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205 pages, Kindle Edition
First published June 11, 2015
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Hot Damn that was good! So refreshing to read a love story written by a man. David's writing was like a drug to me. Infectious, humorous and down right raunchy at times. I literally could not put this book down.
Porter Hale is a successful porn star aka Ryder Ruff aka bad ass. Along with his two younger brothers they are often referred to as the "Princes of Porn." But they often refer to themselves as the "Dick Dynasty" lol. I loved Porter's character, he came across…haha I said came across…as this strong dominant male but deep down he was a big ole softy….big softy….lol I kill me!
Holly Nash, on the other hand, is a strong willed determined casting director that despises porn so when big bad Ryder Ruff spills her martini on her she is less than amused. Porter is wanting to make it up to this beautiful vixen so he invites her to dinner, which by a little help from Becks, she accepts.
Holly hasn't gotten laid in a long time. Her vagina practically has cob webs. She is also way out of her league when Porter starts pushing on the charm and has no idea how to handle him. Her assistant Mitch and best friend Becks don't help out much either by constantly pressing that she see him. And BTW OMG I LOVED Holly's assistant, Mitch. He could be in a book all of his own.
Holly's vagina finally wins and they begin a very heated and passionate romance. But the porn industry is not happy with Porter's new girlfriend and when Holly starts getting threats, Porter is outraged and will stop at nothing to protect Holly.
The end scene was INTENSE. I even got a little squeamish reading that part AND the epilogue geez David are you trying to kill me?? Let's just say I cannot wait to read the next book in the Dick Dynasty series. Must read you will not be disappointed.
Favorite Scene: The awkward getting-caught-with-your-pants-down scene with Mitch and Becks.
Favorite Quote:
"Get your life together, wipe the ranch off your face, and for the love of Gaga, buy some granola bars to keep in your purse. You're a scary woman on a good day, but you turn into some kind of angry black hole for food when you're hungry and God help anyone who gets too close." – Mitch
"Holly we work in Hollywood and your schedule is relatively clear for the day. Just call in drunk." – Mitch
