Ain't Sayin' He's a Gold Digger

Gold Digger Universe #1

by taylorpotato

Teen Wolf (TV)
Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski

Peter and Stiles hook up on a sugar daddy dating website. Here's the ensuing love story, told through chat screenshots and text messages.

42 chapters complete
Wordcount: 12K

Genres: Fan Fiction, M M Romance, Paranormal, Humor, Shapeshifters, LGBT, Short Stories

84 pages, ebook

First published April 4, 2015

About the author

fake geek boy. actual trash jesus. everything i touch turns gross.

as of right now i'm only adding friends that i know in the meatspace? i am sorry. i am 900% worse at communicating than you would expect. i don't even reply to texts from my own mother.

i'm also just reviewing things i like, because bad reviews make people sad and i am a squishy marshmallow.

http://steterkink.tumblr.com/
http://taylorpotato.tumblr.com/

Reviews

[Kat]

And it's finished! When my alarm went off, the first thing I did was checking the Steterkink Tumblr for a new chapter. My Steter fix even replaced my coffee fix. That's huge, folks. And even though I would've adored a massive accompanying fic, and even though Peter was a little too fluffy for my tastes in this one...









Okay, so maybe I'm okay with fluffy Peter *has melted into a puddle of goo*.

No really, I'm so obsessed with this guy. If he wasn't like two heads shorter than me, I'd have hired an abduction van, dudes.0_o

Eh, where was I? So even though I really wish I could've seen Derek's face for real, this was a fantastic multimedia project. Congrats to Taylorpotato for single-handedly putting Steter on the map!

[Lisa Henry]

I've been on a bunch of morning shifts. When the alarm goes off at 5 am the first thing I do is read the newest chapter of this.

Everything taylorpotato does with Stiles and Peter is awesome -- from heartbreaking to hilarious, and this little fic is definitely on the hilarious side.

I'm now starting to have slight moments of jittery panic when I realise it probably won't go on forever.

Why? WHY?

One of my favourite parts so far is when Cora finds out who Peter's sleeping with:

OMMFFFGGGGGGG. THE AWKWARD, SKINNY HIGH SCHOOL DUDE THAT WANTED TO BONE DEREK?

And Peter's response:

Yes. I suppose you could say he traded up.

I love Peter Hale.

[Optimist ♰King's Wench♰]

I hate to bump. I really do but this gem is nominated for Best Free Story in the MMRG Members Choice Awards!

Let's Bring Home the Win, People!

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8/7/15 Reread w/The Adam

squishy snuggle wolf & Princess are still hilarious and Cora's glee at Derek's MANPAIN!

AAAAAaaaaaand this playlists!!!!!

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It's official. I've fallen into the Steter black hole and (prolly hella stupid to broadcast this on the interwebs, but taylorpotato has a stalker now.

I haz a shame. Not really.

But this was so goddamn cute I can't be expected to stop. Right?

I am holding out hope that my Steter addiction doesn't progress beyond taylorpotato, though.

I feel like this is prolly an unrealistic expectation. Because denial ain't just a river in Egypt and all that jazz.

*shrugs*

Anyhoo...
YOU HAVE TO READ IT ONLINE!

I'm actually still listening to the playlist plus the profiles and pics are adorbs. You're cheating yourself if you download it. Just looking out for your best interests.

Stiles and Peter meet on a sugar daddy website and the whole thing is told through a series of online chats and texts.

Most of which had me literally gut laughing.

Surprisingly good relationship development for the format. Peter becomes Stiles's "squishy snuggle wolf" and Stiles becomes Peter's "Princess".

There's pizza and stoned/drunk Stiles, cuddles, drunk texting, sex bets, snark, wit, awesome banter, a mention or two of heels and stockings and possessive Peter.

They make fun and torment Derek so hard. I know some Sterek people are gonna be butthurt, but IT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!! They made Derek ugly cry on Skype!!!! LOL!

Sorry. Not sorry.

The first playlist was so wrong and so right. OMFG! I laughed so hard. MADONNA'S MATERIAL GIRL?!!?!

*still chortling*

But that second playlist... first a all, any playlist with Radiohead is a win but the whole thing is chock full of tunes I listen to regularly.

Maps?!?!?!
Punched me right in feels.
Right. In. The. Feels.
Stiles put Maps on a playlist for Peter.

D'awwwwwwwwwww

Favorite interaction:
squishy wolf: "It's not a vacation unless you're so fucked out you can barely walk."
Princess: #wordstoliveby

Talk about a complete entertainment esssssperience.

[Vivian]

Hysterical Steter. Fun, daddy kink epistolary that just rocked me every day. And to the Usual Suspects who made this read more than a read, but an experience--Love you!

<3 Lucky Bastard

[Dalia]

My first Steter. Huh...



It made me smile a lot. Loved it!

I just wish the relationship between Stiles/Peter and Derek would have been better.

[Emma Sea]

I liked the earlier parts more than the end, but I guess that's because I wanted this to keep going FOREVER!

