Can we really have elitism without an elite? What did God and Abraham talk about when they were done bargaining? Is Michael Vick Smarter than Roman Polanski?
These are the things Andrew J. Patrick thinks about when the television bored him. And despite almost universal disinterest, he keeps writing about them. For over a decade, he's written these subjects and more.
Here, find the best of his essays, fiskings, blogs, and reviews, painstakingly collected for your hopeful edification and probable bemusement.