You know, in 2018, when the easiest way to read a new adult romance was on Wattpad, written by a 16-year-old who only knew Hardin Scott from the After series and that type of toxic love was the only love you knew and even though the book was grammatically wrong (similar to this review) you still kept reading even though is was SO bad. This man is somehow worse!
If you're the author or a fan of this book, my bad! Books do not work for everyone, and that's the fun of it all! Not everyone is going to have the same experience. You can call me tasteless, but at least I'm self-aware! For the sake of the book, I won't rate this until the release date (05/05/2026). To anyone who publishes a book, I congratulate you on your success. That shit is tough! Especially an acclaimed author like Julie Murphy, but this book had me eyerolling (derogatory). Be kind towards my rant review opinion, thanks!! Beware of minor plot spoilers, nothing too much to spoil the book for you, nor before its release date. Just things that happened in the book but out of context (kind of)!
First and foremost, the premise of this book is ridiculous. Nothing pisses me off more than when someone reviews a fiction (not a true story) book and then gets mad when it isn't realistic. OBVIOUSLY, IT IS NOT REAL. But HOLY SHIT, this is so stupid. Clover and her mom work paycheck to paycheck, and when her housing falls through on campus, she realizes she has no other choice but to marry Bennett Graves. Bennett Graves did something catastrophic to fuck over Clover, and they both know he owes her. Even though he's RICH AS HELL, the book starts with their marriage at the courthouse so she can get into the co-ed dorms. They'll stay married until finals, and by then she'll have figured out her own housing. Obviously, as the story always goes, the two need to fake it in front of everyone, and slowly but surely, they fall in love.
I hated this! Why did I keep reading? Simply because I needed to see this entire 304-page book through in order to justify how ridiculous it is. Bennett's family is RICH RICH. He/ his mom literally pay for the housing he was supposed to live in AND the dorm. Why the fuck did NO ONE think, oh, hey, let me just pay for your dorm? "But then they both wouldn't get anything out of it!" Please tell me what Bennett was getting out of this fake marriage at first. I would love to hear it. Towards the end, they discuss how ridiculous it ended up being, and I'm well aware they're 18/19, so not much critical thinking exists in those alcoholism brains yet, but Jesus Christ.
The thing is, I can have fun! I love quirky, I love romance books, and the entire reason I picked this book up was for the university setting. I LOOOOOVE an academy/ boarding school/university romance. The romance between Clover and Bennett was ridiculous and all over the place. These guys do NOT stay together in real life. From the first few chapters, there is no indication to the reader that Bennett and Clover were in love with each other when they were younger teens. ZERO indication they have any feelings for the other. As we get more background as to what Bennett did in the past, and when he later apologizes, that is the only time we find out that it's an "it's always been you" romance. I BEG TO FUCKING DIFFER????
Randomly, in the beginning, when we are introduced to Bennett, and after we just made rules that they will bring no hook-ups to their dorm, Bennett goes to a party and gets sat on and flirted with by his old teacher assistant hook-up, and that is where we find out how he learned to have sex. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW???? That information lacks relevance and was just there to be there. EEEYYUUUUCK! You want me to swoon over this man, but then you're talking about how his dick is getting hard from another woman just because it's 'biology.' Clover didn't want them to share a bed, but to sell it they 'had to', so she makes a pillow barrier and the very first night, mind you before their wedding they hadn't spoken in over three years since they were 15/16, and you wake up to this man in his boxers snuggling you, pillows thrown off the bed, and his erection poking you because it's 'just biology'. ENOUGH. You jerk off to a noise she makes in her sleep (she is not present for this, but at this point, they still have not admitted their attraction towards the other, nor the fact that they've been in love with each other since they were kids), and also, these two call each other about 20 different pet names. GET OUTTA HERE. You have the balls to be a jealous cunt, but the next day your friends bring four girls into the dorm room you share with YOUR WIFE, and let them touch all her clothes and make-up, roll all over your shared bed, and lay their head on your LAP????? Then, when YOUR WIFE, you just said you didn't EVER wanna see that look on her face again, is UPSET, you throw it in her face that she needs YOU and that you're paying for the dorm? DON'T PISS ME OFF. When I also found out the reason they haven't spoken, it was so fucking enraging I don't know HOW she forgave him. There are also so many parts of the book where you can tell Murphy was trying to make Bennett and his friends, Julian and Tex, 'men written by women', but they are BOYS. It does not come off as natural dialogue or characterization. It feels so forced. They SOOOO act like college boys that perhaps if you really want that, then this will SO work for you!
Clover was honestly not horrible! Besides her lack of a backbone when it came to Bennett, I liked her. She did confuse the shit out of me when she lied to Tate, but whatever. She is not as bad as Bennett was. Congrats, I didn't mind you, Clover.
Also, there's a character mentioned, as well as a few of his buddies, who sexually assault women in this book. There were no steps in this book to properly discuss that. This is a new adult romance. I understand sometimes you don't want heavy books in there. If you know someone is a RAPIST, don't send your wife over there just because she claims they're friends. Call it what it is, that man (not Bennett) is a RAPIST.
The book was easy to read, don't get me wrong, but that's because there's a lack of description. All the descriptive text went to the sex scenes. Those were the most well-written parts of the book! Congrats, Julie Murphy, you know how to write sex!
The thing is, I like Julie Murphy. I've read from her before. The Dumplin' series was one of my favorites when I was younger, and I really liked the movie way back when. I've read A Merry Little Meet Cute and enjoyed that, and even have one of her other books Fundamentals of Being a Good Girl on my anticipated releases list, but this one was SUCH a miss. There aren't many positives other than the fact that her writing is compulsively readable. I'm not dogging on Murphy, nor am I trying to bully her. I am simply shitting on CHARACTERS, and none of my negative comments are directed towards her! I'm sure from this review, you can tell I cannot EVER write a book, but JEEZ, this tanked for me. I will not be seeing the other books in the series, but I will still continue to read from this author. I'm sorry for being a hater, but I must speak my truth.
Review based on the advanced reader's copy. This title is set to release on May 5, 2026, from Balzer + Bray! Thank you!