Every chapter made my day better. Thank you, taylorpotato.

*hugs* for my buddy readers for being awesome.

[Bree Cheese]

I am obsessed with this! Obsessed. The entire story is told through text and chat. There is even a playlist. I heart you Taylorpotato....Big thanks to my peeps who buddy read this with me, you guys are awesome!

[Adam]

BR with Wench!

I have officially jumped on the Steter train.

Can you blame me? Just look at him:


So far, my Teen Wolf fanfic reading has been restricted to Sterek. It kind of felt like cheating to read other ships involving Stiles. But, I'm over it. Stiles and Peter's slightly-twisted relationship is too good to miss out on.

Here are some of the things I've learnt from this very creative fic:
- Stiles is the "prettiest Princess"
- Stiles is a "classy lady"
- Peter is a "squishy snuggle wolf"
- Peter is a controlling bastard, but that's just how he shows his love
- Stiles would commit murder if he could get away with it
- Peter and Stiles are both a bit off their rockers, and that's how they like it
- Stiles wants to be fucked repeatedly on a sunny beach, and Peter wants to fuck Stiles repeatedly on a sunny beach. It's like they're made for each other.

Oh, and it's possible for me to not like Derek. Who would have guessed?

Anyway, fun read. Bonus points for the kinky sexytimes in the The Way Our Chemicals Collide.

Now how do I find myself a hot sugar daddy like Peter?

[BWT]

It's done! No more! Say it ain't so!! *sob*


I normally HATE Steter - but this was hilarious, sweet, maddening, lovely, and downright wonderful.

Psst: Luckily I saw on http://steterkink.tumblr.com/ :

Anonymous asked:

Do the fake married Steter thing! Please oh please oh please do the thing!

steterkink Answer:

i see your ‘fake married’ and i raise you ‘actually married’ because i’m a piece of shit and i’m currently writing the steter bachelor party/wedding fic that is the inevitable conclusion of the gold digger universe.

pretty sure i’m getting more emotional about writing steter’s vows to each other than i ever would about my own wedding ceremony.

So at least I have that to look forward to.

[Karen]

One of my friends might have mentioned this in an update today and I swear I only went to have a peek at it...seriously, I had no intentions of reading it I was just having a boo. This was pretty much how my boo went...

It started something like this...


it involved a bit of this...


with a bit of this thrown in...


and this is how it's ending for me...


I have got to quit following my friends down these rabbit holes they are dark scary places and who knows where I'll land next. Mostly this one was just a lot of laughs and I definitely enjoyed it and would recommend it to anyone wanting to read something that's highly amusing...

And I'm still blaming this on my friend...

That's right you know who you are.

[Bitchie]

This was one of the most unique ways to tell a story that I have ever read. I loved it from beginning to end, this was just such fun.

Now if only taylorpotato would write a full on fic to go along with this, so that we could get all those little details that a story written in FB updates and text messages just can't give us.

[Jyanx]

One of my favorites of this author, and that is saying quite a bit. I love how the story is told in such an unconventional manner while still giving me such a good feel for the characters, and their connection.

[Alice]

So this is the first Steter I have read to completion ... and though it will probably also be the last, it is such a smartly contrived and unique piece of fan fiction that what I didn't feel for the ship is totally made up by how entertained I was in every other aspect of this work.

There are barely any full sentences. No paragraphs. Erratic punctuation and emoticons abound. Because this story unfolds in the same manner all stories unfold during this time we live in - over IM and social media. A series of text messages, e-mails, Facebook statuses and messages and Instagrams relay this Steter from the proposition through to the "I love yous". And not only is this fic a very cleverly composed piece using compelling casual dialogue (a perceptive study of interpersonal conversation it is) to tell the story and a number of photos from the actual casts' postings, but also an ingenious method of using mixed social media in an effective way to bring a believable fluid format to story telling.

Taylorpotato's Peter is my Peter. Clever, snarky, narcissitic, possibly ruthless and under all of it - likeable and as vulnerable as anyone else. As far as Stiles is portrayed ... okay, I guess. It is a bit hard for me, because Steter is not my ship. So Stiles reads OOC for me. I simply can't imagine Stiles choosing Peter, even this Peter - its in my head that Stiles goes with Derek and if Peter goes with anyone - its Lydia (another reason I don't ship Steter, I find Peter very het), but despite all the sorted notions stuck in my head, this is a five star effort. Every star for getting me to like a work - despite not really liking what it is about.

[Nico Jaye]

I don't know what I'm doing with my life, but I just read my first #Stere #Steter and was NOT grossed out. God help me.

This is hilarious, and the snark factor is awesomesauce. In the words of Cupcake, *chortle*-worthy. :D

[Fifi LaFleur]

edit: Now complete! I've been following it daily and loving every minute. so much fun. I don't know what I'm going to do with myself now! All that texting and messaging. Just brilliant. Review goes from 4 to full 5 stars for this little gem.


early review:
i think this one is still ongoing. It's as fun as Sparkly Pens. There is even a mixed tape. Inspired silliness. love it.

