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245 pages, Kindle Edition
Published July 24, 2026
So far, I’ve yet to meet a single available dick on this planet that might be better at getting me off than even one of the toys in my box. Plus, dicks come with feelings and complications. I prefer mine plastic, quiet, and obedient.
“Hi,” Audrey says brightly, lifting her hand in a wave like we’re old friends.
My frown deepens even further. “Why are you here?”
“Uhm, can we have a sleepover?” Audrey asks, widening her eyes in a way that I suspect is meant to make her look innocent. But that wicked tilt to her mouth is telling me she’s enjoying whatever she’s doing far too much.
It takes me a minute to register her words. “A what?”
“I’m staying the night and will be gone in the morning,” Audrey says brightly, stepping toward me and patting me on the chest.