dirty talking Joel takes on different woman to have sexual encounters with. The bad part, he's only in it for a one time deal. These are a collection of short stories that will definitely make you feel and want everything.
January 27, 2016
Totally awesome! Love the revenge chapter. Keep them coming!
February 28, 2016
Holy hotness
Joel sounds dreamy and steamy. Tommy is a good wing man to have around. U will need new panties after u read this series.
Joel sounds dreamy and steamy. Tommy is a good wing man to have around. U will need new panties after u read this series.
April 21, 2016
WOW, a lot of hotness going in this book of short stories. I can't wait to see what happens next. Joel is so f****** hot with the way he talks to women no wonder he is called "THE PANTY WHISPERER"
April 30, 2016
Please see my review under The Panty Whisperer - The Complete Series.
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