I think the Steter dynamic is working for me. Ha

[Lilia Ford]

Brilliant and truly original. Wish it could just go on forever.

[Jilrene]

I love these goofy fics that aren't traditional stories. This is funny and sweet and a whole series. I've bookmarked the rest for later.

[Lori]

This is soooo cute. It's Steter and it's cute. Devoured this. Peter was so perfect in this and Stiles was his usual goofy, horny self.

I will edit in some Peter/Stiles pics when I'm next on the comp.

[Tara♥]

Not Sterek but Steter and it was glorious!!



This really needs to be viewed on a browser, ideally Chrome, it won't work on your kindle as it's basically all screenshots of websites, text messages, facebook messages and emails.

Did I mention it is glorious?

[♣ Irish Smurfétté ♣]

I mean, wth??! This is kinda the shiznit, yo.

I mean, Peter is Peter and Stiles is Stiles and it works.

I mean, I chuckled, I kinda went "awww" and "hell yeah" and "wtf Derek?" and "Lydia is awesome" and so much more.

I mean, the dialogue is energetic, meaningful, pleasant, sexy, funny, uncomfortable, and enjoyable.

I mean, I don't think there was a misstep in the whole damn thing.

Also, Peter, stop freakin makin me HEART you like a beeeeeyotch.

Also, I really fucking hate how lame GR is about making it such a fucking challenge to post pix while on a mobile device. I'm fucking leaving it there, image error and all, if that's how it's gonna appear. FU, GR, for trying to ruin my buzz after something this fucking fun to read.

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[Makhda]

Really entertaining!
Seriously FUN!




My goodness, I'm so happy I found this fic!





OMG, I never thought I would love Peter. This is so weird. I never want this to end.

[Sandra]

Funny and sweet and cute and silly. So fucking great!

[karlakolumna]

omg. Chapter 29. Srsly. I love that shit.

You don't even know how much I wish I could have witnessed the "revelation-but-not-quite" from Derek's perspective.
Gaawd. Daily updates are not nearly enough.


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All in all? 4.5 to 5 stars. Because I yearn, literally yearn for an accompanying full length fic that captures all the missing (and sometimes probably painful & embarrassing) moments inbetween.
Don't get me wrong, this was downright great, awesome even. Funny & adorable. Peter is, admittedly, rather tame and harmless... you might even call him fluffy and lovely and still wouldn't be far off the mark. Which aren't the first character traits that come to mind when thinking of Peter Hale. So there's that.
But the idea and the execution were amazingly wonderful and I am sadder than sad that this is already the end. I will sure as hell miss these daily updates!

[Valerie ❈M/M Romance Junkie❈]

Reread 10/23/2021 I miss taylorpotato Steter fics

Reread 7/3/2020

re-read 9/18/2019 continuing my Sterek/Steter read-a-thon 🥰

03/27/2016

It's hard to believe it's been almost a year since I fell down the Steter rabbit hole. I don't regret a thing. I love this story just as much today as I did the first time. Thank you taylorpotato. Stiles will forever be Peter's princess.

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04/25/15 original review

I cannot believe I just gave a five star rating to a Steter fic, but that was so cute. I truly believe I will read this one again and again.

[Sunny]

Loved it!

[Karen Wellsbury]

Bloody great

As a die hard Sterek fan, I resist pairing Stiles with anyone else, but this was just great
Seeing how the relationship developed via text and email, was like eavesdropping on a friends.
because I haven't watched the TV series I worried that I wouldn't 'get' Peter, but he's such a charming, strange and bizarre man- and then I started to care.

I read this with a smile on my face the whole way through, I can't remember that last time I smiled this much over a 'book'..I would totally recommend that this is read on the bigger screen as well.

Anytime fanfic is dissed, I will point to this..and stick out my tongue

[Julio Genao]

novel, but the casual cruelty required to make this pairing work (in this context) rubbed me all the wrong ways.

[Erica]

I feel like I should write a review, especially when I 5-star a book, but what do you say about this one? It's awesome.

[TT]

Wow, the first installment of this just blew me away! What an imaginative and fun new way to tell a story, and it makes it feel real. Dating site profiles, snippets of FB convo’s, and Playlists set the stage for what starts off as a sugar daddy relationship and develops into a real one. LOVED the daddy kink, loved the chemistry between the two, Peter’s possessiveness, and Stiles handling of him. Stiles knows how to manage and love on his Daddy!

I read the rest of the series as well, and the remainder is written stories which also have high steam factor, but I would really have loved more of the first. Cannot recommend this highly enough, this was just fun to read AND really sexy!

[Vivian ♪(┌・。・)┌]

Immensely adorable. I'll admit I owe a debt to Loederkoningin for being the gorgeous nag she is.

This doesn't mean I'm converted to this TW/Steter business *attempts to save face*.

But much love. So much love. It's like two godly mediums came together and fucked and Mpreg'd gorgeous, godly godly babies.